MARVEL / LIVEBLOGGING THE 90s / CELEBRITY FACTS / MINDHOLE BLOWERS / NETFLIX



'We're All Batman': Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Best Answers During His Reddit AMA

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | September 19, 2013 | Comments ()


don1.jpg

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, in support of his new movie, Don Jon, which arrives in theaters next week, appeared on Reddit to answer questions for an hour or so. These were his best answers.

1. Why aren’t you Batman?

We’re all Batman.

2. In the early seasons, your character seemed to fit in with Earth life the best and often seemed set up as a contrast to the stupidity of the older Solomons and this created humor from you having to deal with the consequences of their bumbling. In later seasons though, your character’s apparent intelligence took a nosedive and you seemed to be just as clueless as the others about things, which to my mind made your character superfluous. What can you tell us about this apparent shift in tone for your character and your feelings about it then and now?

I suppose the longer anyone spends on earth, the closer we all get to becoming superfluous characters.

joseph-gordonlevitt.jpg

3. First movie? Favorite cartoon growing up? Most embarrassing on his playlist? Favorite Pokemon character?

Dumbo. Thundercats. The Sign, ACE OF BASE. Magic: The Gathering FTW.

4. Explain to me why I should go see Don Jon in a Haiku

fap fap fap fap fap / fap fap fap fap fap fap fap / fap fap fap fap fap // No just kidding um… hm… that’s a hard one. no, that didn’t come out right. shit

5. I know you’re going to get this a lot but…will you marry me???

Yes. I’ll marry you. It will be in the spring. In Italy. I’ll wear Paul Smith. You, Chanel. We will ride off together on two white horses, and have a thousand orgasms as the sun sets over the golden horizon.

6. What every woman is wondering - what do you look for in a woman? Are you single?

I do my very best to not have any rigid expectations. I think the best, juiciest, mind blowing love comes as a surprise. If you’re already looking for the items on your wish list, you’re doomed. This is exactly what DON JON is about. Both my character and Scarlett’s character are blinded by unrealistic expectations they’ve learned from pornography and Hollywood movies.

7. Hi Joe! Would you ever do a musical or act on stage in a play? Is the Guys and Dolls film just a rumor or is that really happening?

Chan and I definitely want to do a musical together. Guys and Dolls is one idea we’re playing around with. Not sure if it’ll happen, we’ll see. But whatever it ends up being, it’s gonna be frickin rad.

channing-tatum-and-joseph-gordon-levitt-in-line-for-guys-and-dolls-133254-a-1366872435-470-75.jpg

8. What was your inspiration behind Don Jon? Where did the storyline of porn come from?

I’ve always paid a lot of attention to the way media affects how we see the world. Probably because I’ve worked as an actor since I was a kid. I often find it funny (and occasionally horrifying) the way we are all influenced by the images we see on screens. Especially when it comes to love and sex and relationships. So I thought the story of a boyfriend and a girlfriend, where he watches too much pornography and she watches too many romantic Hollywood movies would be a funny way at talking about these sorts of things.

9. Why did you choose Scarlett Johansson for the female lead in Don Jon?

First of all because she’s hilarious. See her on SNL? And she balances comedy and sincerity with a delicacy few actors can. Besides that, I thought she’d be a powerful presence in the movie because she’s an acute example of what the movie’s about. Scarlett is an extremely smart person, and a very talented artist. And yet most of what gets talked about is her looks. This part of our culture is what DON JON is poking fun at.

hqdefault.jpg

10. If you weren’t in the movie/showbiz industry, where else do you see yourself? AKA have you ever re-assessed your life or ever thought that this industry wasn’t for you?

This industry is definitely not for me. But I love making movies. Story telling never used to be wrapped up in a bunch of glitz and glamour. And soon enough, it won’t be again.

11. How do you feel about giraffes?

If giraffes made a sound I would write it as an onomatopoeia in this reply.

12. Was Bane a big guy in real life? I mean, for you?

Tom is pure murder. Seen Bronson?

24028_640.jpg

Hey man, would you consider singing a Barney song and uploading it to youtube?

Hate to be a hater, but I never liked Barney. One time I sang a sesame street song called I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ON THE MOON. Hold on, lemme find it.

See more Celebrity Facts.



Are you following Pajiba on Facebook or Twitter? Because every time you do an angel does the Paul Rudd dance

Around the Web


5 Shows After Dark 9/19/13 | Mere Anarchy is Loosed Upon the World: "Breaking Bad" and Our Love of Antiheroes





Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • >mfw question 12

  • Slash

    He is pretty awesome. JGL FOREVER ...

  • alwaysanswerb

    I love that, hot on the heels of his refusal to outright confirm or deny any gay rumors, that he also deftly side-stepped the 'woman' aspect of the "What do you look for?" question. And that's not me trying to tick the 'gay' column; it's just pointing out that deliberate ambiguity in this case works best when it's carefully applied in both directions.

  • PowLo

    I can't even call this a man-crush anymore. I am confused sexually when it comes to this man.

  • Betty

    I need to have his baby. NOW.

  • Uriah_Creep

    I don't think it works like that, does it?

  • Mrs. Julien

    This was a glorious response.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Why thank you, Mrs. J. I surely expected that offhand remark to be lost to the sands of time, so to be upped by Pajiba's Keeper of Wit is awesome.

  • io

    take a number.

  • Wrestling Fan

    OK, so JGL has joined John Barrowman as recipients of my straight male man-crushes.

  • Tinkerville

    If you haven't heard his episode of the Nerdist podcast, definitely give it a listen. He's smart, hilarious, and talks about playing Dungeons and Dragons.

    Also, you forgot my favorite one:

    "How do you feel about this gif?"
    http://i.imgur.com/mMetaeZ.gif

    JGL: "Clearly this is the future of cinema. I am not kidding."

  • Sara_Tonin00

    see? very Monty Python.

  • jon29

    Embarrassing confession time: 'I Don't Want to Live on the Moon' makes me tear up like a toddler with a skinned knee.

  • Mrs. Julien

    GOD, YES!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Wow. I don't have a crush on him...but I might now a little.

    But it's not even a question. The musical that Chan and he should do must be Spamalot.

    ETA: OOOOOH. Maybe in repertory with Camelot, where they character swap so JGL plays Arthur and Chan plays Lancelot. Ok, I'm way too excited about this idea.

  • Fredo

    Get John Lithgow in there too.

  • Bert_McGurt

    YOUR MOVE, GOSLING!

  • meadowdancer

    So I kind of think I'm in love right now...

  • NateMan

    Holy crap he's actually got a really sweet singing voice. What a great performance. Like this guy more every time I see something about him.

  • Thor

    Have you seen his cover of Bad Romance by Gaga? It's great.

  • Mrs. Julien

    That is one of my FAVOURITE songs. Not one of my favourite Sesame Street Songs, one of my favourite songs full stop.

    I'm too old to find him attractive, but he does seem like a charming and delightful young man.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I encourage you to unleash your inner cougar. Assuming you have one; you may well not, I suppose.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Can you moisten your inner cougar like you might your lions?

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    No idea. It seems as if it might be worth a try, though.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I simply refer grown up men. Daniel Craig, Idris Elba, etc....

    I just looked him and he's 32 (?!) and therefore older than that delicious Henry OMGHISGL Cavill, so let me revise that: I simply prefer grown up looking men. Daniel Craig, Idris Elba etc. He is too boyish for my tastes or my lions.

  • Thor

    Did you mean to type loins or do you feed people to lions.

  • Mrs. Julien

    This is why the Pajiba dictionary needs to be updated. It's a Pajiba inside joke from the best. typo. ever.

    http://www.pajiba.com/eloquent...

  • Meh

    OMG OMG OMG I Had totally forgotten about "I Don't Want to Live On the Moon".

    This made my day.

  • JenVegas

    damnit i do love him so.

blog comments powered by Disqus



film / tv / lists / guides / box-office / news / love / celeb / video / think pieces / staff / TV Podcast / books / cbr




Trending


Follow Us



Related Posts




Viral Hits
Celebrity Facts

The Best TV & Movie Quotes

The Walking Dead

How I Met Your Mother

True Detective

Parks and Recreation

Cosmos

Hannibal

30 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising Children

25 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising Twins