By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (33)
5. Ryan Reynolds
4. Brad Pitt
3. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Zach Galifianakis
1. Katie Holmes
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Posted by: Jeremy Feist at June 15, 2010 10:32 AM
I knew but I still chuckled. This thread gives me a chance to ask: Is James Franco gay? Does anyone have any inside information on this?
Posted by: becks at June 15, 2010 10:35 AM
Oh snap.
Thanks for the cubicle chuckle. Especially since when I saw the title I was like, "Bizarre. Beards and assorted facial hair stylings have been the topic du jour around my way and now Pajiba opens up the discussion, how nifty!" Scrolled down to the perfect elle oh elle moment.
Posted by: Kayanne at June 15, 2010 10:40 AM
Hee hee. A pun, I love puns.
Posted by: Nimue at June 15, 2010 10:52 AM
As soon as I saw the headline I thought to myself, "I hope Katie Holmes is number one". You did not disappoint, Rowles. Well done.
Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 15, 2010 10:53 AM
Well it's late where I am so that's my excuse. I just don't get it.
Posted by: gkchump at June 15, 2010 10:58 AM
Hah! I knew it!
Also: Jeebus, Pitt looks like Chewbacca.
Posted by: , at June 15, 2010 11:11 AM
Sorry man, Reynolds does not have an impressive beard. Unless you count Alanis. I hear they're still friends.
Posted by: admin at June 15, 2010 11:12 AM
Me no get it. And it's 12:12pm in my time zone, so I have no excuse.
Posted by: Mariazinha at June 15, 2010 11:12 AM
Me thinks a few people need a subscription to Urban Dictionary
Posted by: KLS at June 15, 2010 11:15 AM
I knew Katie Holmes would be up here!
Zach's beard is the best. At least it looks neat. Ryan's is too short, and Brad & Joaquim look downright homeless. Yuck.
Posted by: Brie at June 15, 2010 11:18 AM
More like a merkin
Posted by: Katie Holmes at June 15, 2010 11:19 AM
about katie H,big LOL
Posted by: caro at June 15, 2010 11:21 AM
You forgot Kelly Preston
Posted by: Alli at June 15, 2010 11:33 AM
**golf clap**
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
Posted by: Uncle JR at June 15, 2010 11:35 AM
Isn't Zach Galifianakis's beard fake? I ask because I have seen clips of him doing a character called Seth, who is supposed to be Zach's twin brother, and Seth has a beard with no moustache. Either the beard is a fake, or Zach's got a really amazing make-up artist on staff.
Seth on Jimmy Kimmel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5K01J7fkAs
Posted by: spoobnooble at June 15, 2010 11:37 AM
Oh.
HA!
Posted by: Rykker at June 15, 2010 12:09 PM
These people have nothing on Jack Passion, King of Cowboy Fashion.
Posted by: sheshakes at June 15, 2010 12:16 PM
Laughed way too loud @ hotel front desk...
Posted by: SarahReznor at June 15, 2010 12:30 PM
Seriously Random List? More like SRLOL!
*grapefruitspoonseppuku*
Posted by: branded at June 15, 2010 12:42 PM
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Posted by: superasente at June 15, 2010 1:23 PM
The bitchiness is hurtfull sometimes...
But thanks to it and the urban dictionary I now get the joke. And it's no longer funny 'cause my pride is hurt. Bittersweet feelings.
Posted by: Mariazinha at June 15, 2010 1:33 PM
Ouch
Posted by: ChristianH at June 15, 2010 1:51 PM
A "beard" is a woman who's married to a gay man so he can pretend to be straight.
Posted by: BWeaves at June 15, 2010 1:54 PM
I knew it would be something like this.
Posted by: Lucas at June 15, 2010 3:44 PM
Oh, and James Franco is a pillowsexual. 30 Rock confirmed it.
Posted by: Lucas at June 15, 2010 3:44 PM
Hey-Oh!!!
Posted by: DaveKan at June 15, 2010 7:57 PM
I lol'd. Then had to explain to my boyfriend what a beard was.
In an earlier convo today, we discussed Daniel Craig being gay. Of course, the boy now goes "So, Daniel Craigs girlfriend?!"
Ugh. Bond isn't gay damn it.
Posted by: Kelly at June 15, 2010 9:40 PM
@spoobnooble He just shaves. He's been doing things without the beard lately, but apparently it grows back for him pretty quickly. Definitely not fake, though.
Posted by: Gore Motel at June 15, 2010 9:58 PM
Yet another Hotel Front Desk worker who laughed way too loud! Guests thought I was crazy!!
Posted by: Dana at June 16, 2010 8:43 AM
i see what you did there
Posted by: HappyGobo at June 16, 2010 3:41 PM
I love a nice beard and yet no be-bearded Daniel Craig or Ewan McGregor on the list. Sigh. I'll just have to tease my own panther (Oh I'm not giving up on it that easily.)
Mr. Julien can grow a particularly panther-teasing variety but he is refusing to do so until he has more gray hair.
Katie Holmes is, allegedly, the most expensive beard in history.
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Posted by: Mac nick at January 23, 2011 1:37 PM
Katie Holmes
Yeah. You went there.