The Five Celebrities Who Probably Smell the Worst
Keanu Reeves: Likely scent: Wet dog, day-old pastrami,and sadness.
Megan Fox: Likely scent: Strawberries, hobo, and desperation.
Mickey Rourke: Likely scent: Aqua velvet, Marlboro Reds, and automotive grease.
Kristen Stewart: Likely scent: Armpit, P-funks, marijuana, apathy, and Febreze.
Matthew McConaughey: Likely scent: Canned beer, day-old sex, baby oil, and a slight note of the sea.
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