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OK, Rowles, if this is the best you can come up with, I'm afraid you're out of ideas for your SRL's.

Why don't we just give it a rest until you can come up with something a little less, well, how you say, stupid?

-Ralphie

Alys . . . Ok, now you're trying to piss me off.

Hey, Rowles? Where'd you get Glamor Shots photo of Rachel Nichols? Did you steal her high school year book and paste yourself into all the pictures so you could pretend to be her boyfriend?

Eh... the only one I would contest is Leighton Meester. She has quite a nonstandard face, in my opinion, with cheeks and a chin that would probably hit a wall before her nose did, leaving three soft indents that would form a wonky sort of triangle. (As I discovered that time I slammed her face in a wall.)

Also, let's be honest, her name is Leighton Meester. "You know that Meester Meester lady? ...I think I just killed her."

Given that Odette was #1 on the list, you missed a golden opportunity to re-post that Unborn poster of her ass. Please make that up to me sometime in the near future. It's been a while. Thanks.

As for the list itself, I hadn't even heard of about 70% of these people, so, no comment.

Before I saw Zombieland I thought the main girl in it was Emma Roberts. I was very wrong.

This list is really similar to the "most interesting/beautiful eyes list" it just shows bias on the part of the list maker. With the eyes, apparently blue eyes were the only interesting/beautiful eyes and in this list brunettes are generic? These women aren't generic.

As soon as I saw the title I thought of Amber Heard.
Anybody seen All The Boys Love Mandy Lane? I got it for my best friend for his birthday (from Amazon UK, its not released in North America). He adores slashers and for whatever reason he adores this chick. After we watched the movie we decided to watch the interview with her in the special features.
Needless to say his opinion of her changed after that. When that girl's mouth opens...dear Lord. All I can say is she's lucky she has a pretty face.

OK, according to IMDB Lynn Collins played Dawn Green on Season 1 of "True Blood". Who the hell was Dawn Green? I'm drawing a total blank and I just watched it this summer. Anyone?

Dawn Green was the hot waitress that Sookie found dead. She has a bunch of sex scenes with Jason.

I think I'd replace Leighton Meester with Autumn Reeser, who I always think is the same as Amber Heard. I always recognize Meester (even if I do always think she's got the other one's name, and even if it is because she's always getting fugged).

King: Thanks! Yeah, I figured that out finally. I had no idea the same actress played Kayla in Wolverine. She looked Native American in that and decidedly NOT in True Blood.

Of this entire list Lynn Collins is the only one over 25 and the only one that is listed as having attended an actual acting school, in her case Julliard. So I'm going to cut her some slack.

Besides Collins, Amber Heard, Isabel Lucas, and Leighton Meester seem to be the only ones doing much beyond slasher flicks and some TV. So I think the interchangeability (I'm going with it) is to be expected.

Also, I'm very bored and I have access to the IMDB.

You make a list of utterly replaceable cookie-cutter Hollywood tartlets and there are only 3 blondes* on it? You, sir, need some new glasses.

As a penance, the next list should enumerate attractive brunettes whom filmmakers believe are transformed into untouchably festering harridans by the simple expedient of donning a pair of glasses. And yes, you can begin the list with your pet Emma Stone who is, indeed, not easy to forget as she looks like a fucking muppet - a muppet voiced by a man or woman who made their puppeteering bones by smoking black cuban fatties at Frank Oz's sock-puppet speakeasy and swallowing scotch-slathered cocks behind dark, drippy puppet stages.

*yes, I realize that the carpet may not match the pubes and that many of these ladies may or may not be blonde from time to time, but I'm just going from the pics in the list.

Wow. Dead-on with the list there, Cap'n D.

Seriously - all ten of those actresses could cover my front lawn with tarp slathered in baby oil and have at each other with a wheelbarrow full of flippity-floppity silicone phalluses, whilst prancing about with suction-cupped Fist Of Adonis' stuck to their foreheads and I'd not have a clue who they were.

At no point during their four-hour carnal endeavor - while I'd be sitting comfortably on my roof-stool enjoying four fingers of Jameson and shouting out via bullhorn instructions on how to work the straps to the Sodomy Swing - would it even cross my mind to call a friend and say something along the lines of "Hey, you'll never guess who's handcuffed and writhing in an inflatable pool full of boysenberry preserves in my yard right now - it's So-&-So from that hit television show Whatsitsfuck."

Again, just to be perfectly clear: ALL TEN OF YOU ACTRESSES ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COVER MY LAWN WITH A SLIPPERY TARP AND HAVE AT EACH OTHER WITH BATTERY-POWERED WANGDOODLES AND SLOSH AROUND FOR HOURS IN A DORA THE EXPLORER KIDDIE POOL FILLED WITH BERRY JAM BECAUSE IN NO WAY COULD I EVER CALL THE PAPARAZZI AND INFORM THEM THAT YOU'RE AT MY HOUSE HOG-TIED TO THE STRUTS OF A SEX SWING BECAUSE I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU ARE OR WHAT MOVIES YOU MAY HAVE STARRED IN.

Please contact the publisher of this site for my home address.

Thank you,
Skittimus Maximus Esquire, III

I don't find amber heard attractive, even when she was naked in that one movie. I did like her dirty and bloody and mudcaked in Mandy Lane though...

I have not seen
A
single
1
of these shows/movies.

I have no idea who any of these ladies are.

How about a random list of the best naked male tushies in Hollywood.
That would be a fun contest to judge.

My only quarrel is that Lynn Collins looked very distinct, and attractive, as Portia in The Merchant of Venice.

I always thought Mischa Barton looked like a mayonnaise sandwich.

I didn't recognize any of them, which proves your point exactly.

Leighton Meester has both too unique a face and too unique a name to be really indistinct. I've never had a problem recognizing her, and I've never seen a second of Gossip Girl.

I would also disagree with Isabel Lucas and Rachel Nichols. I don't find Rachel Nichols forgettable at all... She's always pretty recognizable in her roles and she's got this kind of wide face that I think makes her much more recognizable than most of the girls here.

Isabel Lucas, well... She looks like a cross-dressing boy with scary eyebrows. Ugh.

Amber Heard's presence on this list makes me sad, though I can't really argue with it. A few times now I've watched a movie and thought "Hey, who was that hot blonde?" Then I catch her name in the closing credits. This has happened to me like three or four times now.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do and do.

I would really love to see Emma Stone replaced with any one of these actors. Though this may not have been her call, the entire time i was watching Zombieland, I was distracted by an overwhelming urge to scrub all that black shit off her face (that and the fact I was wearing her movie outfit by accident.) I could not tell what she looked like underneath all that makeup. No time to shower, but loads of time to reapply heavy eyeliner? Pfft, not buying it.

Rachel Nichols looks exactly like a cross between Kelli Williams from The Practice and Bridget Fonda, two actresses who haven't exactly been swamped with work for the past couple of years. Allow me to kill two birds with one stone: Both of you are cordially invited to Skitty's Lawn of Passion, where you can tussle with ten women - WITH WHOM I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHO THEY ARE AND ARE THEREFORE FREE TO FROLIC NEKKID IN MY SAPHIC SAFARI - thereby garnering the attention of some carefully selected media outlets and resulting in the possibility of minor roles in independent releases.

There you have Bird One. Bird Two?

"Were I in your place - which obviously isn't likely to happen since you wouldn't call me to tell me what's happening because you do NOT know who these women are..." - Lubeg

Should Kelli Williams or Bridget Fonda take me up on my offer, and provided you know who either of them are, consider a sixer of IPAs waiting for you. Bring your own roof-stool.

There you go: two birds, one stone...

Yea... the first thing I thought when I looked through this list was "Wow, Dustin really does not like brunettes huh." I don't know any of these girls (except for Leighton Meester) so this is what I think based on just looking at them.

that first one = yes, very generic
Lynn Collins = not at all generic. She's just had shitty movies to her name (like most of these actresses)
Jessica Stroup, Brianna, and Scott hyphenated-last-name = yup. generic.
Amber heard = ugly.
Leighton Meester = not generic at all. The girl was in House, and I recognized her immediately when she got on Gossip Girl, even though she was a blonde in House. She has those bedroom eyes.
Isabel Lucas = meh. that's a bad picture of her.
Rachel Nichols = strangely alluring, not at all forgettable think.
Odette = this woman is definitely not generic-looking.

I don't think it's quite fair to do this list on girls who are in shitty movies that most people never heard of. In fact, I think a much more interesting list would be A-Listers who are generic-looking, but perhaps their meh-looks is overshadowed by their acting abilities.

I'll start it: Halle Berry and Naomi Watts (yea. I went there. Also, I'm a little shaky on how I feel about Halle's acting.)

You need a list for men.

Emma Stone (who I have liked in everything I have seen her in) looks like a female version of the guy who plays Dwight Schrute. I forget his name and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Seriously though. I think she's cute as a button but I can't help thinking they look like siblings.

Leighton Meester has no business being on this list. Take her off immediately!

She has incredible brown eyes and unusual bone structure. Her body is insane, and she knows it, taking all kinds of fashion risks (some of them bomb, but at least she's interesting). And regardless of whether or not you like the shows she's on, she is a talented actress.

And she was born in a prison!

Aw, Jelinas, I liked Boobs McPhee! Yeah, I'd have liked her a lot more if they hadn't swiftly de-gayed her character and given her a boring romantic subplot with Balthazar Getty, but at least she got to be all badass towards Evil Fred. I do think she's somewhat generic though - I followed Alias pretty seriously and I still didn't recognise her in the promo shots for GI Joe. Didn't even know she was in Star Trek...

Also, Isabel Lucas isn't generic, she's Crazy Naked Jungle Girl from Home & Away! Don't you people keep up to date on your Australian soaps?

I take issue with Lynn Collins on this list. She is anything but generic. Although that picture is not flattering. Also, this list does lean to the darker side, Dustin? Is there something we should know? Cause I would take issue with that, too!

when this list with male actors?

While I find Rachel Nichols attractive (Honestly she was one of the few redeeming qualities in GIJoe), I gotta admit that I wouldn't pull her out of a line-up like this one. Same with Odette Yusman. I'd have go to imdb to remind myself that she was the girl in Cloverfield.

Oh and as for all the Meester defenders, I got two words for you: Mischa Barton. Ok, ok, two more words:....DAMN, what was that other girl's name...

....go to imdb....
...look up The OC...

...Rachel Bilson! That's her name!

All cute, all generic.

OH and B-Slim, I'd say that if you want to pick generic, don't pick Alysson Hannigan. Pick Buffy herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Damnit, I love Amanda Crew.
No real reason.
But she's totally captivated me in everything she's been in. I think it's the fact that she delivers some terrible lines and breaks the illusion of the film/show at pivotal moments, and then just when you're about to criticise her for it she starts getting good again.
She's a little trooper.

Um, you guys, Dustin said that Emma Stone was NOT generic.

The most memorable young actresses in Hollywood today are memorable because they have unusual features, e.g. Amanda Seyfried has big eyes; Megan Fox has pronounced lips; Emma Stone has red hair and a smoker’s voice.

And Meester shouldn't be compared to Mischa Barton because unlike Barton, she isn't carved out of wood.

I am proud to state that I would not recognize any of these actresses even if I walked into them on the street--and I watched Star Trek too (what role did this Nichols play?).

However, I dispute inclusion of Leighton Meester on this list. Not that I have ever seen her on TV or movie or anything, but she does not have a standard Hollywood "look". Her face is too roundish, her hair is not bleached, and she seems to have kept away from fake tan (at least in the photo above).

I nominate Diane Kruger to replace her--the generic skinny blonde who played Helen of Troy a while back (I had to look up her name in the IMDb--that's how memorable she is). When I saw the trailer, I couldn't imagine anyone fighting 9 years to get _this_ chick back--now, if it had been for Monica Belluci, I would understand.

...did Nichols play Kirk? If so, she did a good job.

B-Slim: all Nichols played was "hot, green alien chick" in Star Trek.

Her inclusion on this list has nothing to do with what clearly was THE BEST STAR TREK MOVIE EVER! EVEN BETTER THAN RODDENBERRY'S!!!

/Nerd powers activate!

Posted by: Fredo at October 20, 2009 9:55 PM
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I question your nerdosity, friend. As a matter of fact, I question your parentage.

I totally disagree with Leighton and Jessica Stroup. How did u manage to pick Jessica out as the generic one of the 90210 cast? She is unconventionally beautiful and she can actually act.

I totally disagree with Leighton and Jessica Stroup. How did u manage to pick Jessica out as the generic one of the 90210 cast? She is unconventionally beautiful and she can actually act.

Briana Evigan was not forgettable for me in step up 2. Quite the contrary - she was SMOKING. Has a pretty Hayden Panetierre (won't check spelling) face, a rocking muscly bod, a deep voice and could dance her ass off.

I question your nerdosity, friend. As a matter of fact, I question your parentage.

I was just yanking your chain. While I didn't find it that bad, I do recognize that Abrams' Star Trek was generic. Then again, that's what the man does. M:I-3? Cloverfield? Everything he makes is derivative of something else, but nice and slick and palatable.

Pancho, regrettably, Rachel Nichols wasn't actually playing a character named Boobs McPhee on Alias. It was a TWoP nickname she picked up in her first episode or two, where all she really did was mooch around and act with her boobs. She didn't even get a first name until episode 3 of the 5th season, despite being a regular.

what about shakira?? anytime i see her picture i can't figure out who on earth she is. the same thing goes for elizabeth banks.

WHO?!?!??

Big no on Leighton Meester-she's the best thing on GG, and stands out in your crowd.
Also, love Rachel Nichols, don't know why, ever since Samantha knocked her out of bed on SATC, plus she was on Alias!

I have no idea who any of these women are.