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The Ten Movies In iTunes Top 100 Downloads You've Probably Never Heard Of

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (28)



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#98. Big Foot, starring Kevin Tenney. The whole family will enjoy huge laughs and giant, hairy adventures with this touching tale about a big-hearted Bigfoot. Lost in the forest, he befriends three kids, Percy, Madison and Leonard, who are determined to protect him. When two local bullies kidnap the legendary creature with plans to sell him to the highest bidder, it’s up to his human buddies to rescue him and return him to his home.

#94. Minor Details: Someone’s trying to make the students sick at the upscale boarding school, Danforth Academy! Abby, Paige, Claire and Taylor, join forces to solve the mystery. Could it be Mia or Riley - the girls who have everything that money can buy? Or Emily the know it all Principal’s daughter? Maybe it’s the wacky Sean Meneskie? Or the school’s strange Professor Plume. Whoever it is, the four best friends are going to find out!<

#90. The Good Guy, starring Alexis Bledel, Anna Chumskly, Bryan Greenburg, and Scott Porter. Ambitious young New Yorker Beth (Alexis Bledel) wants it all: a good job, good friends and a good guy to share the city with. Of course that last one is trickiest of all, as Beth discovers when she falls hard for Tommy (Scott Porter), a handsome, young Wall Street hotshot. Just as everything seems to be falling into place, Beth meets Tommy’s shy, clumsy co-worker Daniel (Bryan Greenberg) - and soon learns that the game of love in the big city is a lot like Wall Street - high risk, high reward … and everybody has an angle.

#74. Ip Man: Behind ever great man there lies a teacher, and this was certainly true of Bruce Lee, who claimed as his mentor a martial arts expert named Ip Man (1893-1972). A genius of Wushu (or the Chinese martial arts school), Ip Man grew up in a China nearly ripped to pieces by racial hatred, nationalistic strife and warfare. He rose like a phoenix above these ashes, however, courtesy of his participation in matches against various Wushu masters and kung-fun warriors - ultimately training martial arts icons such as Lee. This biopic from director Wilson Yip dramatizes Ip’s life story.

59. The Code, starring Morgan Freeman and Antonio Banderas. Directed by Mimi Leder. From acclaimed director Mimi Leder (Deep Impact), with an all-star action cast led by Morgan Freeman, Antonio Banderas and Radha Mitchell, “The Code” is full of deceit, thievery and twists at every turn. While pulling a down-and-dirty jewelry heist on a subway train, Gabriel (Banderas) encounters Ripley (Freeman), a legendary thief who was casing the same job. In spite of Gabriel’s initial reluctance, Ripley manages to rope him into an impossible job: the theft of two priceless Faberge Imperial Eggs from the heavily guarded vault of a New York diamond wholesaler. The stakes rise for Gabriel and Ripley when Ripley’s goddaughter (Mitchell) is kidnapped by the KGB. Staying one step ahead of the NYPD, the FBI, the diamond merchants and the vicious Russian KGB crime boss determined to have the priceless eggs for himself, Gabriel and Ripley must find a way to pull off the heist and make it out alive.

56. La Mission, starring Benjamin Bratt. Ex-convict and recovering alcoholic Che (Benjamin Bratt) gets by on his macho persona, but lives for the love of his son Jesse (Jeremy Ray Valdez). When he discovers that Jesse has been living a secret life, Che reacts violently and is forced to examine his actions and the life he lives. Powerful and challenging, La Mission is a moving portrayal of redemption and fatherhood.

36. Wild Child, starring Emma Roberts. Sixteen-year-old Poppy (Emma Roberts) is an LA teen diva who does what she wants, whenever she wants. But after an over-the-top prank pushes her father one step too far, she finds herself shipped off to the one place where everything will change: a British boarding school. No cell phones, no designer clothes…no way. Desperate to break free, she sets in motion the ultimate escape plan involving the head mistress’ son - only to discover that this could be the reason she wants to stay. Co-starring Natasha Richardson, Aidan Quinn and Nick Frost, it’s the fun and fabulous comedy that’s LOL!

31. My Name is Khan: MY NAME IS KHAN is the triumphant story of an unconventional hero and the obstacles he must overcome to regain the love of his life. Rizvan Khan, a Muslim man who has Aspergers Syndrome, moves to San Francisco and falls in love with the beautiful Mandira. They marry and have a happy life; until September 11, 2001, when attitudes towards Muslims undergo an alarming change. After a series of tragic events leaves her devastated, Mandira splits from Rizvan, leaving him alone once again. To win her back, Rizvan embarks on a touching and inspiring journey across America to clear his name and prove his love to the woman who has captured his heart.

24. Unthinkable, starring Sam Jackson and Michael Sheen. A psychological thriller centered around a black-ops interrogator and an FBI agent who press a suspect terrorist into divulging the location of three nuclear weapons sets to detonate in the U.S.

3. The Joneses, starring David Duchovny and Demi Moore. Demi Moore and David Duchovny star as a seemingly perfect couple who, along with their equally perfect teenagers (Amber Heard and Ben Hollingsworth) move into an upscale gated community. The Joneses have better goods and game than any other family in town. The only problem is they’re not a family - they are employees of a stealth marketing organization, and they know how to make everyone else want what they’ve got.









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Comments

I have heard of #'s 24 and 3.
Briefly.
My kid and her pal watched #24.
Briefly.
The memory of this column will stay with me.
Briefly.

Posted by: Spender at September 10, 2010 11:11 AM

I really liked My Name is Khan once I acclimatised to its melodrama stylings

Posted by: PyD at September 10, 2010 11:13 AM

I have a co-worker who was trying to talk me into seeing Unthinkable just yesterday. His taste in movies is questionable though, so I am not sure I will be seeing it.

Posted by: Nimue at September 10, 2010 11:16 AM

I saw part of Unthinkable, but I got bored. Maybe I'll have to revisit it

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 10, 2010 11:19 AM

Radha Mitchell plays Morgan Freeman's granddaughter?


And is La Mission actually good?

Posted by: kooling123 at September 10, 2010 11:19 AM

I've heard of Wild Child. If seeing posters for it in
shopping malls counts as 'heard of'. But I'm and Aussie and it was probably the Britishness of this one that allowed it a brief look-in.

Posted by: RedFeather at September 10, 2010 11:19 AM

Michael Sheen... enough said.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 10, 2010 11:23 AM

The Joneses is supposed to be pretty good--I'll get around to seeing it one day.

Posted by: Ranylt at September 10, 2010 11:36 AM

KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kballs at September 10, 2010 11:37 AM

snapnhiss, does that pertain to the Twilight movies too? Because, I'm sorry, I followed him through all manner of questionable choices (Underworld, SURE, but the threequel? I saw it. Balrg), but he lost his free pass with that New Moon bollocks.

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 10, 2010 11:37 AM

Ip Man has a decent central performance from Donnie Yen and some nifty hand-to-hand combat.

Any attempt at realism is lost though, once the cartoonish Japanese villains are introduced. I imagined it was well received back in China...

Posted by: Simon at September 10, 2010 11:40 AM

Thank you, Kballs....for saying what has been stuck in my brain since I saw that in ALL CAPS

Posted by: dammitjanet at September 10, 2010 11:50 AM

3, 24, and 74 are supposed to all be moderately good. Of those, 3 is actually in my que. And possibly on Demand now.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 10, 2010 11:54 AM

I totally just watched Unthinkable. I saw "Michael Sheen" and was all, "sign me up!". Unfortunately, it was kind of blah.

I kept waiting for Sam Jackson to shout, "There are too many motherfucking terrorists in this motherfucking country!" (commences waterboarding)

Posted by: Kiddo at September 10, 2010 12:21 PM

I love this:

it’s the fun and fabulous comedy that’s LOL!

Were they trying to be hip and "with-it" by using textspeak? If so, I've never seen LOL used as an adjective...My inner syntactician is trying to make this work, and failing.

Posted by: Phaeolus at September 10, 2010 12:22 PM

@coveredinbees: I'm a virgin to the Twilight series but if Michael Sheen is in one/them, then I might consider getting mildly shitfaced to watch it. Even at his dorkiest in 30 Rock, he's adorable. BUT! He's kind of a psycho... I read that he punched another actor out for talking shit about Kate Beckinsale, his love at the time. Kind of romantic and sexy but still rather disturbing.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 10, 2010 12:26 PM

I'm a virgin to the Twilight series but if Michael Sheen is in one/them, then I might consider getting mildly shitfaced to watch it.

If you're considering it, you'd better make that "blackout shitfaced**".

** Pajiba reminds you to please drink responsibly by drinking Pajiba Peach Schnapps.

Posted by: branded at September 10, 2010 1:30 PM

Pajiba Peach Schnapps. . .you can really taste the date-rape.*


*Pajiba does NOT condone rape of any stripe.

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 10, 2010 1:41 PM

I actually watch the The Joneses . It was a pretty damn good movie. And Amber Heard was hot as fuck in it

Posted by: Lex at September 10, 2010 2:21 PM

*Pajiba does NOT condone rape of any stripe.***

*** Unless they are pandas.

Posted by: jM at September 10, 2010 5:04 PM

*** Unless they are pandas****.

**** Or clowns*****.

***** Or panda clowns.

Posted by: branded at September 10, 2010 5:10 PM

******Or Insane Clown Pandas.

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 10, 2010 5:51 PM

The jones was a very good, overlooked movie.

Unthinkable was a pretty tense character piece too.

The code was by the numbers, but effective. Mr. Freeman makes everything watchable. I saw it under a different title though. maybe for the canadian release?

Posted by: idleprimate at September 10, 2010 6:44 PM

Wow, those are some random ass movies. I'd never heard of Wild Child in North America, but when I moved to Australia I started seeing it everywhere so I ended up renting it. At the risk of sounding like a 12-year old girl, I LOVED IT. It also kicked off my serious girl crush on Emma Roberts...she's so sassy!

God, I'm lame.

Posted by: cammy at September 10, 2010 7:55 PM

I remember Pajiba's review of The Joneses, I saw a commercial on a train once for Big Foot, and how can you expect most people never to have heard of My Name is Khan? It was one of the biggest Bollywood films ever, and there was a controversy last year when the main actor was detained at the airport for having a suspicious name, just like how his character was subjected to post-9/11 prejudice

Also, aw, Street.

Posted by: SaBrina at September 11, 2010 10:18 AM

*Pajiba does NOT condone rape of any stripe.

Pfft. Why would anyone wanna rape a stripe, anyway?
They're all straight lines and sharp edges; no curves. BORING.

Posted by: Rykker at September 13, 2010 5:33 AM

Wild Child is actually around quite a bit in Australia...

I am not ashamed to say I am a fan. Yeah it sounds stupid and has Emma Roberts in it, but all the English girls are fantastic and it's reasonably fun and entertaining Sunday afternoon fare for those of you out there who like a tacky teen movie with heart.

Posted by: Gilligiggle at September 13, 2010 11:39 PM

Saw The Joneses on the weekend... it sounded like it would be good. But it was not good. At all. And it had so much promise at the start!

By the end it was just flailing around in it's own decay like the careers of it's 'stars.'

Posted by: Gilligiggle at September 13, 2010 11:41 PM