Which of Johnny Depp's Leading Ladies Has Actually Aged Better than Depp?
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Which of Johnny Depp's Leading Ladies Has Actually Aged Better than Depp?

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | November 30, 2011 | Comments ()


One cannot reasonably argue that Johnny Depp has not aged at all during his 25 year acting career. But one can argue that the man has aged very well. The man is approaching 50 and is as good looking as ever.

Not so much for his leading ladies over the years. In fact, Johnny Depp may be stealing the youth of his female co-stars in order to maintain his good looks. But, one of these women has actually managed to age better than Depp.

Amy Locane in Cry Baby


Juliette Lewis in What is Eating Gilbert Grape


Christina Ricci in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow


Mary Stuart Masterson in Benny & Joon


Heather Graham in From Hell


Winona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands


Sarah Jessica Parker in Ed Wood


Charlize Theron in The Astronaut's Wife


Juliette Binoche in Chocolat


I think we have a winner in Juliette, who looks as splendid today as she did then, and this is true even though she's the only woman on this list who is actually older than Depp. Maybe it's because she's French. Not coincidentally, Johnny Depp lives in France? The jambon et fromage must be keeping the French looking so very vibrant and youthful.

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