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The Five Best Robert Downey, Jr. Roles

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (59)



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I was all prepared to be the pretentious douche who, when ranking Robert Downey, Jr.’s five best roles, weighed the list heavy with pre-rehabbed Downey. Until Iron Man, Downey had always been a brilliant but under-appreciated actor. Even still, most of his pre-comeback script choices were spotty, at best. He used to excel at the smarmy sleazy guy with the occasional bit of charm (The Pick-Up Arist, Two Girls and a Guy) and, up until around 1995 — when his career went off the rails — he made a lot of bad to mediocre guilty pleasure movies, like Heart and Souls, Air America, Chances Are and Only You (if he wasn’t snorting coke before Only You, that movie probably would’ve driven him to it). He was trying really hard, I suppose, to be a romantic comedy leading man, and had drugs not taken over his life, it’s sad to think that he might have forever been rutted in Matthew McConaughey territory.

Granted, he had some fine roles during that time frame, too (one of which is mentioned below). He was great as the Geraldo-type sleazy journalist in Natural Born Killers and delightful in both Home for the Holidays and Soapdish. It’s best, however, to treat the years between 1995 and 2000 as the black-out years. Downey must have been so balls-out high during that period that he took anything that came with an advance in cocaine: Mr. Willowby’s Christmas, One Night Stand, Danger Zone, Restoration, Hugo Pool, U.S. Marshall, The Gingerbread Man, In Dreams, and Friends and Lovers with Stephen freakin’ Baldwin.

Unlike some actors (Robin Williams), cleaning up was not only good for Downey’s lifespan; he’s improved as an actor, too. Part of that, I suspect, is that he’s been given better roles to work with, but maybe having a clean head has simply made him a better actor and the toxic period in his life has given him something from which to draw his talents.

Here are, not RDJ’s best movies, but his best roles:


5. Wonder Boys: Goddamn, I love this movie. It’s really Michael Douglas and Tobey Maguire’s film, but Robert Downey, Jr. has such an electric and integral role as the gay literary agent, that it’s as much him — and the soundtrack — that you take away from the movie than it is Douglas and Maguire. Wonder Boys came out during that period in Downey’s life where he was in and out of rehab; in fact, I believe that Downey was actually in prison when Wonder Boys was released and it was his role in this film that reminded us of what a loss to the film world it would be not to have him around.

4. Chaplin: I didn’t love Chaplin, the movie — it was overly long and still didn’t manage to properly cover Chaplin’s life — but Downey’s depiction of the silent film star deservedly elicited an Oscar nomination. Downey, theretofore known best for frivolous roles in frivolous films (Weird Science, Johnny Be Good, among others) completely sold the character, effortlessly capturing the essence of Chaplin — the heartbreak, the joy, and the sadness — while deftly mimicking the gestures. It really was a mediocre film, but Downey brought even the smallest moments to life.

3. Tropic Thunder: It’s tempting to move this to number two on the list, because RDJ was so flat-out phenomenal as Kirk Lazurus, the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude. Tropic Thunder wouldn’t have been a particularly good film without RDJ (and the Cruise cameo). I don’ think there are many actors in the world who could’ve pulled that off, especially without offending half of America. But RDJ excellently captured the buffoonery of his character without turning his character into a buffoon. If the rest of the film had been as good as RDJ’s performance, he most certainly would’ve converted that Oscar nomination into a win.

2. Iron Man: Tony Stark represents the third evolution of the action hero since the ’80s, from the Schwarzenegger/Stallone brawny type to the compact martial arts bad ass Bourne type to what is essentially a charismatic, narcissistic geek. Tony Star is a better looking Steve Jobs — a gadget geek slash Playboy. He’s never an impressive action star outside of the suit, he’s just a brilliant scientist with a lot of money and charm. You can rain on my RDJ mancrush as much as you’d like — and really, calling me “gay” is about the least insulting thing anyone could ever say — but it’s not about that. A gay crush on RDJ would be a lot more dignifying than what I have, which is a little boy idol worship. I don’t want to be with RDJ, I want to fucking be him, and Iron Man pushes all those buttons. He’s Superman, only he gets to play with gadgets and sleep with anyone he wants. As a dude, what’s not to love about that guy?

1. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is not only RDJ’s best role, it’s his best movie, too. This was the comeback role that the little-seen The Singing Detective was not. It was the perfect blending of the old (sleazy charming) and the new (endearingly charming, light on the smarm). It was a deceptively challenging role, too. RDJ played a petty thief playing an actor shadowing a real detective ahead of his screen test for a role as a detective (another dude disguised as another dude role). There’s a lot of layers, there, and RDJ pulled it off with absolute magnetism. It’s a great movie, from start to finish, and even Val Kilmer is excellent in it, but it’s RDJ and his kinetic conversational energy that pulls you in and envelopes you. Brilliant role. Brilliant movie.









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Comments

I think you're about one or two Robert Downey, Jr posts away from being hit with a restraining order.

Posted by: jR at May 11, 2010 3:16 PM

When I opened this up I thought, "He's not going to add Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang." As I got to number 3 and then number 2 I thought, "He fucked it all up. Let's see the bullshit #1." And there it was; Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

Anyway, thanks. That movie is pringles to me.

Posted by: superasente at May 11, 2010 3:22 PM

Ooh, I'm glad you included Wonder Boys. And I adore him in Home for the Holidays and Zodiac.

Posted by: Julie at May 11, 2010 3:23 PM

When RDJ was announced as the lead in Chaplin, I remember thinking he'd never pull it off, because he'd seemed so lightweight and contemporary up to that point. Shows what I knew.

Posted by: sansho1 at May 11, 2010 3:23 PM

Tropic Thunder could have been 10 times better, and RDJ still wouldn't have won the Oscar that year. It was Heath Ledger -vs- everyone else.

I'm including Soapdish as one of my favorites. He's hilariously droll in that one.
"You're fired."
"Oh, my God!"
"I'm just kidding."

Only You is a nice atmospheric movie, meaning you just watch it for the scenes of Italy. Same with French Kiss. You just watch it for the gorgeous landscape.

Posted by: Brie at May 11, 2010 3:24 PM

[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!

Great list. The top three are some of my favorite characters in movies.

Posted by: mtgcolorpie at May 11, 2010 3:30 PM

You missed A Scanner Darkley... where he played a wacked out dude who seemed a lot like RDJ... but sort of cartoony... trippy and a great role for him on his way back up

Posted by: El L Cool J at May 11, 2010 3:35 PM

RDJ attributes a lot of his staying on the wagon to his wife, Susan. There was actually a very charming article in Harper's Bazaar about her and it's a pretty fascinating read. It tells how she wouldn't have anything to do with his cheeky shenanigans, but was eventually won over.

Posted by: duckandcover at May 11, 2010 3:38 PM

Correction: No matter how good Tropic Thunder could have been, he still wouldn't have beaten Heath Ledger.

Posted by: ChristianH at May 11, 2010 3:39 PM

Also, just looked over the list of Best Supporting Actor nominees from the past. Man, everyone in 2008 was amazing. Then look at 2009; bleak shit.

Posted by: ChristianH at May 11, 2010 3:41 PM

A gay crush on RDJ would be a lot more dignifying than what I have, which is a little boy idol worship. I don’t want to be with RDJ, I want to fucking be him . . .

And that's exactly why you shouldn't review anymore of his movies.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 11, 2010 3:42 PM

I'm with El L. RD was great in scanner darkly. In fact, I recall the movie losing steam in second half when his character was largely gone.

Posted by: Larry Tate at May 11, 2010 3:46 PM

He made the later seasons of Ally McBeal tolerable. Man's a goddamn genius.

Posted by: sarahk at May 11, 2010 3:49 PM

Whether or not we are avoiding his early period, doesn't Less Than Zero at least deserve mention? Freaking incredible...

Posted by: Samantha at May 11, 2010 3:50 PM

I never felt there was much acting involved in Less Than Zero on RDJ's part. But his Julian is heartbreaking and vies with Spader's Rip as the best part of a half-assed adaptation of the book. Incidentally, I'm about to read said book in preparation for its sequel, Imperial Bedrooms, which comes out in a few weeks.

Posted by: Az at May 11, 2010 3:58 PM

I like him in Restoration. Just do the dishes during the Meg Ryan scenes.

Posted by: xoxoxoe at May 11, 2010 3:59 PM

I'm okay with this. Although I'd switch Less Than Zero with Wonder Boys.

Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Harry: ...A picture of me?

Perry: NO! THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD "IDIOT", WHICH YOU FUCKING ARE!

Posted by: RD-DayJ at May 11, 2010 4:09 PM

What a about "Two Girls and a Guy"?! Seriously, the sex scene alone merits mention on this list. Hot.
AND "Fur, the Diane Arbus Story" ... He turned in a beautifully sensitive performance in that movie, he even made Kidman watchable!
Wayyyyy better than the Tropic Thunder dude being another dude thingy or whatever.

Posted by: tar at May 11, 2010 4:10 PM

"Obedient little bitches"

Kilmer is awesome in Kiss Kiss and a perfect foil for RDJ, who somehow sells his character as an innocent.

Here's hoping RDJ gets more quality roles.

Posted by: Fredo at May 11, 2010 4:11 PM

I may or may not be bookmarking this post for daily viewing.

Posted by: esme at May 11, 2010 4:14 PM

What? No Jimmy Parker on Tuff Turf?

Hipster douchebag

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 11, 2010 4:18 PM

Correction: No matter how good Tropic Thunder could have been, he still wouldn't have beaten Heath Ledger.

(Shrug) I like Tropic Thunder. I think it's an enjoyable summer action flick. Has some funny moments and some impressive performances. If anything doesn't work in the film, it was Jack Black. Could have done the whole thing without him.

Posted by: Brie at May 11, 2010 4:21 PM

Less Than Zero? C'mon, you know you wanted to care for that heroin addicted rich boy!

Fun Fact: Charlie Chaplin once came in 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin Lookalike contest.

Posted by: scorzi at May 11, 2010 4:27 PM

RDJ absolutely killed as Chaplin. Killed, I say. Yeah, the movie was .... long, and not terribly exciting. But he was fantastic. I don't know who else was nominated that year and I'm too lazy to look it up, so I can't say he should have won, but his nomination was WELL-deserved.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is an adorable movie. It will make you laugh. See it if you haven't.

Posted by: MM at May 11, 2010 4:30 PM

I'll tell you something about Tropic Thunder, honestly, I find it overrated, it drags and Tom Cruise's is anything BUT hilarious.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 11, 2010 4:33 PM

SOAP. DISH.

Posted by: greenpeas at May 11, 2010 4:48 PM

every time i saw "kiss kiss bang bang",i regret RDJ's acting!
and my fav in Tropic Thunder is Tom Cruise(he's hilarious)

Posted by: caro at May 11, 2010 4:56 PM

KissKissBangBang is the japanese term or reference for James Bond - If someone asked you to describe James Bond in 4 word it couldnt be done better than KissKissBangBang

Let us not forget his emo (before there were emo's) role in Back to School.

Posted by: Keith at May 11, 2010 5:01 PM

I love Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Iron Man makes me swoon, but my favorite Robert Downey Jr. role is actually in Charlie Bartlett. His characters normally seem like kids in adult's bodies, guys who are sleazy and charming but not necessarily dealing with the problems in their lives realistically. As the principle he played an adult who was dealing with the issues around him the best he could and still dealing with some of his own issues. Most of the movies I've seen him play some variation on the funny, sleazy drunk so many times (and believe me, I love it), but seeing him play a father and authority figure (though still a drunk), I was really impressed.

Also, duckandcover, that article really is charming.

Posted by: Zuzu at May 11, 2010 5:33 PM

aww, im glad you listed Chaplin, i really do have a love for that film.

Posted by: roodle at May 11, 2010 5:43 PM

Another day, another Pajiba article licking RDJ's taint. *yawn*

Posted by: Case at May 11, 2010 5:45 PM

Hipster douchebag

you rang?

Posted by: Lennon at May 11, 2010 6:14 PM

Great list. Anyone who doesn't heart RDJ has a small penis.

Posted by: EricD at May 11, 2010 6:41 PM

I have only seen Tropic Thunder and Iron Man, so I have no authority to suggest the exclusion of any of the other three films, but it is certainly a shame, as El L and others have pointed out, that A Scanner Darkly isn't included. I could sit in front of a television watching him play that character for a good fortnight without ever feeling dissatisfied.

Posted by: Death By Hippopotamus at May 11, 2010 7:18 PM

Is it okay to heart RDJ AND have a small penis?

Posted by: sansho1 at May 11, 2010 7:20 PM

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is the reason I have a movie collection

Posted by: Victoria at May 11, 2010 7:53 PM

Here's what really fucking HURTS...

1992 -- RDJ was nominated for Chaplin...

Al Pacino won for fucking Scent of a Woman.

Yeah. Just take THAT in for a minute.

HOO-ah.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 11, 2010 8:39 PM

Of course, Denzel Washington was also nominated for Malcolm X, so the case can be made that at least TWO brilliant fucking performances were fucked over for that piece of shit...

(The other two being Eastwood in Unforgiven and Stephen Rea in The Crying Game, neither of which were anywhere near the other two; but of ALL the Pacino performances put on film... SCENT OF A WOMAN??? Christ. Even goddamned Devil's Advocate was more worthy. For chrissakes. )

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 11, 2010 8:44 PM

I just remembered this music video from a long long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gdAWlPMw1s

I think I liked it more back then, though.

Posted by: Majicou at May 11, 2010 8:59 PM

The 65th Academy Awards (92-93) are a wonderful piece of history that awesomely exemplifies why the Academy sucks.

This was year that yes, Pacino won for Scent of a Woman.

Other mindfuck travesties from that year;

Marissa Tomei won for My Cousin Jersey Shore.

Eastwood won for Best Director with Unforgiven. The old white folks continued to shaft Spike Lee--he didn't even get nominated. But Robert Altman didn't win for The Player--a movie which will probably be shown in Freshman Film Appreciation 101 until THE SUN SWELLS AND SWALLOWS THE EARTH.

Don't get me wrong, I like Unforgiven, but I just feel Altman should've won.

Also, here's a little movie that came out in 1992 and wasn't nominated for anything big--Last of the Mohicans. Al Pacino wasn't even as good as Daniel Day-Lewis, who DIDN'T EVEN GET NOMINATED. Was Mohicans Oscar-winning worthy? No, but Scent of a Woman sucked. Hard.

Posted by: D-Day at May 11, 2010 9:19 PM

I actually think his role as Larry Paul on Ally McBeal should be on this list!
Of course it's been a few years, but as far as I remember he was AWESOME! Not to mention looking smoking hot in glasses!

Posted by: n. wood at May 11, 2010 9:29 PM

Oh come on.

Weird Science! No?

I agree with Less Than Zero. Amazing.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at May 11, 2010 9:47 PM

Thank god you had a gun. I thought it was like a gay thing.

that idiot in the dictionary was one of my favorites too.

Posted by: dene at May 11, 2010 9:53 PM

Val Kilmer absolutely crushed as Perry. Was RDJ awesome? Of course, but if that's anyone other than Kilmer I'm not sure the movie is anywhere near as great.

"Why in p-perfect health would you pee on a corpse!?"

Posted by: D-Day at May 11, 2010 10:36 PM

Excuse me for a moment. I now find myself in the embarrassing position of having soiled myself five times in one post.

And RDJ was hands-down the best thing about Tropic Thunder. No contest.

I loved Sherlock Holmes, too. That was the movie that made me finally stop trying to fight my love for RDJ and unleashed the fangirl within.

Posted by: Jelinas at May 11, 2010 11:25 PM

D-Day, you sell your argument short because that line is actually, "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?" which just goes to show how freaking awesome that movie and character is.

I'll also put a word in for Michelle Monaghan who with her perfect comic timing rounded out the best movie trio that ever has and ever will be.

Posted by: nigeltde at May 12, 2010 12:08 AM

will no one think of albert einstein?

Posted by: gp at May 12, 2010 12:48 AM

"I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on."

love bob downey.

Posted by: stopthemadness at May 12, 2010 2:19 AM

I'm partial to two not mentioned here: his roles in Back To School and Zodiac were also excellent.

Posted by: ed newman at May 12, 2010 7:44 AM

I like....stuff.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 12, 2010 7:46 AM

Not understanding all the BIG love for "Kiss, Kiss. Bang Bang". I read all the "one of the most underrated movies of all time" and "undiscovered gem" stories from this and other sites so I picked it up in a Blu-Ray bargain bin at Best Buy. It was only 9.99 so I figured what the hell, it's only 2 bucks more than renting it.
I have watched it twice so far trying to see what all the fuss was about. Some of the dialog between Kilmer and Downey is funny as hell but for the most part it's just an average flick that will be in next year's subdivision yard sale...

Posted by: East Coast Ugly at May 12, 2010 8:05 AM

Is it okay to heart RDJ AND have a small penis?

Yes sansho1, but don't expect him to heart back.

Posted by: EricD at May 12, 2010 9:27 AM

I second the Soapdish love. He was awesome in that.

Posted by: Sofía at May 12, 2010 11:34 AM

*shows BSlim some 'stuff'* Like that?

Posted by: brite at May 12, 2010 11:46 AM

Back to School - "Shoe me, shoe me!"

Posted by: Brian at May 12, 2010 2:23 PM

I love Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I'll show it to anybody who hasn't seen it. That part when he pees on the corpse had me dying. RDJ rocked and that was hands down the best performance I've ever seen Val Kilmar do.

Posted by: Ariana at May 12, 2010 3:58 PM

Tuff Turf! Horrible film, but damn if he didn't already have million dollar movie star charisma.

I've been thinking recently of the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang brilliance, and I've decided it needs a sequel now that RDJ brings in mad bank at the box office.

"That girl's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals. It was tied, then she skipped lunch."

Posted by: Melissa at May 12, 2010 7:22 PM

I love this listen
Couldn't agree more.
I too love KKBB.
And it's the only movie I've downloaded that I never erase in my laptop. XD
Whenever I watch RDJ movies. I completely erase it for memory matters.
But KKBB, NO!
it has to be there always!

Posted by: elaine kim at May 12, 2010 9:36 PM

Oh my God!
Get in his pants already!

Posted by: james at May 20, 2010 11:48 PM