By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (51)
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Posted by: MRod at July 7, 2011 3:03 PM
He is so lovable in his idiocy. God damn I adore Charlie Day. He stole the movie Going the Distance (which was cute I swear!) I plan on seeing Horrible Bosses just for him.
Posted by: Julie at July 7, 2011 3:03 PM
Also, every lyric to Day Man could be added to this list.
"It's just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong, but it's just right
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom,
One inside, and one is out!"
Posted by: Julie at July 7, 2011 3:08 PM
I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY!
Posted by: WIthnails at July 7, 2011 3:09 PM
Missing:
“I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna to kick a little ass, I’m gonna to kick some ass in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, I’m gonna kick some ass, I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG and EAGLE!!”
Also:
" 'Cause I cut the brake line! Wildcard bitches! Yeeehaaawww!"
Posted by: D-Day at July 7, 2011 3:10 PM
This is pure greatness. Pure, unadulterated, motorboating greatness.
Posted by: Kballs at July 7, 2011 3:13 PM
"Sooo I thought we could celebrate, with some pizza. And some beer. OHHHH, that's right! I ate all the pizza. And I drank all the beer."
Posted by: marty at July 7, 2011 3:16 PM
"What do I found out? There is no Pepe Silvia..."
Posted by: D-Day at July 7, 2011 3:23 PM
"Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE all the time?"
Posted by: fracas at July 7, 2011 3:36 PM
WILD CARD, BITCHES!
I also loved "Going the Distance" and can't wait to see "Horrible Bosses." I've heard Day steals the show in it.
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 7, 2011 3:37 PM
Exactly what Hoolie said. Charlie Day 4EVA!!
Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at July 7, 2011 3:37 PM
Best SRL Ever.
Posted by: AngelArm45 at July 7, 2011 3:38 PM
"Day Man ahahaaaaaaaaah...fighter of the night man...ahahaaaaaaaaah, champion of the sun! Your a master of karate and friendship for everyone."
Posted by: John G. at July 7, 2011 3:39 PM
I'm watching season 5 on dvd right now! ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
Posted by: SPAGHATTAH NADLE (formerly popejenm) at July 7, 2011 3:47 PM
Best. List. Ever.
Posted by: sup.er.asente at July 7, 2011 4:07 PM
D-Day nailed it.
Posted by: zeke the pig at July 7, 2011 4:15 PM
"Meeeee-ooowwww!"
Posted by: SugarKane at July 7, 2011 4:24 PM
I love everything about this list.
“All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.”
Posted by: nix at July 7, 2011 4:24 PM
What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
Posted by: nix at July 7, 2011 4:26 PM
“That’s Tammy, Trey’s ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous, because, you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Hannabry, but he doesn’t like Erin Hannabry; it was all a bunch of bull.”
Posted by: RobP at July 7, 2011 4:42 PM
My favorite Charlie scene doesn't actually have a specific line, it's just when he keeps pulling out his teeth after he and Mac fake their deaths. It might be the scene I laughed at hardest in the series.
Posted by: Me at July 7, 2011 4:53 PM
Does singing count? "I got the good lord going down on me..."
Posted by: Mm at July 7, 2011 4:55 PM
Pretty much everything he says as Serpico is the best, second maybe only to "Rock flag and eaaagllllllle!"
Posted by: ChristianH at July 7, 2011 5:08 PM
Oh yeah, and "WILD CARD, BITCHEEESSS!"
Posted by: ChristianH at July 7, 2011 5:11 PM
D-Day, you and I? Same wavelength.
Posted by: ChristianH at July 7, 2011 5:16 PM
His notes never fail to crack me up.
"Taked baby. Meet at later bar night or day, sometime."
also
"You know there was a time where I would've helped you raise this little dumpster baby brother of mine like a son, but that's gone now 'cause you ruined it! You threw your babies away! And you threw your swords away! You threw your golf clubs and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them!"
Posted by: Alex00 at July 7, 2011 5:26 PM
Charlie's special brand of learning disability always makes for the biggest laughs on the show.
"I work...I'm, like, a janit..., and, um... I'm a... full-on rapist. You know, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing."
Charlie's date: horrified
Me: laughing to the point of abdominal pain
Posted by: Skaarzilla at July 7, 2011 7:41 PM
Mel we are definitely on the same page today. There are few things I love more than randomly yelling "Wild card, bitches!" whenever possible.
Posted by: Even Stevens at July 7, 2011 8:05 PM
oh sweet merciful christ. i've had the absolute worst day (well...week. month? year?) i can remember and this actually made me smile. and laugh. oh, charlie day. win.
Posted by: betsy at July 7, 2011 10:03 PM
Man I can't find it, but during the dance marathon, Charlie is full of sedatives near the end, and he's just babbling and karate chops the air, and I can't get enough of it.
And also everything everyone else has said.
Posted by: e at July 7, 2011 10:13 PM
"These people have a thing or two to learn about hems."
Posted by: futuredirect at July 7, 2011 10:18 PM
Great list but I agree with the people above: all of the lyrics to Night Man must be on this list. The single greatest song ever written, hands down.
Posted by: TheDarkChrisKnight at July 7, 2011 10:20 PM
Also, who noticed how in one season we figured out Charlie is Frank's son ("You're an abortion survivor"), and the next they got gay married for health care?
Posted by: futuredirect at July 7, 2011 10:21 PM
Another favorite of mine is Charlie picking up the calculator saying "What...are...you?"
Posted by: DP at July 7, 2011 11:18 PM
This one's for you, "e" (and for me, because I lurve it):
Posted by: Hazel Dean at July 7, 2011 11:42 PM
Thank you! I don't even think they could write that, which makes it all the better that it just flowed from Charlie Day.
Posted by: e at July 8, 2011 1:21 AM
Re ChristianH: the Serpico impression is absolutely gold.
Posted by: Miller at July 8, 2011 1:44 AM
Ooh! He is sessy.
Posted by: Caspar at July 8, 2011 5:29 AM
He and Frank are easily the only reason that show is hanging on. You hear that Sunny producers, more Charlie and Frank!
"Cat in the wall huh?!?! Ok, ok."
Posted by: Rico at July 8, 2011 6:35 AM
How I love Charlie Day. Oh, thank you! I'll be smiling all day at work.
Posted by: Agogagogo at July 8, 2011 7:48 AM
"Did you fuck my fucking Mom, Santa Claus?!"
Posted by: xanthippe at July 8, 2011 8:03 AM
Ask and yee shall receive....sucka.
Posted by: La Schmoove at July 8, 2011 8:37 AM
"Burning just seems like a waste of a perfectly good Nazi uniform."
Posted by: Joanna at July 8, 2011 12:23 PM
"Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?"
BIRD LAW!!!!!
Posted by: Mike at July 8, 2011 12:56 PM
no, this is the best charlie scene. i wanted to find the one where dee and charlie were both steriod-raging at each other, but this is awesome too.
Posted by: julia at July 8, 2011 1:55 PM
I know how to read and write I just don't like to read and write.
Also
Illiteracy? What does that word even mean??
Posted by: Terence at July 8, 2011 6:54 PM
Seen every episode so many times because we watch them in car daily when commuting...but I did miss the one:
“Wang is all over my ass because of rent.”
I remember the episode "Gun Fever" but Wang is all over my ass...aaaah, now I get it! (nice cameo by Lex Luthor too!)
Our favorite episode is probably "Sweet Dees Dating a Retarded Person", as it has that great story (Retarded 4, Normal 0), but also the birth of the Nightman...we always quote:
Charlie: "What is going on up here?"
Dennis : "I never know man".
Finally, and hard to believe though, you left out:
Green Man!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7b456ff000/green-man-from-velcrocity
Posted by: TrickyHD at July 8, 2011 11:19 PM
This is one of those shows where I really wanted to watch it, and missed it. Then I forgot about it until the new season is being advertised. I say, "Oh, yeah! I wanted to watch that." Then I forget again...and then it's, what--six years later or some shit?
The only parts I've seen are the Kitten Mittens, hilarious, and when they snort all the cocaine or something and they are trying to cut it with flour. And it's pretty much just flour.
Posted by: Candee at July 9, 2011 9:17 AM
Oh man. L'dMAO
Thanks for that.
Posted by: Moviefraud at July 9, 2011 2:55 PM
Vietnam vet episode when he gets stuck in the corner and starts mumbling:
"You don't BOX in a vet! Square Commie-ass.."
He does a spot on Ron Kovic in this episode.
Also, the episode with the kids' basketball game - the whole sequence where he's the drunk ref and starts throwing the basketball all over the place.
I laugh my ass off watching that every time!
also in the" Charlie goes America" episode, a small line but I love it because it's an obscure American history ref - he's protesting the bar and waving a flag yelling "Attica! Attica, MAN! Attica, MAN!"
"Oo look at Dennis, with his bed made for kings and his toilet made out of gold!" - "who pooped the bed"
Also in "Who Pooped the bed", examining the poop: "There is TONS of wolfhair in our apartment, dude."
In the episode where they kidnapped Fisher Stevens and had to help him pee in the bathroom, "WHY DID IT MOVE?"
the football tryout episode, his commentary on the McPoyle family coming out of the van, I could watch over and over. "oh, its good to see her again...what is that a jar of, what is that a jar of, dude?...what is that a fife? he brought his little flute!...oh here he comes! you're here, in the world, that's the sun, it's gonna burn your eyes..."
And I've gotta add to the episode where his landlord Wang comes to the apartment, the whole scene where they are arguing over the rent money he doesn't have and he's going "I realize this Wang! I realize this Wang! I placed a couple of bad investments...I placed.. a couple of bad investments"...and then offers him a rice krispie treat, and they start arguing all over again.
The Sinbad episode: "I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker."
the mafia episode: "Go on Peter Nincompoop! I miss you! Already!...I love you Peter Nincompoop!"
the North Korea episode, trying to get into the "pirate" door: "just turn me sideways, and use my head like a battered ram."
the preacher episode: "Well I do know a bit about carpentry, and I don't know who my father is. Am I the messiah? I don't know. All I'm saying is, I'm not gonna rule it out."
Posted by: Lyndsay at July 10, 2011 1:51 AM
My favorite Charlie quotes are just those disgruntled grunts he does when the rest of The Gang isn't following him.
I also like "I'll tell her I met a nice guy in the bathroom and I asked him to give me his shirt."
Posted by: Charlie Day at July 11, 2011 1:05 PM
You gotta love some Charlie Day!