Ugh, 14 Reasons Why You Should Totally Give Up On 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' After Three Episodes

What’s With All The Pop Culture References?

They’re Obviously Trying So Hard To Be Witty. Ugh, Tiresome.

I Hate That Dumb Hacker Stuff

There’s Only One Good Character. The Old Guy. Yeah. He’s Great. But That’s Not Enough.

And Are Really Going To Do A Monster-Of-The-Week Thing? How Boring

I Can’t Stand That Superhero Crap

And All The Cutesy Nerd Stuff

That Lead Girl? Not A Great Actress

I Mean, We Get It, She’s Cute, But Come On

That One Character? With The Dark And Mysterious Past? Ugh They Just Brood And Looks Sullen All The Time.

And Those Two Geeks Will NOT Shut Up

I Cannot Stand Those Transparent, Exploitative Boob Shots

Some Moments Are Just Laugh Out Loud Stupid

I Just Don’t Get What People See In Those Whedon People