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The Kennedys for sure. My political nature wins this round.

(What's with the "Post Comment" button? It's floating through my preview.)

That THING sitting on the bed next to Natalie Portman pretty much killed that poster for me.

So if we're going to go for pure "OH HELL FUCKING YEAH I WANT TO SEE THAT" factor... True Grit without a doubt.

If not for Asston Fucker, No Strings Attached would be the "tingliest."

However, True Grit is the ONLY choice. Just look at that fucking poster. Spectacular.

And for anyone who answers Blue Valentine, I hope you enjoy getting your emotions pounded into a bloody pulp left dripping from the core of your soul, because that's what your gonna get you masochistic motherfuckers.

True Grit. And one half of the No Strings Attached poster.

True Grit makes me tingly.

re: Unless Ashton is looking for his car with Stiffler I have no interest in any movie he's involved with.

You stay classy TylerDFC!

The presence of Katie Holmes' bland mug ruins the Kennedys one.

The True Grit poster just got me pregnant. I'm naming the baby Rooster "Dude" Cogburn. He's comin' out guns blazing.

I wanted it to be Blue Valentine, but that poster is doing nothing for me. True Grit, on the other hand: kudos.

Weird.
Before coming here, I was only just reading about JFK over at the BBC News site.
It's an interesting piece about the darker side of his presidential campaign.

Hey supafly,

As an increasing Methusalehian indivudal interested in remaining hep with the current vernacular, is/are "the dogs bollox" a good thing or a bad thing? Is it a word like "phat", or, to date myself further, "wicked" with seemingly negative connotations that the kids today co-opted to suggest their own "badness"? If I use it will I be fly? Perhaps "Supafly"?

Kisses,
Mrs. Julien

Christ I'm annoying.

Because I keep poking him.

...

That's it! I'm cut off until I have done at least 4 of the things that they pay me to do.

"True Grit," slam dunk.

Haven't we beaten the Kennedys to death (sorry) enough? Although from what I hear a good movie could be made about the Dems funneling money into West Virginia to steal (or at least ensure) the 1960 election.

"The Epic 6-Part Movie Event"

"Movie event"? The fuck is a "movie event"? Can we kill that fucking empty meaningless buzzword in its coffin, please? I have some tomato stakes and a hammer.

I see three pansy ass posters who have to TELL YOU THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE BEING ADVERTISED.

I see two posters who dare you to KNOW, based on sheer badassery, their titles.

One of those posters needs to repeat its iconic symbol THREE TIMES as glowy and shiny as possible. The other poster conveys its iconic item nearly smaller than anything else in the poster using a subdued color which fades into the background.

The True Grit poster could take the Green Lantern poster with one eye tied behind its back.

In fact, we don't even need any other posters between now and December 25th. Just True Grit. Thanks.

Perhaps I'm showing my age, but True Grit is sacred and should not have been remade. Period. End of story. So I geuss by default I'll pick Green Lantern.

Jeff Bridges in that poster is doing wonderful and embarrassing things to me. It almost makes me forget how much I want to punch Katie Holmes in the face in the hope that it gets the other side of her face working. If it doesn't, I still walk away happy.

I'm pretty sure that the girl with pigtails in the True Grit poster is going to turn into a dude by osmosis due to all the testosterone near her.

Annie_Reckson,

I'm pretty sure that the girl with pigtails in the True Grit poster is going to turn into a dude get pregnant by osmosis due to all the testosterone near her.

Fixed.

This is like putting the cast of golden girls next to Meagen Fox and asking "which one of these do you most want to fuck?

True Grit, and if you say the friends one, kill yourself.

Perhaps I'm showing my age, but True Grit is sacred and should not have been remade. Period.

Posted by: BigTodd at November 19, 2010 10:58 AM
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I'm kind of with you on this, but if someone had to do it, I'm glad it's the Coens.

Which of These 5 New Movie Posters Makes Your Nethers Tingle the Most?

Green Lantern.





What?

No one is going to mention how disturbing Photoshopped Ms. Portman looks in the Kutcher-bacle poster? She looks like a lollipop: giant head on a stick. Compare the width of her shoulders to the width of her hips in that image: she would be crippled for life if those proportions were real.

Why are we supposed to find freakishly disfugured images sexy?!

#TrueGritFTW

Ashton Kutcher is a cinematic tingle snuffer.

There are a few others of his kind out there including his female opposite who co-starred with him just a short while ago who shall remain nameless. Basically, no matter who he's cast to play we all only see the one-note douche flute he always is. Because of that, we can never identify with whatever character he is even if he's the main protagonist and we're supposed to care. Instead, we are left pining for him to die in a fire while a mutant strain of an STD wreaks havoc on his smarmy face. That's right. "Oh honey, I'm so sorry about you losing the love of your life to that spontaneous 7-11 microwave explosion, but honestly, you'll be better off without him. Burrito?"

Everyone's saying True Grit... really? Don't y'all think Damon looks weird... and really greasy? Blech. My lady parts are hiding from that poster.

Give me the Green Lantern anyday.

Everyone's saying True Grit... really? Don't y'all think Damon looks weird... and really greasy? Blech. My lady parts are hiding from that poster.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 19, 2010 3:54 PM

No one is looking at Damon. trust.

Want to see True Grit & have high expectations for it, but the little girl & the big forehead on Matt Damon made the old nethers shrivel into tiny bits.

I agree with commenter above who wonders about disfiguring w/Photoshop. Why? I mean, Matt Damon isn't good enough in his natural state? Is it the mustache is too big, so his forehead needed to be embiggened? Hmph.

On a positive note, Blue Valentine is less nether shrivelling.

True Grit, no question....fuck the Kennedys, the most overanalyzed, overmythologized, OVERRATED family in American history. Especially with that munchkin Scientologist's Stepford wife in it.

And Natalie, a movie with Assclown Kunthair? Seriously? I'm soooo disappointed in you...

True Grit made me most tingly just cause FUCKING BADASS it looks!!

Dear Ms. Williams,

Bob Hope called from beyond the grave. He wants his nose back.

I've wanted to see Blue Valentine for ever. I hear the MPAA just gave it the dreaded NC-17, so I am totally bummed out. I think Michelle Williams is a gorgeous, talented actress and I still will see this regardless. I only hope the NC-17 rating will either be reconsidered, or that the editing that will ensue will not take away any integrity of this film. Btw, @Fredo... This is in no way shape or form like The Notebook! It would actually do you good to see the trailer to this movie. It will quickly show that this movie will be leaps and bounds above sappy teen romance!

Love the Kennedy era. Intriguing to me as always, but KT Holmes should have been replaced by Rachel Weisz, imo.

But my bets for Oscar are on True Grit all the way! I think this is going to be the most phenomenal of them all. Can't wait. And insofar as Ms. Williams nose, I think it's adorable. No Bob Hope by a long shot!

The other Blue Valentine poster you showed earlier when she is sitting in his lap in an alley. That is the tingliest.

True for sure...!

jzhz
Yeah, but you'd also have to watch the whole thing on mute, because, my, what an annoying voice he has. Come to think of it, that probably improves the "viewing experience".