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You Will Now Be Useless the Rest of the Workday: Google Turns Your Phone into a Lightsaber

By Cindy Davis | Star Wars | December 16, 2015 |

By Cindy Davis | Star Wars | December 16, 2015 |

Let’s face it, the rest of the week will be eclipsed by Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Presumably, you’ve got your tickets, you’ve mentally calculated backwards to achieve Maximum Arrival Time (MAT) in order to secure Premium Viewing Capacity Seats (PVCS), and if you’re a purist (who isn’t; I’ll hunt you down!) you’ve sworn off any Social Media Spoiler Possibilty (SMSP), practicing your Scroll Capability Factor (SCF) so if you even spy the hint of a Force Awakens review headline you can StFOTP (Scram the Fuck Outta There Pronto). No, just me?

Anyhoo, back to this day-wasting lightsaber business and OMFG, I’m a Jedi!


Mofo, I will cut you down.


What’s that you say, you want to play? Oooh sorry, I got lost again.

Go to on your computer or tablet. Follow the instructions and hit the personalized link you’re given for your smartphone, then initiate and calibrate your phone lightsaber.



Cut that stormtrooper down, but stand by, because more are on the way.



Wave to your boss and say goodbye to the rest of your day.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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