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The Five Most Vacant Stares From the MTV VMAs

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | June 7, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | June 7, 2010 |


How do we know that the Twilight generation of actors has been sent from the future to steal our souls? They're robots. There's nothing behind the eyes, people. Look at their cold, dead stares. Their are no souls in the future, and these actors have been sent to take ours!

Never look at them directly in the eyes, folks. And guard your medicine.


Zac Efron

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Tom Felton

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Taylor Lautner

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Kristen Stewart

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Taylor Lautner 2

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