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The Seven Scripted Network Shows Cancelled Faster than "The Paul Reiser Show"

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (22)



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Word came down over the weekend that “The Paul Reiser Show,” had been cancelled after only two episodes, due to poor reviews and dreadful ratings. It wasn’t a huge surprise: It wasn’t a very good show; NBC had very little faith in it (the network pushed back its premiere nearly a full television year); Paul Reiser is not exactly popular, having disappeared from television and film after the end of “Mad About You”; and the debut episode was the lowest-rated in-season comedy debut ever on NBC, scoring only 3.4 million viewers. (The time slot will be occupied by “The Office” reruns for the rest of the season).

Given the time and money put into a scripted series, it takes a particularly nasty brand of heinous to get yanked that quickly. But, two episodes is not the quickest a scripted television series has been pulled off the air. There are quite a few reality (“The Hasselhoffs,” “Secret Talents of the Stars”) and variety (“The Osbournes Reloaded”) shows that were aired but pulled after only one episode, but my research only reveals seven scripted network series that were pulled after airing only one episode.

I actually remember two of them, both of which were reviewed for the site (“Quarterlife” and “Emily’s Reasons Why Not”) before they were shitcanned.

Emily’s Reasons Why Not: A 2006 sitcom starring Heather Graham, based on a novel of the same name. Allegedly, ABC had committed to the show before even reading a script. The episode pulled down 6.2 million viewers (or nearly three million more than “The Paul Reiser Show”).

Anchorwoman: The 2007 partially scripted series about a bikini model in the newsroom aired on Fox in 2007 and starred former “Barker Beauty” Lauren Jones. It drew 2.72 million viewers.

South of Sunset: The 1993 private detective series on CBS starred Glen Frey (of The Eagles). The one episode didn’t even air in the entire country, as it was preempted on the West Coast by a Malibu fire.

Quarterlife: This was actually a fairly decent show that aired on NBC in 2007 created by Marshall Herskovitz and Edward Zwick, the creators of “Thirtysomething” and “Once and Again.” It was initially a popular web series that NBC purchased to air during primetime. It’s one episode drew 3.1 million viewers, the worst rated show in the 10:00 slot on NBC in 17 years.

Lawless: All I know is that it aired on Fox in 1997, it was a private detective series, and it starred football star Brian Bosworth. I can’t imagine why it was cancelled.

Co-Ed Fever: A 1979 frat-house comedy that aired on CBS and attempted to capitalize on the popularity of “National Lampoon’s Animal House.” It was the third such frat comedy that season (none of the three landed a second season). It starred Heather Thomas. And although it was cancelled after only one episode, the dorm set was reused for “The Facts of Life.”

Public Morals: Steven Bochco, who was already notorious for the quickly cancelled “Cop Rock,” produced this sitcom about a group of detectives, which included Donal Logue. One character, John Irvin, a gay administrative assistant, had even been imported from another Bochco show, “NYPD Blue.”










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Comments

We didn't make it to the first commercial break in the Paul Reiser show. I'll just have to cling to my memories of saying

a. not so much and
2. It's bejeweled

for the last half of the 90s.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 26, 2011 10:15 AM

Funny how things are relative. If you sold 3.4 million copies of your novel or your CD, you'd be an enormous smash hit.

So what happens to the people who green-light a show that gets shitcanned after one episode? Hanging? Guillotine? Firing squad? How could you continue to eomploy someone who made such an enormous and costly mistake?

Posted by: , at April 26, 2011 10:16 AM

,

They get a fat bonus and fail upward, in the grand style of modern corporate America.

Posted by: The Wanderer at April 26, 2011 10:24 AM

I watched about 3/4 of that first episode, cringing nearly the entire time. Couldn't take it. It was worse than Perfect Couples. Sorry, Paul.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at April 26, 2011 10:34 AM

I'm an NBC programming exec. Paul Reiser's agent comes to my office and pitches a sitcom premise.
"Let's take a fairly unlikable comedian who once had a hit show thanks to the presence of Helen Hunt and cast him in a rip-off of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'. Sensible wife, really unlikable friends, the whole schmear. Just to make it seem young, hip and "meta", we'll have Larry David guest in the pilot who'll give his approval of the concept. Golden, no?"
The exec thinks for a moment - which is as long as he can manage to do so - and then shouts, "YES! It's freaking genius! Get busy!"
*Cut to Jeff Zuckerberg, at his desk, wearing a smile that can only be described as pure evil*
"Oh, NBC... you may fire me, yes, you may but I have loaded up the schedule with enough shitbombs to keep you down for years. YEARS! Bwahhhhhhahahaahahahahaha!"

Posted by: Spender at April 26, 2011 10:43 AM

Murray should have gotten his own show.

Posted by: kirbyjay at April 26, 2011 10:50 AM

Good for NBC, I can't stand Paul Reiser and his whole persona. The exec who greenlit that pile of poo should be made to pay out of his own pocket.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 26, 2011 11:01 AM

As Jack Donaghy said a few weeks ago:

"NBC has more failed pilots than Air France"

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 26, 2011 11:24 AM

I thought Paul Reiser had the funniest version of the joke in The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 26, 2011 11:40 AM

Aw, I miss Murray. He was adorable.

What about Viva Laughlin? Though I'm thinking that that managed a whole two episodes before disappearing.

Posted by: Figgy at April 26, 2011 11:46 AM

Not sure why I'm remembering this now, but there was a Quarterlife poster up in one of the dorms on campus for a full 3 years. It was a little creepy by the time I left.

Posted by: The_wakeful at April 26, 2011 12:18 PM

I remember Emily's Reasons Why Not. I actually rather liked it. But I find Heather Graham charming, so maybe it was that.

Posted by: cydeleida at April 26, 2011 12:50 PM

Co-Ed fever sounds like it could be remade as a sitcom. A terrible one. It would be about a group of Big Bang style nerds being forced to house share with a group of Frat Boys, and while they hilariously clash, they teach each other valuable lessons...Dude this would run longer then Two and a Half Men COPYWRIGHT BITCHEZ

Posted by: Nadine at April 26, 2011 12:53 PM

Didn't Dr. Ruth have a sitcom that was cancelled even before the pilot was aired...and yet they broadcast a couple of episodes of it anyway?

Posted by: bleujayone at April 26, 2011 3:10 PM

A third ep is still on the schedule for Thurs. If it airs, it will equal Drive, at least.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at April 26, 2011 6:23 PM

How about Virtuality? Technically it was cancelled by FOX before it premiered and they aired the pilot as a "TV movie."

Posted by: Uda at April 26, 2011 7:57 PM

There was also that reprehensible 'sitcom' about Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler laughing it up in suburbia with a twist: the nazi lives next door to recently-befriended neighbours who are *gasp-y!* jewish. And no one knows the heart of the other. Sadly, the vomitous presence wasn't the most offensive thing about it.

I do remember reading about an Australian show that was really overstuffed with zaniness, like they were trying to mainline wackiness for some reason. It was pretty much a 'cute animals do the darndest things--now, time to cue to ALL of the sound effects!' show that was cancelled in the middle of its first episode. I think it went to its first commercial break and never came back.

Kind of like Bobby Dunbar.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at April 26, 2011 8:23 PM

@Three-nineteen: For some reason Drive is a show that I'm 100% positive is still running, somewhere out there in aether, and I just keep missing it. I know that is impossible, but I never actually heard about it being canceled, so it doesn't seem real to me. I didn't even like it that much. It's absurd. But I can't watch Castle because that fucks with my sense of reality. Nathan Fillion can't possibly be on both shows.

Strangely enough, Emma Stone being a movie star doesn't bother me. I think it's because I didn't like her on Drive at all, and she thoroughly impressed me in Zombieland. So, fair enough. (Plus, there's that whole summer hiatus thing.)

Posted by: RobP at April 26, 2011 8:59 PM

The Australian "animals do the darnedest things show" was indeed canceled and pulled from the air during the commercial break by the station owner (media magnate Kerry Packer) because the animals were actual shown "doing IT" to various funny sound effects. It was, how we say in Australia, champagne comedy.

Posted by: Bee at April 26, 2011 9:10 PM

These people are dead, Burke! Don't you have any idea what you've done here? Well, I'm gonna make sure that they nail you right to the wall for this! You're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!

That's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: MM at April 26, 2011 11:20 PM

Paul was awesome on "Mad About You" as well as his earlier show "My Two Dads". I didn't care for the "reality" theme of his new show but I'd LOVE to see him on a new sitcom!

Posted by: Atlanta Roofing at April 27, 2011 4:22 AM

Um. Ok. So I'm the only one who liked it? Meta? Omid Djalili?

Ok. I'll leave.

Posted by: Ender at April 27, 2011 7:20 AM