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The Five Celebrities Who Probably Smell the Worst

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | September 13, 2010 |


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Keanu Reeves: Likely scent: Wet dog, day-old pastrami,and sadness.

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Megan Fox: Likely scent: Strawberries, hobo, and desperation.

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Mickey Rourke: Likely scent: Aqua velvet, Marlboro Reds, and automotive grease.

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Kristen Stewart: Likely scent: Armpit, P-funks, marijuana, apathy, and Febreze.

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Matthew McConaughey: Likely scent: Canned beer, day-old sex, baby oil, and a slight note of the sea.

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