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You Will Now Be Useless the Rest of the Workday: Google Turns Your Phone into a Lightsaber

By Cindy Davis | Star Wars | December 16, 2015 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Star Wars | December 16, 2015 |


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Let’s face it, the rest of the week will be eclipsed by Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Presumably, you’ve got your tickets, you’ve mentally calculated backwards to achieve Maximum Arrival Time (MAT) in order to secure Premium Viewing Capacity Seats (PVCS), and if you’re a purist (who isn’t; I’ll hunt you down!) you’ve sworn off any Social Media Spoiler Possibilty (SMSP), practicing your Scroll Capability Factor (SCF) so if you even spy the hint of a Force Awakens review headline you can StFOTP (Scram the Fuck Outta There Pronto). No, just me?

Anyhoo, back to this day-wasting lightsaber business and OMFG, I’m a Jedi!

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Mofo, I will cut you down.

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What’s that you say, you want to play? Oooh sorry, I got lost again.

Go to https://lightsaber.withgoogle.com/experience on your computer or tablet. Follow the instructions and hit the personalized link you’re given for your smartphone, then initiate and calibrate your phone lightsaber.

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Cut that stormtrooper down, but stand by, because more are on the way.

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Wave to your boss and say goodbye to the rest of your day.


Cindy Davis, (Twitter)



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