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The Five Worst Movies Featuring the Best Ensemble Casts

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (82)



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Honorable Mentions: Marvin’s Room, Death to Smoochy, and Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

5. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, (Rotten Tomatoes: 44 percent)

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Featuring Shawn Levy (director), Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Hank Azaria, Amy Adams, Christopher Guest, Steve Coogan, Ricky Gervais, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson, Mindy Kaling, Jay Baruchel.


4. Be Cool, (Rotten Tomatoes: 29 percent)


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Featuring F. Gary Gray (director), John Travolta, Vince Vaughn, Dwayne Johnson, Danny DeVito, Uma Thurman, Cedric the Entertainer, Harvey Keitel, James Woods, and Debi Mazar.

3. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, (Rotten Tomatoes: 53 percent)

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Featuring Kevin Smith (director), Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Judd Nelson, Carrie Fisher, George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Tracy Morgan, Diedrich Bader, Jason Biggs, and Wes Craven.


2. Ocean’s 12, (Rotten Tomatoes: 56 Percent)

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Featuring Steven Soderbergh (director), George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, Andy Garcia, Bernie Mac, Scott Caan, Albert Finney, Carl Reiner, and Eddie Izzard (among others)


1. Mars Attacks, (Rotten Tomatoes: 48 percent)

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Featuring Tim Burton (director), Jack Black, Jack Nicholson, Glen Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Natalia Portman, Lukas Haas, Danny DeVito, and Pam Grier.









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Comments

Damn. That might be the best Seriously Random List topic yet. I won't be getting shit done for the next 20 or so minutes while I try and think of some others.

Posted by: icecreammang at August 11, 2009 2:06 PM

What is it with you people and your irrational hatred of Mars Attacks?

Also, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is pretty funny. Not a great movie, no, but pretty funny. I am certain there are worse movies than that for this list.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 11, 2009 2:09 PM

Whoa! Death to Smoochy wasn't awful. I still love that movie. Make fun of me if you will, but those songs were hilarious...

Posted by: Trouble at August 11, 2009 2:09 PM

Mars Attacks! did pretty well outside of the U.S. It has some dull parts, but it's incredibly hilarious. Also, whenever somebody mentions it I go "ack, ack, ack, ack!" and giggle like a loyal prison bitch.

Posted by: Sofía at August 11, 2009 2:09 PM

Take it back, Dustin. Take it back or I'm gonna...I'm gonna...I don't know, but it won't be pretty. Mars Attacks! is one of my faves.

Posted by: ahamos at August 11, 2009 2:13 PM

Mars Attacks! was good comedy for those of us who've long wanted to see Sarah Jessica Parker's head on the body of a small dog and Jim Brown treat Martians like one of his ex-wives.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 11, 2009 2:14 PM

Personally, I call shenanigans on Mars Attacks! I love it in the same silly way people love Ed Wood movies. Plus, how can you hate a movie in which Ms. Ferris Beuller gets disembodied, then has her head attached to a chihuahua?! That is honestly the way I've always seen her in my mind, but to have a true visual representation is fantastic.

And, for the sake of accuracy, Depp wasn't in it, but Jack Black was.

Posted by: Blizzle at August 11, 2009 2:16 PM

"Love Actually" wins hands down. A great premise. An amazing cast (with the exception of Martine McCutcheon who couldn't act her way out of a pair of Ugg boots): Alan Rickman, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Laura Linney, Bill Nighy. And then, the worst possible plot twists and resolutions I have ever seen. It was like watching a good movie be infected by the ebola virus and hemorrage painfully to the end.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2009 2:18 PM

Don't forget Michael J. Fox, Martin Short, and motherfucking Tom Jones.

Posted by: ahamos at August 11, 2009 2:21 PM

Say what you want, but I can't turn off either Be Cool (although that's primarily for Mr.Dwayne Johnson) or any of the Ocean's movies when they're on TV.

And I thought Mars Attacks! was intentionally bad, a homage to B-movies? Maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 11, 2009 2:24 PM

The reason Mars Attacks! failed to seduce critics was that they're not big on science fiction and more into movie based on real life. I mean, if Sarah Jessica Parker's head had been attached to a horse's body or to an ankle they would've called this a documentary and it would've gotten 97% on R.T.

Posted by: Sofía at August 11, 2009 2:25 PM

Oh, Sofia... You might get your own poem, if you're not careful.

Posted by: ahamos at August 11, 2009 2:28 PM

Be Cool shouldn't really count given that its technically a sequel and therefore destined to suck. Goddamn you Chili Palmer.

Posted by: Finn at August 11, 2009 2:30 PM

"Natalia Portman"

She is a quarter Russian, but I'm not sure that's enough to call her Natalia.

Posted by: vercordio at August 11, 2009 2:30 PM

Mad Dog Time. For serious. It almost cured me of my hankerin for Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by: fleurdelis at August 11, 2009 2:34 PM

That Sofia IS dreamy, isn't she Ahamos?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 11, 2009 2:41 PM

Poseidon. The only film you'll see Andre Braugher embrace Fergie before drowning, Richard Dreyfuss doing his best Paul Lynde impression, and Kurt Russell drowning so that he may be reborn as Stuntman Mike.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at August 11, 2009 2:44 PM

AMEN! Mars Attacks is awful.

Posted by: Warren J at August 11, 2009 2:59 PM

Come on man, Ocean's Twelve had a five minute dance montage with awful music while Toulour went through the laser field. If that isn't just giving you the viewer the finger, that and Julia playing herself definitely was

Posted by: Jeremy at August 11, 2009 3:00 PM


Ooh, Love Actually. Great choice, Paddy. I loved some parts of it (and by that I mean Alan Rickman) but it really was just frustrating and disappointing.

How about Crash?

Posted by: figgy at August 11, 2009 3:00 PM

Hmm...I like some of these movies. Mars Attacks definitely gets a pass; it's meant to be schlock.

You need to lay off Death to Smoochy. It's one of the funniest damn movies, and it's why I try to forgive Robin Williams for his many cinematic mistakes.

Posted by: Brie at August 11, 2009 3:01 PM

1. Mars Attacks

Fuck your Yankee blue jeans, you fount of ludicrosity.

Posted by: Jay at August 11, 2009 3:01 PM

RE: Mars Ack Ack Ack Attacks

Jack Nicholson wanted to be in this movie so badly that he played two roles in it.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 11, 2009 3:06 PM

I am going to say the movie Town and Country, with Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, Garry Shandling, Nastassja Kinski, Buck Henry, Josh Hartnett, Goldie Hawn, Jenna Elfman, Andie McDowell and Charlton Heston (who won a Razzie for Worst Supporting Actor) has to be on this list. I never saw it, due to the robust 13% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but I heard horror stories about how bad it was from people at New Line when it came out.

And this is the last movie Beatty has done. I think it finally pushed him over the edge.

Posted by: Rubble44 at August 11, 2009 3:12 PM

Yeah, Mars Attacks is really quite awesome. I feel like it has the makings of a great drinking game. I think I'm going to dedicate a blog post to this... expect it soon.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 11, 2009 3:13 PM

Be Cool was a hideous waste. Speaking as an Elmore Leonard fan and after reading the book, I almost drove to Florida to kick Leonard's ass. Then I heard that they were making the goddamn film - without the same writer and director as the first. Suck. Ass. Guaranteed.

No, Get Shorty wasn't sister-gumping Shakespeare, but it at least was fun and sounded like Leonard.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at August 11, 2009 3:22 PM

I have no idea if I've actually seen Ocean's 12. Is Julia Roberts pregnant in it? Or her character I mean? If so didn't see it. It's probably the same as the first right, but less fun?

Could I ask any more questions? I'll just go look it up.

And yes to Love Actually. That movie was just awful. I can see why it was supposed to be sweet and lovely, but it failed miserably.

Posted by: Carrie at August 11, 2009 3:31 PM

Posted by: Premiere at August 11, 2009 3:34 PM

Hey Death to Smoochy was a good movie. Well, not a good movie, but I enjoyed it.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at August 11, 2009 3:36 PM

Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha look what you did...

Posted by: figgy at August 11, 2009 3:40 PM

Yes, Pajiba loved it so much they waited nearly six months to rip it off. Those scoundrels! Maybe they just hit upon the same idea?

And anyway, Mars Attacks! is absolutely rotten, with only one half way decent moment (Natalie Portman dryly noting that "I guess it wasn't the dove"). Love, Actually has to be one of the worst movies of any kind, ever. My blinding passionate hatred of that worthless turd is intensified by the fact whenever it's mentioned, everyone in earshot says "awww, I love that movie."

Posted by: Popcultureboy at August 11, 2009 3:40 PM

Ooh, Troy was another one. Jeebus that movie was so awful, but it was full of awesome actors and BEEFCAKE:

-Brad Pitt
-Eric Bana
-Sean Bean
-Orlando Bloom (aah he's ok)
-Peter O'fuckinToole
-Saffron Burrows
-Brian fuckin' Cox
-Brendan Gleeson
-Rose Byrne
-Julie fuckin Christie (augh! I forgot she was in this!)

oooh man what a waste of a movie. Except for the shirtlessness. In that respect, it's no waste at all.

Posted by: figgy at August 11, 2009 3:43 PM

where is "love actually"?

Posted by: carrie at August 11, 2009 3:44 PM

Way to steal our feature:

Yes. Because no one else on the planet could ever have come up with that. And also, as I have pointed out before, because no two people in the same profession ever have the same ideas.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 11, 2009 3:44 PM

First off, Death to Smoochy is fucking amazing.

Second, I can't get behind hatred for Mars Attacks. It's not the greatest movie ever but it has a LOT of redeeming features.

Jay and Silent Bob, and Be Cool I agree 100%. Ocean's 12... I don't get why it offended people so much. To me it's a perfectly average caper movie.

I really wish Be Cool had had the band from the book, Stone Coyotes, in it. Much more interesting (not to mention kick ass) band and band story.

Posted by: Eep at August 11, 2009 3:45 PM

@figgy: you're right: where is "troy"?

Posted by: carrie at August 11, 2009 3:46 PM

Okay, we forgive your thieving ways. We can't stay mad at you, Pajiba!

Come on, Carrie, Love Actually isn't that bad...

Posted by: Premiere at August 11, 2009 3:46 PM

Don't worry, Premiere. Your list is just as shitty.

Posted by: henchman for hire at August 11, 2009 3:51 PM

What is with the spelling mistakes? This list was mediocre. The least that could've been done is making sure that Natalie doesn't become "Natalia" and Glenn has two n's, just like Annette.

Posted by: duckandcover at August 11, 2009 3:55 PM

Hey, Mars Attacks is great!

Obviously it's not meant to be taken seriously. It's Tim Burton doing an Ed Wood movie. And it's hugely entertaining.

Posted by: Grafty at August 11, 2009 3:57 PM

Figgy, I dragged my best friend to see Troy at 10AM one weekend (that was early for us) just to see Orlando Bloom run around in a skirt. It's a horrible movie, that's true. But damn if the men don't look good in it!

Love, Actually is OK, but I don't think it's the amazing movie everyone makes it out to be.

Posted by: Brie at August 11, 2009 4:07 PM

While a die hard fan of Pajiba, I was in love with Mars Attacks first. Fuck off, that movie was magical.

Posted by: Brittany at August 11, 2009 4:21 PM

Mars Attacks was only "funny" to those people who realize they aren't getting the joke so they laugh anyway so people won't realize they're ignorant.

Jay & Silent Bob was actually an amusing, if not good, movie. Although their cameo in Fanboys was the height of their career, without a doubt.

Be Cool was not.

Haven't seen Battle at the Smithsonian.

Ocean's Eleven wins my vote for worst movie with best cast. Just Godawful. And by Godawful, I mean if God watched it he could justifiably have brought about the end of the world with this as justification that mankind was a horrible, horrible mistake.

1993's Twenty Bucks should replace Jay & Silent Bob on this list. I couldn't have hated this movie more unless it was Ocean's Eleven. The cast is very, um, eclectic? But you know the names.
Brendan Fraser
Gladys Knight
Elisabeth Shue
Steve Buscemi
Christopher Lloyd
Jeremy Piven
William H. Macy
David Schwimmer
Chloe Webb
Linda Hunt

Posted by: altan at August 11, 2009 4:22 PM

Oh, and, ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!

Posted by: Brittany at August 11, 2009 4:23 PM

Oh, crap! Can we extend the list to 6? Alexander has got to be on it! And curse you for making me remember the terrifying experience of watching this POS. I had successfully blocked it out for the last 1/2 decade. Expect a bill from my therapist.

Posted by: altan at August 11, 2009 4:26 PM

I LOVED Mars Attacks! Granted, I was 10 when the movie came out and like 15 when I last saw it, but I thought it was a very entertaining movie. Cheesy, but in the good way.

Posted by: Thijs at August 11, 2009 4:48 PM

How the hell can you make this list without 'rat race' or any of the 'scary movie' movies?

Posted by: roland at August 11, 2009 4:51 PM

PaddyDog, As far as Love, Actually, the only thing that was really unbelievable in terms of "plot twists" was the English dude showing up in Wisconsin, going to the bar immediately picking up three sluts, having said sluts offer him a place to stay, but insist that they all sleep naked and then going to said pad and having an orgy commence. The worst part was that the orgy was

Posted by: Fappy McFapper at August 11, 2009 5:02 PM

PaddyDog, As far as Love, Actually, the only thing that was really unbelievable in terms of "plot twists" was the English dude showing up in Wisconsin, going to the bar immediately picking up three sluts, having said sluts offer him a place to stay, but insist that they all sleep naked and then going to said pad and having an orgy commence. The worst part was that the orgy was ENTIRELY OFFSCREEN!!!!!

And really, that can't be seen as a plot twist. Love, Actually wasn't a plot twist kind of movie.

Posted by: Fappy McFapper at August 11, 2009 5:03 PM

Fuck it, I'll fall on the grenade. I think Love, Actually is great. Yes, it's heavy on cheese, but IMO, it's very funny, quite clever, and sweet as a motherfucker. Hate all you want, but I watch it every goddamn year.

Posted by: TK at August 11, 2009 5:17 PM

Yeah. Sure.

There was nothing at all unrealistic about Claudia Schiffer whowing up at a primary school pageant;
Or the Prime Minister falling in love with a ditzy Chav who can't put a sentence together;
Or the little boy breaching all kinds of security at Heathrow while egged on by his dad and nobody pulls a gun on either of them;
Or the writer rushing off on Christmas Eve to some insultingly portrayed small town in Portugal to find the love of his life who he has never actually had a real conversation with;
Or the chick with the mentally ill brother who for some reason cannot tell the guy she has the biggest crush on "look my brother is ill so I have to answer the phone" and instead lets the relationship die
Should I go on?

And TK: You surprise me. Get thee to your basement and allow the zombies to punish you for an hour or two until you come to your senses.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2009 5:39 PM

Ah, what the hell. I try to make a point of not pissing vitriol sometimes (doctor's orders) - I agree with TK. Love Actually is sweet.

Posted by: Goldie at August 11, 2009 5:46 PM

Amen, Paddydog...

LOVE ACTUALLY...A pretty great cast forced to act their way through one of the most horrible pieces of maudlin, saccharine and nonsensical crap every pounded out in Final Draft.

The love for LOVE ACTUALLY at Pajiba always gives me pause, and makes me wonder just how smart the "eloquents" actually are...

Posted by: Mohaski at August 11, 2009 5:48 PM

Eloquence and intelligence are just good friends. Condescension and elitism share the same vibrating heart-shaped bed, however.

Posted by: Goldie at August 11, 2009 6:01 PM

PaddyDog, I take it you haven't seen Taken. I wouldn't wanna mess with Liam Neeson's movie kids, either.

Posted by: Sofía at August 11, 2009 6:16 PM

You shut your goddamn mouth about Love Actually. I will cut you.

Posted by: Avery at August 11, 2009 6:50 PM

I've always thought that The Stepford Wives must have originally had a good script that got mangled in the process or something because a whole bunch of 'good' people signed on for it (Matthew Broderick, Glenn Close, Nicole Kidman, Christopher Walken, Bette Midler etc) and it was such a god-awful piece of tripe.

Posted by: JJ McClay at August 11, 2009 6:57 PM

Eloquence and intelligence are just good friends. Condescension and elitism share the same vibrating heart-shaped bed, however.

Posted by: Goldie at August 11, 2009 6:01 PM

Whoo! AvB's got a new crush!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 11, 2009 7:07 PM

Mars Attacks! is a fun little movie for what it is, a love letter to cheesy B-movies and the trading cards that spawned this very flick. If you go into it expecting chills and scares and, well, plot, then OF COURSE you'd be disappointed. But those of us who went into it expecting a fun little popcorn flick were rewarded with scenes that were true gems.

Be Cool should be #1. It's a complete piece of shit that ruined the Aerosmith concert that year (really, how many times in a row does ANYONE need to hear "Cryin'" lip-synched???). And whoever gave Stephen Tyler and John Travolta that bullshit dialogue about the meaning of "Sweet Emotion" should be ass-raped by Chastity Bono - it was about how much Tyler hated Joe Perry's wife, assholes!!!

Posted by: David at August 11, 2009 7:12 PM

Mars Attacks! was a fanfuckingtastic movie, but I saw it for the first time on drugs and that may have clouded my judgment.

What I do take issue with is the fact that you put Eliza Dushku under Jay and Silent Bob...I thought this list was for "best casts"?

ELIZA DUSHKU??!! You're killing me.

Posted by: Melanie at August 11, 2009 7:43 PM

Now, it might have something to do with my lifelong (and resoundingly pure(ish) and true) love of Natalie Portman, and my somewhat different love of Tim Burton, and the fact that I haven't watched this movie in years, but I loved Mars Attacks!

Posted by: coryo at August 11, 2009 8:07 PM

No Pushing Tin? No Pushing Tin, no respect. How could you leave that travesty off?

Posted by: raincoaster at August 11, 2009 8:59 PM

Wow. I actually love most of those movies. Huh.

Posted by: Christian H. at August 11, 2009 9:06 PM

Spiderman 3
-Kirsten Dunst
-Tobey Maguire
-Topher Grace
-Thomas Haden Church
-James Franco
-JK Simmons
-Dylan Baker
-Bruce Campbell
-Elizabeth Banks
-Bryce Dallas Howard
-Bill Nunn

Posted by: John W at August 11, 2009 10:40 PM

Before I mention this movie first let me say that absolutely love it but for some reason it always seems to get slammed by the critics.
1941
Dan Aykroyd
John Belushi
Ned Beatty
Lorraine Grey
Christopher Lee
Tim Matheson
Toshiro Mifune
Warren Oates
Robert Stack
John Candy
Treat Williams
Nancy Allen

Posted by: John W at August 11, 2009 10:45 PM

X-Men 3
Ian McKellen
Patrick Stewart
Hugh Jackman
Halle Berry
Famke Janssen
Kelsey Grammer
Anna Paquin
Ellen Page
Ben Foster
Vinnie Jones
James Mardsen

Posted by: John W at August 11, 2009 10:50 PM

Ang Lee's Hulk
Nick Nolte
Jennifer Connelly
Eric Bana
Sam Elliot
Josh Lucas
Lou Ferrigno
Stan Lee
Daniel Dae Kim

Posted by: John W at August 11, 2009 10:54 PM

...am I the only one who enjoyed Walk Hard?

Posted by: Daniel Hall at August 11, 2009 10:58 PM

Wyatt Earp
Kevin Costner
Dennis Quaid
Gene Hackman
Jeff Fahey
Joanna Going
Mark Harmon
Michael Madsen
Catherine Ohara
Bill Pullman
Isabella Rossellini
Mare Winningham
Tea Leoni
Jobeth Williams
Tom Sizemore
Annabeth Gish
Alison Elliot
James Caviezal

Posted by: John W at August 11, 2009 11:04 PM

I can't believe no has mentioned this one yet:
The Godfather 3
Directed by FFC
Al Pacino
Diane Keaton
Andy Garcia
Talia Shire
Eli Wallach
Joe Mantegna
George Hamilton
Bridget Fonda
John Savage

Posted by: John W at August 11, 2009 11:14 PM

*shudder*

Thanks, John. I was very happy forgetting that Godfather 3 ever existed.

Posted by: figgy at August 11, 2009 11:59 PM

Be Cool may be a waste of time (I wouldn't know, never having seen it), but I'm going to have to watch it anyway now that I know it contains Debi Mazar.

And I have to agree that Twenty Bucks was a boring lump of a film, but maybe it doesn't quite deserve the list since it's largely forgotten. Does Armageddon qualify? Or Things to do in Denver When You're Dead? Both have sparkly cast lists - both are heaving, steaming shitpiles.

Posted by: igor at August 12, 2009 1:29 AM

I liked that one too, Goldie. Succinct, trenchant and almost made too much sense. I think we have an ideological accord.

Friend of mine rented LOVE... whilst in a bit of a romantic funk. I don't know how it ended, because I went home around the seventeenth time they called McCutcheon 'fat'. Also, I got bored. Were we looking at the same girl, or was I having a stroke? I can't even remember the acting, so if you guys say it was bad, I'm inclined to believe you. I wouldn't know, because that weight preoccupation was just too distracting.

But the worst was THE RUTLES 2: CAN'T BUY ME LUNCH. Love ALL YOU NEED IS CASH, but can't abide a film that so prominently features Jimmy 'The Ruining' Fallon.

A Martian Love Song:

Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack!
Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack! Ack, Ack. Ack, ack, ack!

...and touched the face of God.

Anyone want to hear it binary?

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at August 12, 2009 1:43 AM

Tom Jones saves the world. How is that not enough for you?

Posted by: Lucas at August 12, 2009 2:51 AM

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Liam Neeson
Ewan Mcgregor
Natalie Portman
Samuel L Jackson
Sofia Coppola
Warwick muthafuckin Davis
Kiera Knightley
Dominic West
etc..

Posted by: Danr at August 12, 2009 8:36 AM

The mention of Mars Attacks! must be a Cultural Misunderstanding.

Posted by: FabMax at August 12, 2009 9:05 AM

Succinct, trenchant and almost made too much sense. I think we have an ideological accord.

Also: T-SHIRT!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 12, 2009 9:22 AM

I love Mars Attacks and Love Actually. Suck it.

PS, we should all live in teepees.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at August 12, 2009 9:55 AM

Sorry, Walk Hard was great. And while it should never be classified as "good", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was still pretty fuckin hi-larious.
I'd say spider man 3 or x men 3 deserves to be up there

Posted by: chayes at August 12, 2009 11:57 AM

I hate to beat the dead horse, but doesn't Tyler Perry usually get great ensembles for his shitty, shitty Madea movies?

Posted by: Craig at August 12, 2009 1:42 PM

I can't believe no one has mentioned Burn After Reading! Did no one see that bit of craptastic buggery? When it was over, I found myself left with the feeling that I was just waking up and had, in fact, dreamed but with no recollection of the dream.

Posted by: bjugg at August 12, 2009 3:53 PM

I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .-----------------------------------------------

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