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Angelina Jolie has never played a tantalizingly seductive adultress? How ironic.

Hello? Jessica Rabbit?

@PaddyDog

Aww, quit your gripin! We suffer through countless post of a shirtless Ryan Reynolds and his ilk. It's a mans world after all!! ;)

HOO WEE I love me some Kate Winslet!

I don't know why, but for some reason, I've never found Diane Lane attractive.

I understand all of those words, but the sentence makes no sense. Is this like some kind of word jumble game? You know how I like a good word jumble.

I wanted to gnaw on Farmiga's ass in Up in the Air.

From that picture, I expect Diane Lane to kick Michael Keaton and scream, "This town needs an enema."

figgy...if it makes any difference. I'm shirtless right now. My hair is a bit windblown because I was just out on the porch sitting with my cup of coffee and book, enjoying the weather.

But oops, I tripped and fell into a very seductive pose, staring straight into a camera...

Looks like we can include ben in the list of readers who want more shirtless men since he obviously swings that way.

because it's just so not the same thing as when one of the boys does it.

Figgy, don't you dare doubt Dustin's commitment to Shirtless Motion!

Also, I'm not sure if nailing tentacle monsters that transform into your husband count as adultery but, Isabelle Adjani in Possession too I guess.

Ladies, ladies, you're letting me down. Who said anything about just shirtless? I want full frontal Viggo.

Wow. Nice shot of kate Winslet there.
Gave me an iceberg that could sink the Titanic.
(That's the best I could do without a bunk referrence.)

Speaking of bunk references, I came across a possible alternative and it comes from a Glenn Beck book. This commentary and excerpt is from the Media Matters website -

1. Rule number one is: "Don't tease the panther"

Noah and Molly find themselves in bed together early in the book after a harrowing experience at a Founders' Keepers rally. They agree to sleep in bed together because Molly is too scared to sleep at home, but Molly insists that nothing sexual will take place. Noah agrees, on the condition that she "not do anything sexy." She presses her cold feet against his legs, and Noah responds:

"Suit yourself, lady. I'm telling you right now, you made the rules, but you're playing with fire here. I've got some rules, too, and rule number one is, don't tease the panther."

I've been trying to incorporate the phrase "tease the panther/don't tease the panther" into everyday conversation with Mr. Julien. He finds it simply delightful!

I'll tell you this, Colin Farrell teases my panther. I wouldn't kick Daniel Craig out of bed for teasing the panther. George Clooney? Tease the panther. Grrrowr!

@Zaga

But it's ALWAYS Ryan Reynolds. We need to spread the panther around (yep, lamely trying to reincorporate my own proposed catchphrase).

@ Whomever gets stuck doing this -

Could we make sure that there is grass on one or two of the playgrounds? I'm a grown up and I need to see chest hair on my men. Matthew Fox and Daniel Craig with beards also welcome.

The last time I watched Daniel Craig act in a beard, he was screen fucking Anne Reid in "The Mother." I kinda got turned off after that.

Sorry Mrs. J. I refuse to acknowledge any term that comes from a Glen Beck book.

@PaddyDog

Not even if we are co-opting it for our own ironic post-modern hipster-type uses?

Issues with who is and is not on this list aside, given the five above, #s 5-4 should be 2-1.

That picture of Kate Winslet is like a dream. Very Brigitte Bardot.

Oh yeah and...

Julie Christie and Lara Flynn Boyle in Afterglow.

@figgy: I hereby charge you with the responsibility of all future teasing of panthers and second Paddydog in the astute observation that mere male shirtlessness will simply not suffice.

Damage was a pile of hammered shit and self-indulgent claptrap about rich people's problems.

I'm beginning to feel as if every month or so one of these lists of women goes up and then once a year you fling together "Five Men Who Don't Have Beer Bellies" and expect us to be content with that. I demand equal rights on the sexy pictures.

@PaddyDog
are you dustin's alter-ego?
are you trying to get him write more about men.
I think we have enough of that.