Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | July 5, 2011
What did our forefathers fight for? Why the right to look at sexy celebrities…obviously. (That and the right to blow yourself up with some fireworks…do you hear me, Bay Area, it’s a RIGHT, how dare you outlaw it.) Well, back to the sexy celebrities. Doesn’t it feel liberating? We here at Pajiba want to help you celebrate your independence by enabling you to get eye-sexed by some aesthetically pleasing representative from these here United States. So here are fifty lovely and occasionally talented actors for you to wave your flag and light your sparkler to. (Fifty-one if you count our header photo of the gorgeous representative from Washington D.C., Miss Taraji P. Henson. And you should, oh yes you should.) Which state gives the best “Come Hither”? I gotta go with Louisiana: Union, Justice, Confidence. Happy Fourth! Don’t get blowed up!
Alabama—Charming Potato
Alaska—Jewel
Arizona—Emma Stone
Arkansas—Joey Lauren Adams
California—Tyrese Gibson
Colorado—Don Cheadle
Connecticut—Lauren Ambrose
Delaware—Ryan Phillippe
Florida—Eva Mendes
Georgia—Josh Holloway
Hawaii—Jason Momoa
Idaho—Aaron Paul
Illinois—Sendhil Ramamurthy
Indiana—Greg Kinnear
Iowa—Michelle Monaghan
Kansas—Scott Foley
Kentucky—Jennifer Lawrence
Louisiana—Anthony Mackie
Maine—Anna Kendrick
Maryland—Julie Bowen
Massachusetts—Ben Foster
Michigan—Gillian Anderson
Minnesota—John Hawkes
Mississippi—Parker Posey
Missouri—Jon Hamm
Montana—Michelle Williams
Nebraska—Gabrielle Union
Nevada—Michelle Krusiec
New Hampshire—Mandy Moore
New Jersey—Peter Dinklage
New Mexico—Neil Patrick Harris
New York—Taye Diggs
North Carolina—Michael C. Hall
North Dakota—Josh Duhamel
Ohio—Halle Berry
Oklahoma—James Marsden
Oregon—Katee Sackhoff
Pennsylvania—Daniel Dae Kim
Rhode Island—Mena Suvari
South Carolina—Mary Louise Parker
South Dakota—January Jones (brrrr)
Tennessee—Christina Hendricks
Texas—Kevin Alejandro
Utah—Patrick Fugit
Vermont—Miranda July
Virginia—Connie Britton
Washington—Blair Underwood
West Virginia—John Corbett
Wisconsin—Jessica Szohr
Wyoming—Matthew Fox
Joanna Robinson thinks what some people call “come hither” medical professionals would call “concussed.”
