The First 5 People I'd Audition for Amy Poehler and Will Arnett In A Feature Film About Their Marriage
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The First 5 People I'd Audition for Amy Poehler and Will Arnett In A Feature Film About Their Marriage

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | September 7, 2012 | Comments ()


Ana Faris


Jayma Mays


Reese Witherspoon


Brittany Snow


Hillary Clinton


Patrick Wilson


Brad Cooper


Chris Collingsworth


Charming Potato


Guy Smiley


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  • Carmilla

    Can't they play themselves?

  • rumcove

    Guy Smiley and Jayma Mays all the way.

  • Dave McIntyre, Esq.

    Guy Smiley and Prairie Dawn.
    (fixed that for you)

  • Groundloop

    Wow. Even after all these years, Guy Smiley still looks like a million bucks that's been deep fried in liquid Jesus and covered in awesome sauce.

    He probably bathes in the blood of Marvin Suggs Muppaphones.


  • dizzylucy

    The answer is clearly Hillary Clinton and Guy Smiley, but even that prospect doesn't erase the sad.

  • kirbyjay

    Just scrolling down to see if anyone else went for the obvious choice. Can you imagine the chemistry between Guy and Hilary? Sparks would be flying. Hilary would finally find a man that's man enough for her. Bill best beware, it's smokin time for Hilary ( ie. cigar) Can you imagine the beautiful babies?

  • Melissa

    I'll admit, I lol'ed

  • Tobias Funke was the obvious choice for Will.

  • Maguita NYC

    Dustin, I've always been polite and respectful no matter how often I've disagreed with your opinion.

    BUT SUGGESTING TOOTHY WITHERSPOON TO PLAY AMY POEHLER... I badly need someone to smack you upside the head.

    How could you?!

    And I vote Patrick Wilson for Will Arnett. Because I could never get enough of Patrick Wilson. From any and all angles.

  • lowercase_ryan
  • L.O.V.E.

    I'm thinking made-for-tv movie starring real life power couple Chynna Phillips and Billy Baldwin.

  • pthalio

    when was Chynna Phillips replaced with the Crypt Keeper?

  • John G.

    I just realized that Jayma Mays exists, and is not Anna Ferris.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    You can tell them apart by the plastic inserted in their bodies.

  • Tinkerville

    Too soon, Dustin. Too soon.

  • Rocabarra

    Hahaha, Guy Smiley actually made me laugh out loud. I also never realized how similar Will Arnett and Patrick Wilson actually look.

  • Mentalcase

    You know those moments when you shouldn't be laughing or smiling because it's either inappropriate or it makes you look like a deranged lunatic but you can't get a certain ridiculous thought out of your head and therefore have to suffer the consequences? That Guy Smiley surprise at the end is going to be that thought for the indefinite future. Damn you Rowles.

  • Rodulio

    Same here. I think it's the forehead.

  • Scratch McGee

    Not to be the ultimate shallow person, but dayum! those Witherspoon teeth are comparison to the usual Hollywood Arctic white.

  • $27019454

    This is weird; I think I've been just a-hummin along all this time actually thinking Jayma Mays was Amy Poelher and that Patrick Wilson was Will Arnett. Or vice versa. Either way, I thought these were the same people. At least sometimes. I think. I need to get out more.

    Yes. I said "get out" not "put out."

  • Artemis

    You thought JAYMA MAYS was AMY POEHLER??
    Oh honey, no. I weep for you.

  • Anna

    But seriously. Sad life.

  • $27019454

    Wait. "Sad life?" Because I don't have all these random celebrities straight in my head? Uh...I don't think you actually know what "sad" means.

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