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I am convinced that Ke$ha person smells like garbage bags, ranch and blue cheese Bugles, off-brand cherry soda and trying.

Question: What does sadness smell like? I am thinking a cross between an old dollar store vanilla candle and a pack of black liquorice

Joaquin Phoenix: Likely Scent: Feet, Courvoisier, bar rag, and of course, poop.

I think they all smell like dirty ashtrays because I know they smoke and that's the worse smell of all. Otherwise, I have no desire to get close enough to any of these people to check if they have body odor.

Ah, you didn't get any of mine. Whenever these people show up anywhere, all I can think of is "Gah they look like they stink":

1) Russell Brand
2) Jonah Hill
3) Kesha
4) Paris Hilton (maybe doesn't smell rank like the others but you know she probably covers herself in those disgustingly sweet 'strawberry' or 'peach' smells and there's a cloud of it wafting behind her. Probably smells like dog pee, too)
5) Robert Pattinson

Courtney Love.

Hilton's where I would have gone too, Figgy.

I was watching a Black Keys vid and, as much as I love them, I bet they smell like total ass as well.

Does anyone else remember the joke that Britney Spear's perfume probably smells like Cheetohs and dirty thong? Seems accurate, but add some week old cigarette smoke to the mix.

Paul Walker: Likely Scent: Rubber cement, high school gym locker, failure.

I would like to volunteer myself as an expert witness in the case of Rowles v. Reeves. On behalf of the defendant, I can testify that he smells like soap and soft leather, or did at the time of my observation (about a year and a half ago). I would add as a caveat that the leather smell was probably emanating from the jacket he had on. The smell was sampled in a neutral environment (namely a Chelsea art gallery).

In an unrelated matter, I would like to mention that not only was he cheerful and friendly, he was also WAY hotter in person than he is in any picture or movie. Seriously, when I say the camera doesn't do him justice, it is a major understatement.

Sadly, I know this from having been within sniffing distance. It made me wince.

Ethan Hawke: unfiltered cigarettes, sweaty gym socks, and the musty, moldy, moth-balled basement at your grandparents' house.

Ah, Seth beat me to it.

Although, I used to call it Aqua Vulva, on purpose.

Christina Hendricks: Scent: All that is good and wonderful in the world.

Tim Burton: LSD, week-old taffy, unwashed boy-shorts, an utter lack of imagination.

Zach Galifanikis: Domino's Pizza, Gilette, marijuana, expired pork rinds.

Sylvester Stallone: a human kidney, Vietnamese soil, Power Bars, Botox.

PaddyDog, they all smell different.

Cobaine: gunpowder
Heston: apeshit
Ledger: Olson twin (not sure which, and I don't care)
Carradine: hemp
Murphy: hunger

Here's my list:

Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Britney Spears

Smells like unwashed Britney Spears with some ranch dressing and ranch Doritos and cigarettes and hair spray residue and chicken grease and cigs and general grossness. And breath so foul it would curl paint off the wall.

I know MM USED to smell like skunkweed,busch light,and gym socks.
Owen Wilson on the other hand just smells like hair gel and new clothes. Luke smells like stale coffee and rasta pool hall.
My personal fav is Mr. Ben Browder who smells like sweet wonderful leather and desperate fat chicks who keep touching him.

Jenna Jameson: Ping-pong balls, billiard balls, bowling balls.

I had a roommate who worked on the set of The Insider who came home one day to remark, "Three things people don't know about Al Pacino: He's really short, wears a really bad toupee, and smells really, really bad."

Sorry to have to say it, but Johnny Depp looks like he smells like a who vat of buddinsk. I do not for the life of me understand why women find him attractive. All I can think of is greasy hair stank, strong French cheese, and yuck. Just ew.

Basically he looks stinky.

Chuck Bass (what's that actor's name? Hairy McDeepVee)- balls, poon, wet wool, butt and booze.

aww should have placed Johnny Depp inside. As we all knows he doesn't like bathing very much n his hair is all oily and stringy.
probably smelt like weeks old B.O & pizza or something.

The fact that not only is Amy Winehouse not on the list put together by the faggot writer, but the faggot posters to this site never mention her shows what faggots you people at Pajiba truly are.

She is the Queen Emperor Skank to End All Skanks for the Past Decade, hands and cooze down.

No other celebrity comes anywhere near her death stench, which has caused people to literally vanish into a pile of ahses after being covered in her stink.

faggot losers, the lot of ya.

print this bitches.

Its so nice to see Amy Winehouse doing well again. I read about her performance last night and can't wait to see here live again.

I met Jack Black at a benefit a few years back and he stank to high heaven, though that probably won't surprise anyone. It was a mixture of stale, sweaty body odor and hair that apparently hadn't seen the business end of a Shampoo bottle for at least a week.

That aside, he was actually a hell of a nice guy.