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Which of These Five Hollywood Subjects Sold Out the Hardest?

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | October 25, 2011 |

bottlerocketavclub.jpgOwen Wilson: Wilson has been a sell-out for so long now that many of you may have forgotten where he originated. He wasn't just Dignan from Wes Anderson's Bottle Rocket and Eli Cash in Wes Anderson's The Royal Tenenbaums, he actually co-wrote those films with Wes Anderson. He also co-wrote Rushmore. Wilson sold out at the first opportunity he had, and he's barely looked back since. Yes, he's continued to star in Wes Anderson's films, but without his writing voice, those Wes Anderson projects aren't as magical or as hopeful as they once were (Anderson exchanged Wilson's sly whimsy for Noah Baumbach's misanthropy, and his movies reflect the unfortunate change). Wilson sold out hard, too: Marley and Me, You, Me and Dupree the Fockers and Cars franchises, and fucking Marmaduke, people. Dignan became the voice of a goddamn talking dog, and he hasn't written a thing in a decade, to boot. At least he's got another Wes Anderson movie on tap (Moonrise Kingdom) before he sells out once again to provide the voice of a turkey in a time-traveling family film. Yes, a time traveling family film.

NE5tYa8aD8D885_1_1.jpgDavid Gordon Green: I saw David Gordon Green on a shuttle bus at Sundance back in 2007, where he presented the last interesting movie he'd make before selling out, Snow Angels. He seemed like a quiet, thoughtful guy who made quiet, thoughtful movies. He was an amazing talent, and he directed indie films that felt like good alt-country songs: George Washington, Undertow and All the Real Girls. His milieu was grey skies and blue collar folks. At one point, speaking of independent directors, he even said of Kevin Smith: "[He] the only one I don't like particularly. I respect most of them. He's the one I can't identify with in any way. He kind of created a Special Olympics for film. They just kind of lowered the standard." David Gordon Green's last two movies were Pineapple Express and Your Highness, the latter of which lowered the standards for the Special Olympics. What's next? Another dumb comedy, this one a profanity-fueled Adventures in Babysitting starring Jonah Hill called The Sitter. This is what's become of David Gordon Green: He's become the big-budget Kevin Smith. I hope he gets paid a lot of money for his crappy comedies because it's cost him a small but devoted fanbase.

tumblr_l9qijfvr981qdwoza.jpgJohnny Depp: Everyone that grew up in the late 80s and 90s loved Johnny Depp: He did not give a shit, and that's why we respected him. He didn't give a damn about box office; he took on diverse and interesting roles. It took him 15 years to make a movie that made more than $100 million (and then, only barely: Sleepy Hollow made $101 million). I specifically remember him saying that he didn't care about that money, that he wanted to work with interesting directors and take on roles different from the rest of Hollywood. He made Benny and Joon and one of my favorite movies of the 90s, What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Also Donnie Brasco and Dead Man so he could work with Jarmusch, and Nick of Time, a bad movie with a cool real-time concept, and Chocolat and Blow and Ed fucking Wood. Now? Earlier this year, he said something to the effect of: "I'll keep making these Pirates of the Caribbean movies as long as they keep making money." So much for the Johnny Depp who didn't care about box office. He even conceded that the second and third movies didn't make much sense. No matter. He got paid, and he used that box-office clout to star in The Tourist with Angelina Jolie, one of the worst movies to come out of that much star power in recent memory. I appreciate that he's doing Rum Diary this weekend to remind us that he once was a fascinating actor, but Hunter S. Thompson would've scoffed at the Pirates franchise (although, he might have tripped his balls off watching Alice in Wonderland). What's Johnny Depp doing after that? More Pirates movies, Dark Shadows (which has potential) and the now greenlit again The Lone Ranger, a sell-out flick perhaps even bigger than Pirates. We may never see the actor from Gilbert Grape again.

boyz_n_the_hood_xlg ICE Cube crop.jpgIce Cube: Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate and I had a lengthy debate during a long car drive about Ice Cube, and whether he should be celebrated for making the transition to family films and, thus, expanding his audience to a new generation or derided for selling out. And with all due respect to my wife, she hasn't seen Are We Done Yet? or Are We There Yet?. From where Ice Cube began, in South Central Los Angeles rapping "Fuck tha Police" with with seminal hip-hop outfit, N.W.A, to starring in two family films about suburban assholes, I don't think anyone has sold out harder than Ice Cube. This guy went from hardcore rapper to badly remaking a Cary Grant comedy. I had such immense respect for Ice Cube, for the way he transitioned from music to film with Boys n the Hood to the phenomenal Barbershop movies, and Friday in between (we won't speak of the two sequels, one OK, one horrible). Somewhere along the way, Ice Cube gave up. The man who wrote half the lyrics to Straight Outta Compton and co-wrote Friday. The man who had albums called Kill at Will, AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted, and Death Certificate . That man is now an exec producer on a low-rent TBS sitcom based on Are We There Yet?. Doughboy has a goddamn clothing line of hoodies with headphones built in, people. Does anyone remember he was in Higher Learning and the terrific Three Kings? No, because XXX: State of the Nation blighted all that out. That new generation of fans won't know him for early work that pissed off Focus on the Family; they'll only know him as that nice man who guest starred on in the "Are We There Yet?" TV series and the upcoming sell-out remake of 21 Jump Street alongside -- who else? -- Johnny Depp in a cameo.

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