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Which of Johnny Depp's Leading Ladies Has Actually Aged Better than Depp?

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | November 30, 2011 | Comments ()


Juliette Lewis in What is Eating Gilbert Grape

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Christina Ricci in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

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Mary Stuart Masterson in Benny & Joon

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Heather Graham in From Hell

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Winona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands

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Sarah Jessica Parker in Ed Wood

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Charlize Theron in The Astronaut's Wife

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Juliette Binoche in Chocolat

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I think we have a winner in Juliette, who looks as splendid today as she did then, and this is true even though she's the only woman on this list who is actually older than Depp. Maybe it's because she's French. Not coincidentally, Johnny Depp lives in France? The jambon et fromage must be keeping the French looking so very vibrant and youthful.



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