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Hahahahahaha! Mike and Molly are fat! I bet they're jolly.

Jerry O' Connell still has a career? I thought he was fucked after Kangaroo Jack....

Snuggiepants leads a charmed existence.

My DVR for some reason decided to start recording "Better With You." I attempted to watch it just to see what the hell it was and barely got through the opening scene of the pilot. All of the "jokes" were based on gender and relationship stereotypes.

And even though I never set a series recording for this show, it keeps getting recorded! Either my DVR hates me, or it's a conspiracy between the network and Time Warner to attempt to force people to watch this show.

janetfaust,

Some DVRs have a "ROB" setting (Rape Owner's Brain) that can only be deactivated by posting embarrassing, hilarious stories about yourself on Pajiba. True story.

Wow, Outsourced didn't even make the top 5.

Nope, none of these are on the watch list.

Good thing too, as there is enough embarrasing stuff as it is.

The Defenders is just another part of Jim Belushi's deal with the Devil to keep him on television despite no one liking him. Jerry O'Connell was brought in to costar based on his previous underworld deal to get Rebecca Romijn to marry him. This is the start of his payback to Satan.

I've only seen commercials for Chase, but it looks like the woman who is the lead is trying too damn hard to look tough. She spits every line out of the side of her mouth and looks like she has to take a roach coach burrito dump all of the time. Not interested.

These shows are rolling strong and Community is on the verge of being cancelled. BTW, I guess Outsourced was #6 on your list.

First scene of the Chase pilot was that blonde chick chasing a bad guy on foot for about a mile, ending up in a bull ring at some point. She was in cowboy boots the whole time. Right...... This agent can full out sprint in cowboy boots. Almost as stupid as that chick on Covert Affairs who can sprint and kick ass in stilettos.

I'd like to write my own secret agent TV show. Hunter McGee is a CIA agent who catches crooks who run their business via the traveling circus/carnival underground. Every episode he chases someone, and kicks ass, whilst wearing 10 foot tall stilts and dressed as a clown. Christian Slater stars, with Wee Man as his partner, Bains Jericho.

Defenders is pretty bad, but I wouldn't say top 5 bad. I've only seen Chase 1 time and that's when my dvr told me it was bad and stopped taping it. I didn't mind it. Again, not great, but not top 5 bad. I actually like Mike and Molly. Yet again, not great, but not top 5 bad. Better with you? Now I haven't seen the shatner show, but my brain quit on me after 5 minutes of that idiotic show. It literally tried to pull my eyes out of my sockets so it wouldn't be subjected to that crap. Now that, my friends, is a well deserved top 5!

Really? Nothing about The Real Housewives of the Jersey Shore, or wherever? Nothing about Grey's Anatomy or Dancing With The Stars? Nothing. Really.

I scoff at your list.

[scoff]

Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

Kballs, I know you are joking, but here's an embarrassing personal story anyway. I was reminded of this after the last "30 Rock" episode.

It was 1988 and I was in 7th grade. One Friday night, my mom dropped me off at the roller rink to roller skate with my friends. I wasn't very good at it but it was the 80's and that was considered fun. I remember I was also wearing my totally awesome new stone-washed jean jacket. I'm skating around with my two friends and a cute, dark-haired, slightly older boy caught my eye. He was with a large group of friends (guys and girls), but being incredibly shy and horribly geeky of course I would never think to go up and talk to him. At one point later in the evening, I was skating alone, and suddenly someone skated up behind me and grabbed my waist with both hands and squeezed. I turned around, startled, to find it was the cute boy I had already been eying. He skated off before I could say anything.

I had no clue why he would come up to me and do that, and being the complete nerd I was, I logically assumed he was initiating some kind of flirtatious skating ritual. I went back to my friends and told them what happened and pointed him out. One of my outgoing friends assured me that he *must* be interested, and since we were in 7th grade, the next step was of course for her to approach the cute boy and ask if he liked me. I was completely nerve-wracked about talking to a boy that might like me so I told her not to.

But she didn't listen to me. And a few minutes after our conversation I saw him skating with another blond girl in a stone-washed jean jacket. It all became clear: I had been mistaken for his actual girlfriend. Thank goodness I told my friend not to talk to him! But where was she? She went over to him after they left the rink and his girlfriend was nowhere to be seen, not even realizing he was with another girl. I saw her approach him and his group of guy friends, and panicked. I had to tell her about the misunderstanding before she said anything! Frantically, I skated/flailed my way over to the group just as she was beginning to ask him, "Hey do you like my friend?" As he asked her, "Which friend?" she pointed to me, about 10 feet away. At that very moment, my attempt to skate faster than my skill level would allow caught up with me. I tripped and practically sailed through the air covering the remaining distance between me and the group of guys just as my friend was pointing at me. I landed flat on my face. Everyone cracked up, even my friend.

It doesn't compare to Liz Lemon being found under a Tom Jones poster with her panties around her ankles, but I think it scarred me from approaching cute boys for many years. (sorry for the length)

Someone needs to find a new playground...

Janet, I just sympathy cringed for you.

"Outsourced" has to be worse than at least one of those shows, probably "The Defenders" or "Mike and Molly." It's also been picked up for a full season, by the way. As a result, we may have lost "Community." Kill me.

Kballs - it started to record it AGAIN last night! You've ruined my faith that everything I read on the Interwebs is gospel!

I've checked my series recording list and it doesn't appear. It doesn't show up in the list of future recordings, and appears to only be set to record on the day it airs. So I don't know why it's happening. I'm going back to the conspiracy theory that TW has made a deal with the networks to force people to watch it.