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What Is He, Funny? The Most Preposterous Pairings Of 2011

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (55)



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A new comedy flew in under the radar this past weekend and despite boasting a fairly recognizable cast and mixed reviews (okay, fine, crap reviews), A Good Old Fashioned Orgy opened in limited release to minimal, infinitesimal, barely audible fanfare. I don’t know why the film is being buried, (TK’s quite warm review will be up later today), but I can tell you that it’s already rubbing me the wrong way. Let’s have a look at the cast of A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. First, the ladies:

Lake Bell, Leslie Bibb, Michelle Borth, Lindsay Sloane
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Lovely, right? And now the menfolk:

Jason Sudeikis, Nick Kroll, Tyler Labine, Martin Starr
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See anything amiss? Now, please, read carefully and don’t misunderstand me. I love those guys. Well, I love Sudeikis, Kroll and Starr. I’ve no strong feelings for Mr. Labine. Sudeikis is a favorite “SNL” cast member and has acquitted himself well in recent films (Going The Distance, Horrible Bosses). Kroll routinely makes me snort Diet Coke out of my nose when watching “The League” and I’ve loved Martin Starr longtime, from “Freaks and Geeks” to “Party Down” and everything in between. These are funny, endearing, talented dudes. But they are, with the possible exception of Sudeikis, not, umm, well, they’re not lookers, are they? These are the kind of men you fall in love with because of their personality. Because they make you laugh. And Starr’s vulpine features and Kroll’s weaselly demeanor soften, become more lovable, become downright sexy. But those ladies? Those ladies are eeeeeee-easy on the eyes. And this ain’t news in the comedy world. This, oh yes, Double Standard is why when female comedians pose for “Vanity Fair,” they look like this:

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And when men pose they look like this:
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Both shots are meant as spoofs, the ladies sending up celebutante culture and the men, the famous Tom Ford cover. Regardless, you’ve got ladies (the beautiful Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig) actually looking sexy and the men looking, well, repugnant. Endearingly and intentionally repugnant, but repugnant nonetheless. And, okay, it’s a joke. And I certainly agree that anyone, male or female, should be judged on more than their appearance. I don’t think it’s laughable to conceive of any of the female members A Good Old Fashioned Orgy cast falling for one of the less attractive male characters. In fact, one of my favorite comedic love stories of the entire year was between a knock out woman (the unabashedly leggy Kristen Wiig) and a schlubby male (the irresistible Chris O’Dowd).

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Adorable, aren’t they? So what’s rubbing me the wrong way? It’s that the impossibly high stiletto is never on the other foot. We’re never given the opportunity to fall in love with a female based on her personality. Not in a mainstream film anyway. Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids, you say? Well bully. One example. Congratulations. Have we covered this topic before? You bet we have. Is it worth mentioning again? It sure as heckfire is. And why? Because nothing is changing. It’s the same as it ever was. Don’t believe me? Check out the most preposterous pairings of 2011.

The Green Hornet: Cameron Diaz and Seth Rogen
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30 Minutes Or Less: Jesse Eisenberg and Dilshad Vadsaria
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Hall Pass: Jason Sudeikis, Owen Wilson and their Gorgon wives Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate
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Horrible Bosses: Jennifer Aniston is absolutely sexually obsessed with Charlie Day.
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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part II: Ron and Hermione. Love Rupert Grint but, well, come on.
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Zookeeper: Kevin James has to choose between Leslie Bibb and Rosario Dawson. As far as I know, the gorilla in the mix.
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Just Go With It: Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and SWIMSUIT MODEL Brooklyn Decker.
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The Dilemma: Kevin James and Winona Ryder or Jennifer Connolly and The Man Who Ate Vince Vaughn.
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And, the grand prize goes to one of my favorite films of the year and a product of the sometimes creepy mind of Woody Allen, Midnight In Paris:

Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams
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Owen Wilson and Marion Cotillard
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Owen Wilson and Léa Seydoux
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Am I saying that an unconventional looking man cannot be attractive? Certainly not. And taken on a case by case basis, these pairings could make sense. But stacked together? Pretty preposterous, no?

Joanna Robinson would still like Martin Starr and Charlie Day to call her. Or, you know, they could drop her an email or follow her on Twitter.









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Comments

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Posted by: Snuggiepants at September 6, 2011 1:18 AM

You messed up the order of the men's pictures/names.

Posted by: alex at September 6, 2011 2:13 AM

mmm charlie day or as i call him, the not paul rudd hottie.

Posted by: Alyson at September 6, 2011 2:18 AM

I know, I'm almost totally stereotypical as the gay thing goes, but damn it all to hell, I could be convinced to bang Chris O’Dowd, schlub or not. In fact, probably more because he's a schlub.

Posted by: Jerry at September 6, 2011 2:35 AM

Maya Rudolph is plain looking.

I think she's awesome.

I'm not sure if she's listed up there as part of your point or if she's just in that photo example. But she's very plain looking, so. Does that work?

Posted by: The Only New Zealander at September 6, 2011 2:47 AM

Maybe because men are way more visually driven (shallow) than women? I mean, if I don't have at least a slight "urge" for a woman when I first see her, a few jokes aren't going to make up for it.

A few shots on the other hand...

Posted by: automatic365 at September 6, 2011 3:25 AM

@automatic365 Ohhh don't you try and pull that stuff here.

I'm pretty sure that the female population of Pajiba also admits to utter shallowness in deciding sex objects, too. Or at least, I do, so in terms of purely anecdotal data, that's Trufax: 1 and Generalisations: 0.

(I say Pajiba specifically because I've noticed a lot of excellent lady commenters who defy gender stereotypes - as so they should - that are circulated everywhere else)

Also the point is less about whether you'd find a regular, albeit funny, person more attractive after some tequila than a model, and about the ridiculous trend of having a hot woman 'settle' aesthetically in her quest for love when she finds someone who's great in all other respects (when presumably, so is she, just with an A++ body as well).

Posted by: Saucin' at September 6, 2011 5:03 AM

I get that the article is more about the trend of sexy women finding schlubby men attractive. I also understand that that is, on the whole, a bit ridiculous.

Alls I'm saying is that the chances that a gorgeous woman falls for an average or less than average looking man are higher than a stud of a man falling for an average or less than average looking woman. The chances of either happening may not be that high, but I think woman are more accommodating than men in that regard.

A woman can be won over by the metaphysical. Hell, there is a multimillion dollar industry coaching short, fat, bald men to how to do just that.

I don't think a man is as receptive if the woman doesn't at least meet his minimum standard of attractiveness.

Chris Rock,I believe, has a whole bit on how a woman will just openly admit her man is ugly, but will list all the things about him that make him attractive to her, while on the other hand, a man will never do the same thing because he values her looks too much.

Posted by: automatic365 at September 6, 2011 5:28 AM

I don't think a man is as receptive if the woman doesn't at least meet his minimum standard of attractiveness.

Now this is just an idea--stop me if it sounds crazy--but isn't there some possibility that our standards of what we will and what we won't be receptive to is based on what we are taught is normal behaviour in the same media that is shoved down our throats on the regular?

Put more simply: If Hollywood started cranking out movies wherein unattractive-yet-funny/wealthy/smart women were hooking up with gorgeous men, how long do you think it would take before we achieved some eye candy parity?

Put even MORE simply: Stop being so simplistic as to think that media reflects, rather than informs.

Posted by: Jess at September 6, 2011 6:35 AM

So are you saying movies need sexier dudes or uglier ladies? I'm not a great judge of a guy's sexy qualities, but these guys all seem fine as far as I can tell. I see pairings similar to this every day on the streets. I may however have to agree that it is ridiculous that anyone ever would like Adam Sandler and Kevin James (by association), be she/he it man woman, or beast.

Posted by: Ben at September 6, 2011 7:41 AM

Your first pairing explodes your premise. CD is far past her expiration date, while the slimmed-down Seth Rogen seems fairly good looking, if I'm any judge.

Posted by: , at September 6, 2011 7:46 AM

Horrible Bosses: Jennifer Aniston is absolutely sexually obsessed with Charlie Day.

...wait, you're saying women shouldn't be sexually obsessed with Charlie Day?

Oh. Ahem. My bad, then.

Posted by: JennieHaniver at September 6, 2011 8:22 AM

Rupert Grint is HOT!!! I don´t care what you say, he is a sexy redhead. Really.. how can you not see that

Posted by: Jodie at September 6, 2011 8:50 AM

I went back and figured out the pairings outside of the initial 4 were 50/50. I can see the issue if we are talking Kevin James and Rosario Dawson, but a number of them look like cute couples if they actually were paired up.

Posted by: Matt at September 6, 2011 8:57 AM

All you neeed to do is look at real life. I see hot woman / ugly dude [fat, bald, old, etc] pairings in real life all the time (I even know some of these pairings personally).

I don't believe I have ever actually seen a truly attractive guy with an ugly woman. I mean that I have literally never seen this phenomena in real life. I've seen maybe a "9" guy with an "8" woman, but never a "9" guy with a "5" woman or anything similar.

I'm not saying its right, I'm not saying that it is not because of how media represents women, etc., I'm just saying that it is. Men appear to be much more visual and much more shallow in this regard.

And, unfortunately, I think the same is true of audiences - they can accept the ugly guy / beautiful woman combo - I don't think they would suspend their disbelief as much for the ugly woman / hot ugy combo.

Posted by: Kerminy at September 6, 2011 9:07 AM

The Man Who Ate Vince Vaughn.

That made me choke on my yoghurt.

(I originally wrote joke instead of choke. Not sure how that would have worked.)

Posted by: Carrie at September 6, 2011 9:22 AM

Jesse Eisenberg is totally hot but I agree he doesn't really "go" with that woman. If anything, she doesn't deserve him. While I most definitely do.

Posted by: Amy at September 6, 2011 9:36 AM

I'd say the last three are void on arrival. Owen Wilson is getting girls in Midnight in Paris because he's a charming writer and 1920s Paris enthusiast. He's well-cultured, soft-spoken, and instantly dedicates himself instantly to anything that breezes by in a skirt and knows about Modernism. Twenty years ago, Woody Allen would have played this part and done the same things. There's a reason people talk about the Woody Allen surrogate in any modern Woody Allen film. And yes, for a few strange years, that surrogate was Scarlett Johansson. Which, in turn, proves your point.

Posted by: Robert at September 6, 2011 9:40 AM

Owen Wilson is getting girls in Midnight in Paris because he's a charming writer and 1920s Paris enthusiast. He's well-cultured, soft-spoken, and instantly dedicates himself instantly to anything that breezes by in a skirt and knows about Modernism.

Um, actually, I think that's exactly her point. Someone as busted looking as Owen Wilson, can charm his way into any pair of pants he wants to. Love the guy, but he is busted in the face. That's not a dynamic we ever see for women. So. That's the point. Where are the women in film with broken noses who glide through life on charm and humor?

Posted by: I Need More Allowance at September 6, 2011 9:45 AM

And you're totally right , . Cameron Diaz is GROSS and should just give up.

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Posted by: I Need More Allowance at September 6, 2011 9:48 AM

Have you seen Kevin James' real wife? She makes the two he's posing with look ugly. It's amazing what money and fame will buy you.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 6, 2011 9:55 AM

Tina Fey is not beautiful.

Posted by: logan at September 6, 2011 9:58 AM

I'm probably the only person in the world that doesn't think Emma Watson is fantastically beautiful so I don't really see a vast disparity between Hermione and Ron in appearance. If you want to look at the reverse, Cedric Diggory would not have been attracted to Hermione at that stage in character development. Say what you will about Pattinson but he was incredibly good looking in that movie, Watson not so much.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 6, 2011 10:02 AM

I've said it before and I'll say it again--sometimes (say, in anything starring Adam Sandler or Kevin James) my biggest problem isn't just that this guy is ugly or not "hot enough" for the hot woman, but that he is a complete and total loser who is also an asshole. They're supposed to be winning these shallow women (pshaw, yeah, supermodels totally go for the personality!) with their personalities, but their personalities SUCK. So, none of it ever works out and it's just fucking stupid. The only way some of these women would be attracted to those guys would be if they just didn't know any other men. Ever.

Posted by: figgy at September 6, 2011 10:03 AM

Ron and Hermione. Love Rupert Grint but, well, come on

TAKE IT BACK!!

#gingersforever

Posted by: Patty O'Green at September 6, 2011 10:04 AM

A woman can be won over by the metaphysical. automatic365

Yes, that time my date started explaining the nature of existence to me was so sexy. It's too bad he was a nihilist and made sleeping with him seem so pointless.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 6, 2011 10:15 AM

So, as a middlingly attractive man I Shouldn't expect to date a more attractive woman? Or do I have a better chance at dating a more attractive woman? Am I allowed to date women less attractive than me if they have attributes I'm looking for or am I purely obsessed with the physical? I'm so fucking confused.

Also, Logan, you're an insufferable twunt sometimes.

Posted by: admin at September 6, 2011 10:28 AM

I'm not really one to judge how good guys look but I'd always assumed that Owen Wilson was supposed to be a stud. I had no idea he was 'busted looking.' I'd be fucking ecstatic if I looked like him.

Posted by: adff at September 6, 2011 10:33 AM

Bringing up the Kristen Wiig/Chris O'Dowd pairing seems odd to me because (even assuming O'Dowd is somehow unattractive), Wiig is also paired with Jon Hamm in Bridesmaids, and Hamm is much more attractive than Wiig is. So while one of the film's pairings kinda supports your argument, the other totally doesn't.

Posted by: Shawn at September 6, 2011 10:46 AM

I hate everything about this.

Posted by: sheshakes at September 6, 2011 10:48 AM

I agree with the premise, but not the particular examples in this article. I think pretty much all the dudes here, except Sandler and James, are attractive. And I think the ladies are attractive, too, but hardly any of them are as conventionally attractive as the article suggests. True, they're all thin, but that's about it. Brooklyn Decker looks like someone you would cast as the typical hot girl, but all of the others look like women you could dress down enough to look fairly "normal."

I more notice the disparity between older actors and actresses. Men in their fifties are allowed to get all bloated, puffy about the face, and haggard looking and they still get cast in movies, while most of the women stay slim and elegant looking. If older guys were judged by the same standards, I'm not sure Tom Hanks or Alec Baldwin would have careers anymore.

Posted by: Cree83 at September 6, 2011 10:54 AM

Mrs. Julien, that was the most beautiful comment. I am in love with you now. Is there really a Mr. Julien, or even another Mrs. Julien? Because if there is not I am fully prepared to make an honest Mrs. out of you.

Posted by: Shonda at September 6, 2011 11:02 AM

@Shawn, but Jon Hamm never dates her or really goes out with her in public. Like, she's good enough to fuck but not to be with. Because he is hotter.

And it extends to presentation as well. The men dress "average" while the women traditionally are "done up".

And for the h8ers saying those ladies are not conventionally attractive: "Hollywood Ugly" -- that phenomenon where normally gorgeous people are considered ugly by Hollywood -- extends only to the ladies. Ever seen Rogen in person? Not that great. Not ugly, but not memorable at all.

Posted by: Donut Plains at September 6, 2011 11:04 AM

There is a Mr. Julien and a Little Julien. I refer to my mother as The Dowager Julien. Does that count?

My honesty is another matter altogether.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 6, 2011 12:06 PM

Clearly, we have very different taste, since I find most of these guys adorable (exceptions being Sandler, James, and modern day Vaughan).

I do agree that standards in Hollywood seem to be a little one-sided. Not sure why, but it seems not to be a modern phenomenon--after all, Richard Burton was not horribly unattractive, but he wasn't exactly in Elizabeth Taylor's league, either.

Posted by: Siege at September 6, 2011 12:14 PM

I think Sudeikis is conventionally attractive, plus he has that funny asshole thing going for him. However, yes, this trend is obnoxious. I would have less of a problem with it if the men in these films actually did have good, winning personalities. But, they do not. I think these are appealing to men who were made fun of when younger who somehow think that despite the fact that they aren't particularly attractive, they deserve Brooklyn Decker since they're "successful" now. Truly confident men don't need to see this trope over and over (Unless it's actually also a good movie), because they don't have these ridiculous supermodel fantasies after years of rejection.

Posted by: stump at September 6, 2011 12:35 PM

Putting aside the issue of romantic pairings, I think the underlying issue is simply that producers continue to cast women as eye candy. There are a disproportionate number of roles out there for pretty girls, which skews expectations. Hollywood's average actor is undeniably above average in looks, but Hollywood's average actress is a supermodel. And the extras and small roles are every bit as bad as the leading roles, if not worse... I mean, ok, I like looking at pretty people too, but is it really necessary that every meter maid and waitress and "Diner #3" be a knockout?

Even before we start thinking about matching them up, there's a problem.

And yes, I think Hollywood has some agency in forming people's expectations of how people should look and act. And if 95% of the women Hollywood shows us are more attractive (by Hollywood's standards; circular logic is circular) than 95% of the women in real life, what expectations will people develop?

Of course hot women will settle for less attractive men! All women are hot and there are only a small number of hot men after all. Oh Hollywood.

Posted by: foolsage at September 6, 2011 1:39 PM

Oh,and Tyler Labine was funny in "Reaper". I've only seen the first few episodes on Netflix, but he has a certain Jack Black style of in-your-face absurdity that's amusing.

Posted by: foolsage at September 6, 2011 1:41 PM

I would say that the pairing behaviors of women

Posted by: Hattie at September 6, 2011 1:44 PM

I would say that the pairing behaviors of women

Posted by: Hattie at September 6, 2011 1:45 PM

1. I left 'Bridesmaids' in lust with Jon Hamm (obvs) and in complete and total love with Chris O'Dowd. I looked him up on imdb and started watching 'The IT Crowd' on Netflix.

2. Tyler Labine is hilarious and attractive and I would totally date him in a second (you could substitute the word 'fuck' for 'date' and this sentence would still be 100% accurate).

3. Nick Kroll, Sudeikis, Day, Rogen, Segal - see point #2.

4. Hot and funny is obviously the ultimate combo pack (Hamm, Rudd, Adam Scott), but funny > hot any day of the week. I can see most women mentioned in the article dating most of these men. What is ridiculous is when it's just a hot girl - not a hot girl with a sense of humor. A hot 23 year old swimsuit model is not dating an unfamous Adam Sandler, I don't care how funny he is. But Lake Bell with Nick Kroll? Maybe I've seen too much Childrens Hospital, but I could totally see it.

Posted by: Nicole at September 6, 2011 2:27 PM

he is busted in the face. That's not a dynamic we ever see for women.
---
SJP.

Posted by: , at September 6, 2011 3:40 PM

A family of Juliens. Durn the luck. I'll be in the admirer queue with the rest of them.

Posted by: Shonda at September 6, 2011 4:07 PM

Thank you, COMMA! That made me laugh. Tho I'm sure many of her defenders will say NEIGH.

Posted by: logan at September 6, 2011 4:34 PM

Hmmm. I find Sudekis, O'Dowd, Grint and Charlie Day all attractive. But I see your point. It would be nice to see it flipped at some point - see, for example, Ryan Gosling fall for Maggie Gyllenhaal (don't curse me for that choice, she's an unconventional beauty).

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 6, 2011 6:33 PM

I'm not saying I'm a super hottie or anything, but I often get asked why I picked my husband. He looks a lot like Tyler Labine (whom I love and think was wildly underrated in Mad Love), and he weighs 330 pounds. I find him totally attractive because he owns it. He knows exactly who he is, and confidence is super sexy.

I think that's what a lot of the dudes above have going for them-confidence, charisma, and a lack of fear.

Posted by: cumdog at September 6, 2011 10:22 PM

Re: "that's just how women choose men"

Yes, that's exactly it! I mean, that's why men in romcoms and other "chick flicks" - movies, specifically targeted towards women and made to appeal to them are schlubby and meant to be liked for their personality aand despite their so-so looks... oh wait!


Fact: everybody loves them some eyecandy. It doesn't always go with other nice traits, so people have to compromise, but let's not mistake settling and looking past some traits because of others for actual preference.
When it's time to go for women's wallets, Hollywood knows exactly what ladies like, and it isn't Kevin James. The problem is, that movies are actually made "for women" only if they're made specifically for women (see "chic flicks" earlier). Otherwise, ~50% of the population or not, ladies just don't matter as much as the men do.

Posted by: Jaya at September 7, 2011 2:26 AM

Look, I'm not reading any more comments until Hattie finishes hers(assumption). It's just up there twice, mocking me. MOCKING ME!! I'm not even sure what "pairing behaviors" are, although I'm hoping to medal in individual behaviors in the 2012 Olympics. And's lets all just take a moment and realize that in real life Catherine Zeta Jones is married to Michael Douglas. And Woodie Allen believed until what, five years ago that he could still cast himself as a romantic lead? Come on, Gollumn is more appealing-the point here is that looking to Hollywood for romantic pairing is just as futile as looking to them for accurate physics (there is no sound in space assholes!) or looking for decent dialog from Lucas-Noooooooooo!!!

Posted by: Mrcreosote at September 7, 2011 6:17 AM

This is why Circle of Friends holds such a special place in my heart. Minnie is as dressed down as she can be in that movie, but she still gets Chris O'Donnell, who was looking his absolute best.

Posted by: McSquish at September 7, 2011 7:34 AM

Cedric Diggory would not have been attracted to Hermione at that stage in character development.

He wasn't. He was into Cho Chang.

Posted by: Todd at September 7, 2011 11:19 AM

I'm with you about 90% of the way, but Owen Wilson, despite his mangled schnozz, is wicked sexy.

In fact, excepting the aforementioned schnozz, he's quite handsome -- eyes, hair, bod. Yummm!

Posted by: PollyQ at September 7, 2011 8:11 PM

I had never noticed how much gorgeous Dilshad resembles Freida Pinto.
I'm thinking so many things right now.

Posted by: James at September 8, 2011 2:01 PM

I'm shooting from the hip here, and this is totally not fully thought out, but my gut reaction to this (inexplicably continuing)debate is this:

(GENERALLY)heterosexual men and women prioritze different parts of the equation, but it (GENERALLY) adds up to who you want to be with.

And it continues with different aspects of "attractiveness" specialized to each person. It's just that we're so image obsessed as a culture that it gets the most ink. For example, I place way more value on a sense of humor than most men I know. I've dated some supremely intelligent (HOT) women that couldn't crack a joke to save their lives, and mastered the blank stare at my jokes (inb4: maybe you're not funny).

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