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The 7 Most Promising Movies of the Fall Based only on the Trailers

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (48)



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As the summer movie season fizzles out here in August, as it seems to do every year, we can begin to look forward to the fall season, the weeks between September 1st and Thanksgiving. I tend to get so fed up with the summer season that I start wearing long-sleeved shirts on August 1st in the hopes of hastening the fall. Unfortunately, it doesn’t change the fact that we still have to suffer through Final Destination 5 before the season of Gosling begins.

It’s an unusually rich fall season, especially if you compare it to 2010. A list of the 7 Most Promising Movies of the Fall 2010 Based only on the Trailers might’ve included The Social Network and The Town, but after that it would’ve crapped out. The next three might’ve been Easy A (a better movie than the trailer portended), The American and It’s Kind of a Funny Story (both of which ended up being disappointments). To fill out the list, we might have had to include Due Date and, er, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps?

But the Fall of 2011 has seven great looking films, at least judging by their trailers alone. Each also boasts excellent talent, too, meaning that this summer’s Oscar contenders may not be drawn primarily from the Thanksgiving to Christmas period, as has been true in a lot of past years

It’s enough to elicit full-borne excitement for the fall season. Two or three of these, as is inevitable, may turn out to be disappointments, but which one would you not want to see?

7. Moneyball


6. Martha Marcy May Marlene

5. Contagion

4. The Ides of March

3. 50/50

2. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

1. Drive









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Comments

Contagion looks awful. So many cringe-inducing, laughable bits of dialogue. Matt Damon's pause and delivery of "What are you walking about?" is hilarious, as is the intended dramatic weight of a silly line like "we don't have to weaponize the bird flu. The birds are already doing that." The rest look pretty good though, especially Drive and 50/50.

Posted by: Vick at August 1, 2011 3:45 PM

Ides of March looks like the tha shit. Can't wait for that one. I find I'm turning into a huge Clooney fan.

Posted by: Stella at August 1, 2011 4:02 PM

Tucker and Dale VS. Evil.

All I'm saying.

Posted by: Kahntahmp at August 1, 2011 4:03 PM

As I've said before, trailers lie. But based on these:

Moneyball - sure
MMMM - meh
Contagion - eh
Ides of March - cast looks great, but ...
50/50 - bummer - i'll wait for the reviews
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy - yes!
Drive - meh again

Posted by: Slash at August 1, 2011 4:06 PM

TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY!
I think the best part for me is that they didn't try to put it in modern times. No cell phones, no satellites, no M:I gadgetry to conveniently save the day. Just match of the wits...and gunsights...

Posted by: Jim Doggie at August 1, 2011 4:13 PM

No to Moneyball and 50/50.

Contagion for the gnarly GOOP faces, and, of course, the dying.

Hells to the yes for the rest.

Especially to Gosling curbing the fuck out of someone's rotten skull.

Happy Monday, folks!

Posted by: beet salad at August 1, 2011 4:21 PM

Contagion looks pretty terrible. This may be due in part to the fact that I can be a little germaphobey. I'm pretty sure watching this movie would paralyze me with fear for weeks.

Posted by: nix at August 1, 2011 4:27 PM

Yes on Moneyball, mainly because it's the A's back when I first moved to Oakland, back when they were GOOD.

I'm assuming they'll leave out the parts about how crappy the team, the management, and the stadium are at the present.

Posted by: Meh at August 1, 2011 4:39 PM

Maybe, Sure, Hell no, Weak, Doubtful, Absolutely, Yawn.

Posted by: James S at August 1, 2011 4:58 PM

That Martha Marcy May Marlene movie creeped me the fuck out.

Posted by: tamatha at August 1, 2011 4:59 PM

contagion looks awful. lets tell a bunch of vaguely inter-related stories b/c we can't come up w/one good story.

its the thriller equivalent to She's just not that into you or Valentines Day.

but to fair soderbergh hit this out of the park last time .... with Full Frontal. Oh crap.

Posted by: epoch at August 1, 2011 6:08 PM

Hasn't Contagion been done a million times already?

Posted by: DeadBessie at August 1, 2011 7:53 PM

Christ some of you people are a miserable bunch today. All 7 of these look damn good.

That's what I'm saying, right? That someone would dismiss the Drive trailer as "meh" hurts my elbows, man. -- DR

Posted by: TylerDFC at August 1, 2011 8:21 PM

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy was right....

The rest?

*blows raspberry*

Posted by: googergieger at August 1, 2011 8:24 PM

Contagion looks great. You people and your opinions.

Posted by: stryker1121 at August 1, 2011 8:27 PM

Drive looks pretty good. I saw a longer trailer in the theater the other day and it was amazing.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at August 1, 2011 8:32 PM

Moneyball: Major League without the jokes...which leaves Pitt with a reality that he can't pull off.

Martha: Missed most of it thinking about how Brad Pitt will fail in Moneyball. anyway, a show about over privileged white kids doing things that over privileged white kids don't do.

Contagion: Please, I still have five packs of spaghetti that I bought five years ago in preparation to last out H5N1. something new please?

Ides of March: Clooney, I love ya buddy but *BLEEAAAAUGH* ugg sorry, sometimes I spontaneously barf.

50/50: Cancer isn't fucking funny but neither is Seth Rogen so this is probably great casting if nothing else.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy: "things aren't always what they seem" ...wow what great foreshadowing. so original.

Drive is going to be good, really good. compelling revenge plot, surly sweet bad guys, and that trailer had some smoking one liners.

Posted by: carrboroninja at August 1, 2011 8:35 PM

No. Seriously. Come on, y'all. If at least four of these trailers don't intrigue you, then YOU WILL NEVER BE PLEASED. You could have a threesome with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and you'd be like, "Meh. Her lips are too big." WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? You know what's really great about those 7 films? THEY'RE NOT SEQUELS. THEY'RE NOT BASED ON A COMIC BOOK. AND NONE OF THEM WILL BE SELLING MERCHANDISE AT MCDONALDS. In fact, I'd like to see DRIVE do cross-promotion: One free NAIL IN THE FUCKING HEAD for every drive-thru customer.

And Contagion? It's Soderbergh, people. WHEN DID WE STOP GIVING HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT?

Sorry I had to get ALL CAPPY there. I'm just concerned that some of you have been so dulled by the barrage of LOUDKASPLOOEEY that you no longer recognize what looks like a good film.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 1, 2011 8:51 PM

I think the boss just had a stroke. Good work, folks.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 1, 2011 9:07 PM

50/50 is indeed fantastic. Probably the best movie I've seen this year.

Contagion's trailer isn't appealing, but apparently the script is very good, so I'll wait for reviews.

Posted by: Rizz at August 1, 2011 9:18 PM

Contagion looks entertaining and formulaic.
Ditto Moneyball.
The rest look interesting, especially Tinker, Tailor and 50/50.
Not suring if seeing 50/50 would be a good thing for me or a bad thing.

And I agree with Mr. Rowles, wholeheartedly. Jaded is too mild. It all reminds me of the Tweenwave episode of Southpark.

Posted by: Protoguy at August 1, 2011 9:48 PM

No sequels? Not based on Comic Books? Tell me there's no Sci-Fi and you can count me in for all of them.

Posted by: kirbyjay at August 1, 2011 9:49 PM

Oh, Dustin, yell at us a little bit more. Some of us like it like that.

Actually, I'd totally see all of them except for Moneyball. They're lovely movies. Thank you for sharing them with us.

The problem with a Brad Pitt-Angelina threeway isn't that her lips are too big, it's that she's too fucking bony. I'd be scared of getting stabbed on an elbow or a collarbone. I know this is 10,000 kinds of wrong and I'll be abused, and I still hate most of her movies, but I'd far sooner do a threeway with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. I'M JUST SAYING.

Posted by: MM at August 1, 2011 9:53 PM

and Drive is somehow different from tokyo drift?
haven't we seen (and hated) the same movie dozens of times.

Posted by: SayTann at August 1, 2011 10:02 PM

Billy Bob Thornton once said:
"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. As a matter of fact, sometimes with the model, the actress, the "sexiest person in the world," it may be literally like fucking the couch."

Posted by: Protoguy at August 1, 2011 10:11 PM


No. Seriously. Come on, y'all. If at least four of these trailers don't intrigue you, then YOU WILL NEVER BE PLEASED. You could have a threesome with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and you'd be like, "Meh. Her lips are too big." WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? You know what's really great about those 7 films? THEY'RE NOT SEQUELS. THEY'RE NOT BASED ON A COMIC BOOK. AND NONE OF THEM WILL BE SELLING MERCHANDISE AT MCDONALDS. In fact, I'd like to see DRIVE do cross-promotion: One free NAIL IN THE FUCKING HEAD for every drive-thru customer.
And Contagion? It's Soderbergh, people. WHEN DID WE STOP GIVING HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT?
Sorry I had to get ALL CAPPY there. I'm just concerned that some of you have been so dulled by the barrage of LOUDKASPLOOEEY that you no longer recognize what looks like a good film.
Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 1, 2011 8:51 PM

Gah DR I love ya.

And I'd see all of these except for Contagion.

Posted by: grace b at August 1, 2011 10:38 PM

I'd like to see all of them eventually, but MMMM is first on my list. I'm a sucker for that sort of discombobulated, dream-like thriller. Except for the possible depictions of cat death. That might will make me cry.

Posted by: Billie R. at August 1, 2011 11:01 PM

actually, had you posted a smurfs trailer I may have spontaneously stabbed myself in the brain with a chef's knife...so this list may have saved my life.

Posted by: carrboroninja at August 1, 2011 11:20 PM

I am so ready for Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. SO READY.

Posted by: Anne At Large at August 2, 2011 1:46 AM

Every time I see that Contagion shot, I picture it captioned with "NOT THE CANNED CHEESE!!".

God bless the internet.

Posted by: Lauren at August 2, 2011 1:47 AM

I just saw Martha Marcy May Marlene the other night. I imagine it will be one of those to disappoint many. The acting is impeccable. Award-worthy, even. M's mental state is stunningly portrayed and captured.

But to say it's a great film, I'd want to be able to tell you that things... happened. That perhaps a story developed and/or paid off. I cannot say these things.

Posted by: Steve at August 2, 2011 7:12 AM

Kahntahmp I agree. Tucker & Dale vs Evil's trailer is frickin awesome.

Posted by: KC at August 2, 2011 8:26 AM

Dustin,

Eh, respectfully, I LIKE the "based on a comic book" movies. But y'know...I have my needs, my wants...

Oh not that there's anything WRONG with "not based on a comic book" movies. I've seen LOTS of those. It's just that...y'know...the power ring and the mask and the superpowers and the dual identity and...

...y'know, right? Yeah. We're good.

Posted by: Green Lantern at August 2, 2011 10:09 AM

Moneyball - I can see the Sorkonian/Soderberghian influences on the project, and it doesn't look terribly compromised. Win.

Martha Marcy May Marlene - Looks interesting, but borders on "Indie Film Everyone Raves About, But You Find To Be Utter Shit". Maybe it's the hint of Funny Games I'm getting from it. Reserve further judgement.

Contagion - You're talking to the kid who wanted to be a virologist in 5th grade after seeing Outbreak and reading Robin Cook novels. Win.

The Ides of March - My love for Poli Sci, good casts, Clooney and Ryan "Baby Goose" Gosling makes this irresistible. Definite win.

50/50 - Seth Rogen and JGL look like they pair well together, plus it's JGL. The man knows what he's doing. Super win.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - Whoa...whoa whoa whoa! THIS didn't make Number 1?! Benedict Cumberbatch's murder pose ALONE made this trailer worth the time. Plus that cast! Seriously, this is a birthday present to me and I love it. Ultimate Win.

Drive - Baby Goose, ladies and gentlemen. He will fuck your shit up. And Albert Brooks as a heavy? The last time that happened it was in a little indie film you may have heard of...Out of (Fucking) Sight. It was cooler than freezer money, kids. Ultimate Win part Deux.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at August 2, 2011 12:13 PM

The return of Charming Pitt, double doses of John Hawkes, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and Ryan Gosling, and some jaw-dropping ensemble casts.

This is gonna be a good year.

Posted by: ChristianH at August 2, 2011 12:18 PM

So Contagion is a reborquel of Outbreak?

Posted by: blacksred at August 2, 2011 3:43 PM

To all the people excited by Drive, I highly recommend checking out Refn's other work. Might help moderate your expectations.

Posted by: WestCoastPat at August 2, 2011 3:44 PM

After watching the trailers again, I can't wait to see all of these. They just seem more fresh than what's been offered recently, but easy to grasp and unpretentious. I hope they play at the theater nearby!

Posted by: Billie R. at August 2, 2011 3:45 PM

All of these movies definitely have potential. I didn't even know Gwyneth was making a new movie, I thought she was above it now.

Posted by: TWoPFan at August 2, 2011 3:45 PM

@WestCoastPat:
Refn's last two films were Valhalla Rising (pretentious and drawn-out, perhaps, but not without filmmaking talent), and Bronson (which I thought was rather mesmerizing). Take from that what you will, I suppose.

Posted by: toomin at August 2, 2011 5:10 PM

Martha Marcy May Marlene looks all sorts of awesome, definitely my pick of the bunch. That said, Ides of March, 50/50 and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy all grabbed me too. Along with Drive and Contagion, but for different ways. Moneyball I'll wait for a small screen showing, but then, sports films aren't really my game.

Posted by: Shane at August 2, 2011 6:37 PM

I didn't watch the Drive trailer before. It looks interesting and very different from what others have compared it to. Also, I'm starting to finally get a glimmer of why people like Baby Goose.

I think most intriguing for me is Albert Brooks as a villain.

One peeve - like people outrunning explosions or catching themselves on a ledge with their fingertips after falling 20 feet I'm really, really sick of seeing people drive in reverse really fast. It's just not possible and everyone knows it. Why constantly insert impossibles into films?

Posted by: Protoguy at August 2, 2011 9:10 PM

-Moneyball- Loved the book, love Aaron Sorkin, loved Brad Pitt in Basterds and Se7en. So I definitely will be watching this.
-Praised Sundance flick- Seeing an Olsen twin in a legit flick would be weird, but I'll probably see this on DVD if it gets good reviews.
-Contagion- Only seeing because of the cast; looks OK.
-Ides Of March- I love these types of political thrillers, so count me in.
-Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy- Even without showing much, the trailer really got me excited. Plus the cast. Holy Shit.
-Drive-Decent trailer, but the two words Christina and Hendricks make it a must see.

Posted by: Ja Ja Ja at August 2, 2011 9:23 PM

I'm not too sure about Contagion, but the rest of them look pretty impressive. Even Moneyball, and I hate sports movies. Seriously. I want to rape them all with knives, but suddenly Brad Pitt's in the picture and I'm sold. Also, Drive makes me hard. And not just Christina Hendricks, but all of it.

Posted by: AngelArm45 at August 2, 2011 11:53 PM

Ah, autumn. A season for frolicking in the russet-hued woods, a hint of cider in the air, leaves crisping under your feet as you hike through ... what's that you say, Dustin? Right. I'll be in my seat, popcorn in hand. Screw the glories of nature. I've got eyecandy AND plotlines to pursue!

Posted by: cinekat at August 3, 2011 6:32 AM

I'm late to the game here, but I was highly intrigued with almost all of the trailers.

Somehow Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy seemed lacking, but maybe I was on trailer burnout by the time I got to it.

Posted by: mswas at August 3, 2011 10:37 AM

Ya know, I wasn't going to watch any of these trailers, but after DR's head-splosion and conniption fit, I did. I am now enthused by all but one. Thanks DR!

Posted by: Donut Plains at August 3, 2011 2:02 PM