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No. I Was Much Better Before

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (11)



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“Better with You,” that mysteriously generic-sounding sitcom that comes on before “Modern Family,” on ABC tonight (not to be confused with “Back to You,” or “Better Off Ted,”) is about three couples, of three different-ish generations, in the same family. There’s a new couple that has been dating for two months and have already decided to get married. There’s the older couple, together for nine years but unmarried. And there’s the parents, married for 35 years and barely talking. There’s also a laugh track; stereotypical humor; puns; multiple cameras; over-acting; and really bad jokes. If the iPhone had an auto-joke function, “Better with You,” would be the end product.

I made it 11 minutes and 47 seconds into the pilot, and only that long because I like Debra Jo Rupp, who plays the mother. Please don’t make the same 11 minute and 47 second mistake that I did. In fact, if you have parental controls on your television, block the show, and ask a loved one to randomly punch in a security code with his eyes closed so that you will never, ever mistakenly run across “Better with You.”

And, as an added fun exercise, an hour after you’ve read this review, ask yourself the title of this show to see if you can remember it. I had to look it up on several occasions just to remind myself.









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Comments

Short and to the point. Now I know never to watch this. Ever.

Posted by: Jeff at September 29, 2010 1:10 PM

Better Off Ted!

*sigh*

Now I'm sad.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 29, 2010 1:13 PM

That picture alone makes me want to punch this show.

Posted by: Robert Scott at September 29, 2010 1:20 PM

Thanks for the warning. I would be so sad to see Kitty in something that sounds so painful...

Posted by: badkittyuno at September 29, 2010 1:33 PM

Better Off Ted is available on Netflix on Demand. So, there's that.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 29, 2010 1:54 PM

I had to scroll up because I had forgotten the name of the show by the last paragraph of its review.

Posted by: Nick at September 29, 2010 2:17 PM

I saw an early screening of this on a flight last month. By "saw" I mean I unplugged my earplugs after the unbearable teaser. But the picture wouldn't.... go.... away...

Posted by: doktorpeace at September 29, 2010 2:29 PM

I forgot what the name was by the time I got done reading the review. That's not a good sign.

Posted by: PaulterA at September 29, 2010 2:33 PM

I love this show, so fuck you guys.

That's right. I gave up and joined the retardiherd. It's so much easier. See, you're all lost and lonely, just like me. And I thought that maybe I could give myself a taste of the primetime world. A world without anger, without fear, without attitude. Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care. The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror. The new girl? Well - the new girl - she can just fit right in with anybody. People who are ju... Jesu, what the hell am I rattling on about?

(NOTE TO SELF: don't get drunk and watch "The Faculty" before coming into work.)

Posted by: Skitz at September 29, 2010 2:47 PM

Everyone in this show looks like someone else.

The blonde looks like Jane Krakowski.

Her boyfriend looks like Jerry Seinfeld.

The new fiance looks like Matthew Lillard.

The brunette sister looks like someone but I don't care enough to figure out who.

The only one who doesn't look like someone is the guy playing the father, and that's too bad because when I see Kitty, I want him to be Red!

Posted by: mswas at September 30, 2010 9:45 AM

The redhead reminds me of debra messing.

Posted by: RedDirtGirl at October 7, 2010 1:06 AM