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Who Did It Better? 84th Annual Academy Awards Edition

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | February 27, 2012 | Comments ()


vs. Emma Stone
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Most In Danger Of Believing Her Own Hype Division
Gwyneth Paltrow And Her Saintly Superhero Dress

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vs. Rooney Mara's Audrey Hepburn Impression
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Best Red Carpet Antics
Good Ol' Figwit

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vs. Sacha Baron Cohen's Photobombs
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Successor To The "Brian Grazer Coiffure Chock Full O' Secrets" Crown
J. Lo And Her Mischievous Areola

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vs. Tina Fey
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"How Did You Get The Keys To My Grandmother's Closet?" Division
Anna Faris

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vs. Shailene Woodley
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Most Presumptuous Attempt To Match The Hardwear Division
Meryl Streep Who Better Be Pointing To Viola

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vs. Stacy Keibler And Her Distracting Hip Growth
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"I'm Really Nervous That Dress Is Going To Slip Right Off You" Division
Missi Pyle
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vs. Kate Mara
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Best Use Of The Gams Division
Angie

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The Dean
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Most Charming Red Carpet Couple Division
Bérénice Bejo and Michel Hazanavicius

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vs. Kermie And Miss Piggy
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Dresses That Were Tragically Savaged By Wild Animals On The Way To The Ceremony Division
Viola Davis

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vs. Cameron Diaz
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Ladies Who Clearly Matched Their Dress To Their Hair Division
Ellie Kemper

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vs. Nancy O'Dell
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Liberal Use Of Self-Tanner Division
Ben Stiller

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vs. Billy Crystal
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New Celebrity Fantasy Division
Goldie Hawn Marathons With Reese Witherspoon

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vs. Getting Trashed With Rose Byrne* and Melissa McCarthy
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*I missed it, where was Rose hiding her Grey Goose? Surely not anywhere on her spare frame. Was Melissa smuggling for two?



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