Exploring the Most Important Question in the History of Internet
But no one has really paused and attempted to get inside the psychology of our obsession. What is it about adorable kittens, cute puppies, and captivating babies that attracts our attention? And why is it that most people fall into one camp, instead of two or three? Why are some people dog people, and some people cat people, and why are those two constituencies so hostile toward baby people?
I don't understand these phenomena, myself. Personally, I am anti-cute puppy and adorable kitten, and I believe that devoting even a fraction of our unlimited Internet space to these two subjects is antithetical to good taste. I think it's dopey. I currently write for a site that I love despite the fact that Corgi Fridays is a popular weekly feature, and where a post comparing dogs to "Mad Men" characters was one of the most popular of last week. I respect it, but I don't get it. But show me an adorable baby, and I will awww with the best of them. However, if I were to feature a Baby Friday post on Warming Glow, I would likely be flayed alive. Why? Why do Corgi people hate babies? Why are baby people indifferent to Corgis?
What is the deal? Why is America fractured among these lines? Why can't we love all adorable things? What are the factors that pull us apart? How can one person love adorable kittens but hate adorable babies? It's a total mindfuck.
Explain yourselves. Are you a puppy person, a kitten person, or a baby person. Why?
Here's a poll.
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What I do know is that, before life beats us down, before all the societal pressures pulls us into different camps, we begin life with no biases. We are all kitten people. We are all puppy people. We are all baby people.
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