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The Greatest List of 100 Completely Random Movie Titles Ever Compiled in the History of Mankind

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (22)

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100. Back to the Future

99. Desperado

98. Night at the Museum

97. Robocop

96. Ghostbusters

95. Cool World

94. Donnie Darko

93. Double Indemnity

92. The Spanish Prisoner

91. The Smurfs

90. Dead Alive

89. Army of Darkness

88. Peter Pan

87. The Jungle Story

86. Red Planet

85. Deep Impact

84. The Long Kiss Goodnight

83. Juno

82. (500) Days of Summer

81. The Dark Knight

80. Bringing Down the House

79. Se7en

78. Chocolat

77. The American

76. The American President

75. Hudsucker Proxy

74. Conan the Barbarian

73. Shrek

72. The Fox and the Hound

71. Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels

70. Date Night

69. 200 Cigarettes

68. 9 1/2 Weeks

67. Iron Man 2

66. Tombstone

65. Young Guns

64. Fight Club

63. The Cell

62. The Unborn

61. Black Christmas

60. The Change-Up

59. The Last of the Mohicans

58. Shutter Island

57. Ronin

56. Ocean’s 11

55. Philadelphia

54. Chariots of Fire

53. M*A*S*H

52. Walking and Talking

51. Walking Tall

50. The 40 Year Old Virgin

49. Superman III

48. The Hour

47. The Slums of Beverly Hills

46. Secretary

45. Secretariat

44. Pretty Woman

43. Sleepless in Seattle

42. The Iron Mask

41. Smoke

40. Schindler’s List

39. The Beverly Hillbillies

38. The Ugly Truth

37. Bounty Hunter

36. Say Anything

35. 8 Seconds

34. Metropolis

32. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

31. Kramer vs. Kramer

30. The Manchurian Candidate

29 Raging Bull

28. Heat

27. About Schmidt

26. Re-Animator

25. Evolution

24. Gone in 60 Seconds

23. Wanted

22. The Man with One Red Shoe

21. The Jerk

20. Whip It

19. Spanking the Monkey

18. Steel Magnolias

17. Horton Hears a Who

16. Honey

15. Brazil

14. Gorillas in the Mist

13. Before Sunset

12. After Dark

11. From Dusk til Dawn

10. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

9. Harvey

8. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

7. L.A. Confidential

6. Little Miss Sunshine

5. The Future

4. Howard the Duck

3. Howard’s End

2. The Innkeeper

1. Revolutionary Road










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Comments

I get it.

Posted by: Badabooshie at September 1, 2011 12:41 PM

I don't...I don't think I get it.

Here is a random and pointless list of words to couple your random list of movies.
1. Baffling
2. Coconut
3. Charisma
4. Poop
5. Domination
6. Eager
7. Asparagus
8. Down
9. Ticket
10. Haberdashery

Posted by: superasente at September 1, 2011 12:48 PM

Switch 1 and 2 and I'm sold.

Posted by: jamiepants at September 1, 2011 12:49 PM

i only wish i'd started drinking before i read this. then i'd probably get it too.

who am i kidding? i just wish i'd started drinking earlier.

Posted by: beet salad at September 1, 2011 12:51 PM

Easy peasy.

They all have sequels in the works with Anne Hathaway attached.

Posted by: clocker at September 1, 2011 12:56 PM

The Future should have been number one

Posted by: arrrghzi at September 1, 2011 12:59 PM

# 71 - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

Posted by: Danny Smooth at September 1, 2011 1:02 PM

I don't get this, maybe I should drink more beer and read it again later.

Posted by: gig at September 1, 2011 1:04 PM

Y'all have just given up haven't you? Dang I missed the Pajiba glory years.

Posted by: logan at September 1, 2011 1:23 PM

Well, they're not completely random. There seems to be clumps of themes.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 1, 2011 1:33 PM

Is anyone else starting to worry about Dustin?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 1, 2011 1:40 PM

MBD:

I was just about to suggest an intervention.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 1, 2011 1:43 PM

THE FUCK DID HEAT GET IN THERE?!

Posted by: gp at September 1, 2011 2:43 PM

Lists and countdowns get hits; there's practically one every day on this site, and it's starting to become grating.

You're trying to be ironic, yet I'm sure this will still get traffic. This is sad.

Posted by: aidan at September 1, 2011 5:48 PM

SNAKES ON A PLANE

Posted by: Amanda6 at September 1, 2011 5:52 PM

Sorry, you lost me.

Now, some truly random, bland, coul-be-anything, meaningless titles could be such gems as:

1. Everybody Wins
2. I Love Trouble
3. Nothing But Trouble
4. What's The Worst That Could Happen?
5. Whatever Works

Posted by: bbmcrae at September 1, 2011 7:36 PM

Nothing But Trouble? Holy crap. That was a bad episode from childhood that was I was hoping to never revisit. Damn, did my parents have some shite taste in films. Their other favorite? Rosalie Goes Shopping.

Posted by: Jill at September 1, 2011 9:08 PM

I had fun. I can make connections for most of them.

Posted by: asdff at September 2, 2011 10:42 AM

What, no Tequila Sunrise?

Posted by: mswas at September 2, 2011 10:42 PM

The silverback's death scene in Gorillas in the Mist made me hate humanity.

Posted by: duckandcover at September 3, 2011 4:13 PM

This is the kind of crap that makes me go back to reading Entertainment Weekly. Are you *trying* to lose readers? I know you mostly write for your smug,inbred Pajibans but, seriously, don't you need numbers to sustain your website?

Posted by: emmasaunt at September 3, 2011 5:27 PM

You forgot Hellraiser: Inferno. Otherwise...PERFECT!

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 4, 2011 11:25 AM