We're Going Home with Jodie Foster! The 2013 Golden Globes Fashion Roundup
Here we go again, people. Remember, it's not about the awards, it's about the fashion.
Most Adorable Co-Hosts Ever:
Tina Fey in L'Wren Scott
Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney
Land of the Meh:
Didn't Get the NO MORE FLESH COLORED DRESSES Memo:
Amy Adams in Marchesa
It's Interesting, but...Doesn't Really Do Anything for Us:
Morena Baccarin in Valentino
It's Okay, but...We May Be Snoring:
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Vera Wang
Too Severe for Funny Girls, and Will Someone Please Get Lena Dunham a Stylist?
Lena Dunham in Zac Posen
Zosia Mamet in Tony Ward Couture
Allison Williams in J. Mendel
Wrong Place, Wrong Time:
Thandie Newton in Giles Deacon
This Looked So Much Better on Television:
Kerry Washington in Miu Miu
This One Too:
Sarah Paulson in Reem Acra
I'm Saving Myself for the Oscars:
Marion Cotillard in Dior Couture
Bad, Bad, Bad! Never Do This Thing Again:
The Blow Dryer, It Got Away from Me!
Anna Gunn in Gucci
Alyssa Milano in Ports 1961
Won't Someone Please Notice My Boobs?
Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Couture
This Is How You Do Breasts, JLaw! And Hey, You Could Fit a Diet Pepsi in Each One!
Sofia Vergara in Michael Cinco
Salma Hayek in Gucci Première
Sad, Sad, Sad...
The Torturous Dress (and Expression) Unbecoming a Brilliant Director Award:
Kathryn Bigelow in Prada
Your Frock Is Gorgeous, but Why So Matronly?
Nicole Richie in Naeem Khan
The Color is Stunning, the Breasticular Area, Very Sad:
Jessica Chastain in Calvin Klein
Got Up this Morning and Said "Eff It All, I'm Wearing the Bedspread!":
Lucy Liu in Carolina Herrera
Still Pretending I'm Edie Sedgwick, and I'm Wearing Both Earrings in One Ear. I'm Ed(i)gy, Get It?:
Sienna Miller in Erdem
When I Wear a Low-Key Dress, I'm Supposed to Put on MOAR Make-Up, Right?
Kaley Cuoco in Zuhair Murad
No Matter What We're Wearing, We're Still Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz, So Step Off.
Holy Shit, That's My Wife!
We Are Too a Real Couple, Swearsies!
This Shit Again?
If We Keep Showing Up Together, Will People Think I'm as Famous as Cruise?
We're Cute, But Not as Cute as Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard:
Old Hollywood Glamour:
They Took My Hair and This Is All That's Left:
The Best Dresses:
Claire Danes in Versace
Anne Hathaway in Chanel
Naomi Watts in Zac Posen
Carla Gugino in
Helen Mirren in Badgley Mischka
Jodie Foster in Giorgio Armani
Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen
Julianna Margulies in Emilio Pucci
Simply The Best:
Michelle Dockery in Alexandre Vauthier