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The Ten Most Inspired Zombie Combinations

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (32)



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Word came yesterday that Vincenzo Natali (Splice) is attached to direct Play Dead, the eleventy-billionth permutation of the zombie subgenre. Here, the zombies will be football players who hope to win the high-school district championship, if only they can stop eating people long enough to play the game (it’s based on a novel by Ryan Brown). It actually sounds decent.

Most zombie movies, however, are not. There have literally been hundreds of zombie movies made over the years, but most of them are ultra-low budget flicks that try to sneak themselves into your Netflix queue, or are seen by a handful of zombie enthusiasts fascinated with the combination. You can combine a zombie with almost anything (and I was surprised to find there isn’t a Republican Zombie movie yet) and sometimes, you can make a compelling social commentary via these zombie films, but most of the time, they’re unwatchable pieces of rotten cinematic flesh.

It’s a shame, too, because many of the most inspired combinations have not lent themselves well to a final product. It doesn’t mean they’re not excellent ideas or combinations — it just means the filmmakers behind them had neither the resources or the creativity to execute the combinations successfully.

Ignoring the finished results, here are my ten favorite zombie combinations:

Trailer Trash Zombies (Trailer Park of Terror)

Redneck Zombies (Redneck Zombies)

Pothead Zombies (Pot Zombies)


Zombie Nudists with a Musical Twist (Nudist Colony of the Dead)

Zombie Chickens (Poultrygeist)

Zombie Roakill (Zombie Roadkill)

Domesticated Zombies (Fido)

Zombie Strippers (Zombie Strippers)

Zombie Nazis (Dead Snow)


Zombie Clowns (Dead Clowns)










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Comments

We've come close to Republican zombies with the Masters of Horror episode "Homecoming." War veterans rise from the grave to take to the polls so their voices are finally heard above the din of political discourse. Surely some of the undead vets were republicans, though that's not the focus of the story. The episode's not nearly as good as the source story, "Death & Suffrage" by Dale Bailey, but it's interesting to experience.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2010 2:01 PM

Zombie clowns? No. The clown in Zombieland was enough. In order to preserve my sanity I refuse to acknowledge the existence of a movie called Dead Clowns. Unless it's a documentary about how awesome the world is with all the creepy clowns dead and unable to eat our souls.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 28, 2010 2:02 PM

"Trailer Trash Zombies"? How did they tell the difference between the zombies and the real thing?

Posted by: Fnord at October 28, 2010 2:09 PM

Being dead won't keep them from your souls.

Silly!

Posted by: Ian at October 28, 2010 2:10 PM

I see that Dustin is beginning to adopt my pro clown picture agenda.

Posted by: admin at October 28, 2010 2:12 PM

i love zombie movies

Posted by: caro at October 28, 2010 2:13 PM

Also, I'm currently reading Play Dead.

Posted by: admin at October 28, 2010 2:14 PM

I'm with you, TylerDFC. I'm pretending I did not see the clown picture or read the scary clown movie title. La la la I can't hear you!

Posted by: fenchurch at October 28, 2010 2:21 PM

Zombie soldiers from Masters of Horror, Homecoming.

Posted by: John W at October 28, 2010 2:25 PM

ALL clowns are zombies sillies. What do you think the makeup, baggy clothes and overly wide grins are for? They hide sickly decaying ripping flesh. Also, it's easy to get a lot of bodies in a little car when they don't need to breathe, and you can crush parts. Also, cotton candy and popcorn do a wonderful job of hiding the smell.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at October 28, 2010 2:29 PM

I thought for sure zombie Bill Murray would fit somewhere in here...

Posted by: logar at October 28, 2010 2:45 PM

Um. Dude. Fido is radass. I expect an apology and/or a clarification. Post and haste.

Posted by: RobP at October 28, 2010 2:50 PM

We're coming to get you, TylerDFC...

Posted by: Dead Clown at October 28, 2010 2:52 PM

Not only is Fido radass, but the word radass is radass and I'm stealing it.

Posted by: coveredinbees at October 28, 2010 2:53 PM

...get you, TylerDFC...

Posted by: Another Dead Clown at October 28, 2010 2:57 PM

Poultrygeist has the worst acting in cinema since Trolls 2.

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at October 28, 2010 2:58 PM

uuuurrrrgggghhhhhhhhh...... McBraaaaaiiiiins....

Posted by: Ronald McZombald at October 28, 2010 3:09 PM

I'm a huge fan of the Zombie genre, but boy do most of the movies suck ass. From the above list, I've seen Redneck Zombies, Fido and Zombie Strippers -- and from all three there was one scene worth actually viewing.

That's right. Zombie strippers launching billiard balls out of their whozits at each other with intent to kill. Or re-kill, rather. Whatever, it was cool.

Posted by: superasente at October 28, 2010 3:31 PM

@coveredinbees: Yes, please steal "radass". I've been trying to bring "radical" back to its classical, 80s, non-terrorism roots, and if "radass" makes it happen, I'm down like a... Well, like a DEAD CLOWN, I guess.

Posted by: RobP at October 28, 2010 3:39 PM

Fido was neato.

Posted by: The Mutt at October 28, 2010 3:41 PM

Poultrygeist has the worst acting in cinema since Trolls 2.

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at October 28, 2010 2:58 PM

God dammit, Taylor Kozakar's brothers! Stop fucking around with his account! You know how much he loves Poultrygeist.

Go play in traffic or something, you meddlesome kids.

Posted by: FordbiddenDonut at October 28, 2010 4:08 PM

Zombie strippers is such a terrible movie. Probably because Jenna Jameson is a registered idiot haha

Posted by: Samantha at October 28, 2010 4:32 PM

Ahem.

Zombie DWARVES! (Phantasm).

Never forget.

Posted by: TK at October 28, 2010 4:52 PM

Poultrygeist is one of the finest cinematic achievements in the history of ever. Try and bash it, it is physically impossible. Trailer Park Zombies has a zombie that plays shitty guitar solos as he narrates, so there's that.

Posted by: Jared at October 28, 2010 5:16 PM

Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!

Posted by: figgy at October 28, 2010 5:32 PM

Fido- great movie

Posted by: futuredirect at October 28, 2010 7:08 PM

Poultrygeist is a great title though, like from a gary larson cartoon

Posted by: idleprimate at October 28, 2010 7:19 PM

I'm pretty sure this could alternately be "The Ten Most Inspired Trailers of All Fucking Time."

Posted by: Matt at October 28, 2010 11:01 PM

Ummm...Zombie sheep in "Black Sheep?" Glaring oversight!

Posted by: Vince Noir at October 29, 2010 12:56 AM

Fido is radass.

Posted by: Uda at October 29, 2010 1:49 AM

Poultrygeist is sweet. But what about "Retar-Dead"??? *Ahem*

Posted by: Andy Deemer at October 29, 2010 11:37 AM

My brain just exploded. I just sat through the Pot Zombies trailer. Wow...er...just wow.

Posted by: Almigo at November 1, 2010 8:21 PM