The Complete Box-Office Release Schedule for the Summer of 2019
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The Complete Box-Office Release Schedule for the Summer of 2019

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | July 5, 2012 | Comments ()


May 3, 2019

The Avengers III: The Avengening

May 10, 2019

Pretty Woman (Remake Starring Emma Stone)
Humpty Dumpty: The Werewolf Slayer

May 17, 2019

Thor vs. Alien
American Pie: Stifler's Funeral

May 24, 2019

Re-Bourne (Paraquel Reboot)

May 31, 2019

Superman Begins Again
Step Up 8: Flash Mobs vs. Swing Dancers

June 7, 2019

The Seriously Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man

June 14, 2019

Lone Ranger IV: The Loneliest Ranger
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs IV: The Rise of the Grated Parmesan

June 21, 2019

Battleship vs. Backgammon: This One's for All the Marbles™
The Expendables 5: Exploding Colostomy Bags

June 28, 2019

Bridesmaids 3: Montezuma's Revenge
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Preschool Murders

July 3, 2019

Tyler Perry's The Dark Knight: The Rise of the Mad, Black Joker
Mad Men: The Movie

July 12, 2019

Toy Story 5: Andy's Wedding
Transformers vs. Go Bots

July 19, 2019

The Hobbit: There and Back, and There and Back, and There and Back Again
Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman

July 26, 2019

Anchorman: The Legend Finally F**king Ends
Arrested Development: The Book of Gob

August 2, 2019

A Very Bad, Very Naughty Teacher
The Farrelly Brothers' Dumb and Dumbf*ck

August 9, 2019

The Wizard of Oz Origins: The Cowardly Lion
Pirates of the Caribbean: Running on Empty

August 16, 2019

Harry Potter: A New Beginning
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (The In Your Face Remastered Edition)

August 23, 2019

The Hunger Games: The Rise of the Tribute Zombies
Hobo with a Bazooka

August 30, 2019

Ghostbusters III

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  • Jonathan Marshall

    Am I the only one who a

  • Vivianne ValdeMar

    "August 30, 2019

    Ghostbusters III"

    Don't joke love, you never know.

  • chriso

    Precious: the Musical; based on Precious: The Broadway Musical, based on the film Precious: based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire.

  • Javier

    FreshAss: the Cumsical; based on FreshAss: the Broad Way Cumsical, based on the film FreshAss: based on the novel 'Tush' by AssFire.

  • iamjames

    The Seriously Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man

    This seriously cracked me up!

  • iamjames

    December 25th, 2019 - Thomas Jefferson: Ninja Assassin

  • I'd watch the hell out of 'Hobo with a Bazooka.'

  • Ash

    what a time to be alive.

  • TheShark

    The only one with a real shot is Ghostbusters III

  • Bidger

    Less than 2500 days until:
    April 26, 2019 - Arbor Day, from the people who brought you Valentine's Day, New Year's Day, George Washington's Birthday, Talk Like A Pirate Day, and Pi Day, tells the tale of no less than 21 pairs of people who will be brought together by the inescapable romance of planting trees. Tagline: 42 people, pine-ing for romance

  • Hank Quinlan's Third Chin

    Just know this: Some day someone will make a live action Archer movie and it's not going to be good.

  • I'm fairly certain they've already used that "Pirates" title.

  • hapl0

    I didn't have to go down the entire list to know it's fake because there's no way Emma Stone can be in a Pretty Woman remake coz you know, she's hardly pretty. May the stoning commence.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Iron Man: The Rusty Years

  • dahlia6

    I am all the fuck all over Hobo with a Bazooka.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Can I just say that I haaaate Pretty Woman? I mean, intensely. The whole fucking movie just sets my teeth on edge, I start hyperventilating just thinking about it. I don't want to get into the whys now, but I just thought I'd say it. Emma Stone deserves better.

  • lordhelmet

    History of the World: Part 2
    Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money
    Old Frankenstein
    The Girl Removes Her Dragon Tattoo
    Firefly The Next Generation: Son of Mal

  • the chaplain

    mmm i do love some grated parm

  • laylaness

    Please. Ghostbusters III? Now I know you've just made this whole thing up.

  • janellest

    clearly, no one would see an american pie movie if stifler was the dead one in it.

  • blorft

    I just assumed Stifler would fake his own death to get the gang back together for the funeral, then treat us to the usual perviness and playing with poop that we've come to expect.

    There's your script, Hollywood. You're welcome, I guess.

  • Scottieboy

    I can believe all of those movies will get made. Apart from Ghostbusters III.

  • MonkeyHateClean

    All of these are based on the hit Broadway musical versions, right?

  • fracas

    How can you pluralize Lone Ranger?

  • John W

    You forgot the re-release of Star Wars ep 1, 2, 3 digitally enhanced by George Lucas to include better writing....and of course 4D.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Man, RDJ was one goofy looking motherfucker back then. Age has done to him what it does to wine. Either that or it was the drugs.
    Fuck it, I'm off to do some ageing. And coke.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    These are awesome!

    Though in 7 years Emma will already be too old for Pretty Woman. Unless it's Pretty Woman, the Has-Been Hooker.

  • Sean

    That is what I thought too. I was thinking Elle Fanning will play the part. And Hollywood, being Hollywood...will just cast Richard Gere in the Richard Gere part.

  • jmd

    I would so go see Joss' Wonder Woman, the Mad Men movie and the Avengers - if RDJ can still throw out the one-liners, you have my butt in a seat.
    I second the vote for Firefly, because if you have the Avengers AND Wonder Woman, then Firefly can be the vanity project (why yes I did watch the marathon on the Science Channel yesterday, why do you ask?)

  • Tomas353

    Because recycling is the currency of pop moviedom:

    The Real Game of Thrones (just in time for the last book)
    Going Postal in the Digital Age: The Social Network Serial Killer (either that or a docudrama about the person who stalks and kills Zuckerberg)
    Greenland: a new hope (climate disaster porn is an emerging genre)
    Higgs Boson (a comedy of manners in theoretical physics)
    Atlanta, with love (following the success of Madrid, l'amour)


    Firefly (yes, I went there)

  • Guest

    Not listed:
    September 6, 2019
    Resident Evil: Retirement

  • Irina

    Resident Evil: Retirement Home. Because the idea of Milla snatching canes and walking frames from octogenarians and using them to clobber zombies makes the 12yo in me giggle like mad.

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  • Rowles,
    You are a cheeky bastard. Its probably why i keep coming back. BUt goddamnit dont break my heart over Joss's Wonder Woman and Ghostbusters 3

  • Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (The In Your Face Remastered Edition)

    Come to think of it, no real reason to NOT do a remake of this, is there? If you can remake / reboot Spider-Man after only a decade... (jumps off roof)

  • And my complete inability to prevent "Step Up 8" will not only lose me my Presidential reelection bid in 2020, but will also put me in front of the U.N. as I will be tried for war crimes against humanity. I will, however, escape my sentence of "extraordinary rendition to Mitt Romney's compound" by making sure none of this ever happens via time travel.

    What was I just talking about? Ooh! Step Up 8! What's the worst that could happen?

  • lowercase_ryan

    I will now pray silently at my desk that the "The Book of Gob" comes to be.

  • David Opdyke

    Trans4mers: Space Robots That Can Turn Into Cars Beat Each Other Up AGAIN!!

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    You missed Green Lantern 3: Maybe Taylor Kitsch Will Work

  • Green Lantern

    Bite your tongue or I'll bite it for you. Grr.

  • damn

  • Guest

    Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman

    Don't you fucking toy with my emotions like that.

  • chriso


  • csb

    If only it could be true.

  • Jezzer

    Dustin's quite the cocktease.

  • TheOtherGreg

    I would see Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman, The Wizard of Oz Origins: The Cowardly Lion, and Ghostbusters III

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