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The 5 Best Super Bowl Commercials of 2011

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (52)



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During last night’s Super Bowl, not including local ads and the countless Fox promos for “House,” “Glee,” “Chicago Code,” “American Idol,” and the one for “Fringe,” I counted 76 national television ads. Twenty-six of those ads were for cars (19) or car-related products (7) like Cars.com and Carfax, easily outdistancing those other products that often dominate Super Bowls: Beer (6), Soda (7), and Snacks (5), although movie trailers (16) accounted for the second highest number of spots.

When the recession began a few years ago, and the car manufacturers all seemed to be on the brink of bankruptcy, I read somewhere that the slump in car sales couldn’t last forever because Americans can only go so long without buying cars and that, eventually, we would buy them and the auto sector would return. If Super Bowl commercials are any indication of 2011, a lot of folks are going to be buying new cars this year.

Overall, it was a fairly lackluster night for creativity and humor in TV spots. There was, as usual, more of the same, in the unflattering or objectifying depiction of women (GoDaddy, Pepsi Max, and Bud Light, i.e., the usual suspects), the usual array of animals and mid-list celebrities, like Richard Lewis, Roseanne Barr, Justin Bieber, Ozzy Osbourne, Joan Rivers, Timothy Hutton, Puff Daddy. Kim Kardashian also appeared in an ad, and I’m fairly certain it’s the first time I’ve ever heard her speak. The commercials that worked the best, it seems, were the ones that tried to engage emotionally rather than through humor. Not necessarily the best or most creative, but I think one of the most effective ads of the night was for the Motorola Zoom, if only for the way it depicted Apple users as Pod people. Adrien Brody’s Stella Artois commercial was also kind of neat, if only because it was unusual for a beer commercial, and I really like the NFL commercial that included a montage of sitcom stars, past and present, although its effectiveness was limited.

The worst commercials? Godaddy, those horrible Chatter.com ads during the equally horrendous half-time show, the Pepsi Max spots, and the return of that goddamn E*Trade Baby. The most controversial, perhaps, was for Groupon.com, one that seemed to exploit and trivialize the political situation in Tibet. What they didn’t say, however, was that a portion of the proceedings goes to charity. That doesn’t redeem it fully. But, I gather that it works — who doesn’t receive Groupon.com emails every goddamn morning at this point?

As for the best commercials of the Super Bowl (not including movie trailers, which TK will cover this morning): Here are the best 5.

5. Careerbuilder.com — Parking Lot

4. Coke On the Border


3. Budweiser Old West/Tiny Dancer Spot


2. Chrysler Detroit Spot with Eminem


1. Volkswagen Darth Vader Spot










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Comments

I know it's already 12:15 in the A.M. where you are, bro, but do we really need to refer to it as "last night's Super Bowl?"

The game ended less than two hours ago.


Overall, the field was very weak this year. The Coke commercial with the dragon and noble dog people was by far the worst.

Vader for the win.

Posted by: Some Guy at February 7, 2011 12:20 AM

I would switch Eminem commercials. I liked the Brisk one featuring him better, not because it was funny or well made, I just thought it stayed truer to who he is.

/understands that he's a commercial artist but damn I still love his first two albums

Posted by: mcn at February 7, 2011 12:22 AM

I cracked up during one of those luxury car commercials, where they had those afghan dogs as chasing dogs and the guy falls and goes, "My spleen!!" Thought that was hilarious.

Posted by: denesteak at February 7, 2011 12:33 AM

When I heard the music and saw the guys walking away from each other in the Coke commercial, I thought it was going to be a parody of the duel in Barry Lyndon. I was kind of disappointed it wasn't. The payoff was ok though.

Posted by: Lawdog at February 7, 2011 12:35 AM

Having done a lot of research recently on Mexican Cartels, I was expecting something completely different from the "coke on the border" add.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at February 7, 2011 12:36 AM

Kim Kardashian also appeared in an ad, and I’m fairly certain it’s the first time I’ve ever heard her speak.

This.

I cracked up during one of those luxury car commercials, where they had those afghan dogs as chasing dogs and the guy falls and goes, "My spleen!!" Thought that was hilarious.
Posted by: denesteak at February 7, 2011 12:33 AM

It was for Audi. Holy shit, the silver fox that drives off in the Audi was the man I want to marry. Now.

The music in the "Coke on the Border" commercial is "Sarabande" by Handel. I had people ask me, since I'm apparently their go-to music person. I figured people would ask here, too. :3

Posted by: duckandcover at February 7, 2011 12:42 AM

"hit 'em with the Kenny G!" Audi commercial was my favorite

Posted by: doni at February 7, 2011 12:45 AM

Overall I thought Eminem was the appropriate choice for the luxury car commercial. I know I defiantly associate him with Detroit just like I associate Tupac with LA and Outkast with Atlanta. To be honest I started feeling a little patriotic. But WTF was up with the ad that featured a baby smashing against a window?

Posted by: brdkelli at February 7, 2011 12:57 AM

The Chrysler ad gave me chills. As a native Detroiter, I am, of course, horribly biased. I'm well aware that the city's a shithole. I've never denied this. But it's my shithole, and it harbors an indescribable tenacity and beauty that can't be understood or properly explained unless it is experienced - little sparkles of light and hope in an otherwise desolate fog. Whoever created this ad captured a feeling I've had for years: America doesn't dislike domestic automobiles - it dislikes the place they come from. What enticing merits can a product have if the place where it is produced is so universally maligned? And that's what I've always had trouble understanding: how so many people can essentially write off an entire populace of desperately struggling people. It's the reason that whenever anyone asks, I never hesitate to proudly tell them I'm a Detroiter, regardless of where I go or what I do. Because if those of us who live here don't love our city, who will?

Posted by: sarcasm_is_dead at February 7, 2011 12:59 AM

I think maybe the cycle is complete, and we (or many of us, at least) are watching the Super Bowl significantly more for the game than the commercials. For awhile, it was pretty neck-and-neck. I hope everyone enjoyed it, because it might be the last professional football we see for quite some time.

Oh, and the Lil' Vader commercial was by far the best.

Posted by: Leftylad at February 7, 2011 1:15 AM

What kid dresses up for the Dark Side?

Posted by: Patrick the Bunny at February 7, 2011 1:24 AM

@Patrick the Bunny

I would, Patrick. I would.

(Not that I'm a kid, but I would've done it when I was a kid. Villains are always more fun. Not necessarily morally superior or particularly redeeming, but definitely more fun.)

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at February 7, 2011 1:52 AM

1. Lil' Vader
2. Eminem - both
3. Motorola
4. Captain America - Chris Evans has bitch tits.

Posted by: Fredo at February 7, 2011 1:54 AM

Direct quote from my friend Melinda: "Why couldn't Ozzy have bitten the head of the Bieber kid??? That would have been awesome!"
I must say that I agree it would've made a better commercial. Plus, the benefit to mankind and all of that.

Posted by: trixie at February 7, 2011 1:59 AM

These are good - Eminem and Vader are GREAT - but I have to add to the love for the Audi ad. Very clever. I also really loved the VW Black Beetle ad, though their Wee Vader was more emotionally satisfying.

Posted by: Edith at February 7, 2011 2:11 AM

Some GREAT ads tonight. The ad with the gf throwing the can of Pepsi Max at her bf's head hitting the innocent hottie made me laugh pretty hard.


Unrelated but are the SNL roundups gone forever? Cause I was really curious bout what Rowles thought about the episode.

Posted by: aroorda at February 7, 2011 3:08 AM

Not quite sure why everyone is stroking their cock to the Darth Vader ad. I refuse to pick a favorite because they were all fucking awful.

Posted by: Allen at February 7, 2011 3:57 AM

I don't get the Vader love either. It's kinda boring and not that cute. Maybe this is just my residual Lucas hate talking.

Posted by: Carrie at February 7, 2011 5:11 AM

The commercials were overall pretty damn weak. Very high concept and confusing or very juvenile. The car ad with the rich guys breaking out of jail was ok. Better in concept than execution. And the insurance ad where the dude kept getting kicked int he nuts made my kids fall all over themselves. So I guess in 10 years that company can look forward to their business.

I liked the truck that warned the dad like Lassie that Timmy was stuck in a well, a volcano, a whale, etc. The last line, "I didn't even know we had a volcano!" cracked me up.

But other than the movie ads (Super 8, holy shit!) the ads were disappointing.

Posted by: TylerDFC at February 7, 2011 6:22 AM

Some of the ads were funny, some were technically and visually appealing (the Coke ad with the dragon), but some left me cold. All in all, a standard year.

Sadly, I yearn for the return of the Budweiser Flatulent Horse ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZY5gFrJkgw

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 7, 2011 7:35 AM

I thought the Darth Vader one was very cute and is my choice for best ad. I also liked the Doritos finger licker commercial. The Doritos dog one was alright too. Leave it to regular people to come up with better commercials.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at February 7, 2011 7:47 AM

The Career Builder one reminds me of a Reeves and Mortimer sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csrx6cKslNc

Posted by: Renton at February 7, 2011 8:44 AM

It's Eminem. Why the hell would anyone buy anything associated with Eminem in 2011? I suppose Chrysler and Nestea are going for that all-important "wife beaters with mommy issues" demo.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 7, 2011 8:59 AM

The Vader one almost made me cry because of the way the little boy looks back at his dad at the end like "Do you see what I just did? Are you proud of me?"

Also, I loved all the "people getting hurt" commercials, esp. the one where the wife throws Pepsi at the hot girl and the one where they logger gets hit by a tree. Good times!

Posted by: bachelor at February 7, 2011 9:17 AM

Yeah, the Pepsi one where the girl was hit in the head was borderline obscene.

Posted by: grumpyoldman at February 7, 2011 9:28 AM

The Vader one almost made me cry because of the way the little boy looks back at his dad at the end like "Do you see what I just did? Are you proud of me?"

Dude, take a look at the kid's bedroom when they're trying to Force the baby dolly. That's a little girl in a Vader costume.

Posted by: mightygodking at February 7, 2011 9:32 AM

I also really loved the VW Black Beetle ad, though their Wee Vader was more emotionally satisfying.

Posted by: Edith at February 7, 2011 2:11 AM

I agree that these two were the best ads in a very weak year. I particularly liked the final shot when the Beetle turns sideways and the fade to the VW. Prior to that I wasn't sure what was being pitched, then the "ah hah, of course" moment. Very effective.

Posted by: ed newman at February 7, 2011 9:37 AM

Bud usually kills at Super Bowl commercials, but I found theirs rather lacking this year. I thought the Tiny Dancer ad was one of the lesser ones really. It just seemed like they copied and pasted the idea from Almost Famous. The beaver and Faith Hill ones were better.

Posted by: Matt at February 7, 2011 10:01 AM

sarcasm_is_dead, I had the same reaction to the Chrysler ad. With the proliferation of Ruin Porn, people miss how beautiful Detroit really is.

Posted by: Lee at February 7, 2011 10:03 AM

I can't believe nobody brought up the Doritos commercial with Grandpa.

"Grandpa?"
"Mikey?!"

Posted by: JP at February 7, 2011 10:34 AM

@MightyGodKing

Couldn't it be a boy who was just in his sister's room? (Yes, I know there's no indication Vader has a sister) It's left ambiguous.

Posted by: ThatGuy at February 7, 2011 10:43 AM

@mightygodking , the actual description of the Vader commercial specifically mentions its a boy:

Volkswagen Passat: Young Vader Volkswagen Passat: Young Vader
A young Darth Vader tries his best to use 'The Force.'

And as for Kim Kardashian, I thought it was the Nicole Scherzingzerenginer until about thirty seconds ago.

Posted by: JP at February 7, 2011 10:45 AM

Audi's spot mocking Mercedes was my favorite. Thanks to Audi, I know Kenny G is still alive.

Posted by: Melody at February 7, 2011 10:47 AM

The Faith Hill one for the florist was good.

I thought Kim Kardashian was a robot until she spoke.

Posted by: Melody at February 7, 2011 10:49 AM

Anyone notice that the Lil Vader one that was shown during the game was shorter than the one online? Mom got cut out!

Posted by: mswas at February 7, 2011 11:17 AM

I'm with you re: the Eminem ads, Tracer Bullet.

Honestly, the best thing I saw all night was the House promo that referenced the Mean Joe Green coke commercial. Although, several of my facebook friends said something to the effect of, "Huh? What was that House commercial about?"

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at February 7, 2011 12:36 PM

Also, I had to explain what Groupon is to DarthCorleone.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at February 7, 2011 1:02 PM

No love for the Bud Light "product placement" or the Bridgestone "reply all" ads? I thought those were hilarious.

Posted by: upstate at February 7, 2011 1:45 PM

brdkelli, "Overall I thought Eminem was the appropriate choice for the luxury car commercial. I know I defiantly associate him with Detroit just like I associate Tupac with LA and Outkast with Atlanta. To be honest I started feeling a little patriotic." Completely completely agree. I loved it.

Posted by: An Atlantan at February 7, 2011 2:15 PM

Mystery solved. Little Vader is a 6 year old boy who looks like a mini Mark Hamill.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at February 7, 2011 3:04 PM

That Vader commercial is by far my favorite commercial of all time. It made me all warm and fuzzy and ALMOST made me wish I had kids. But hot damn...the Chrysler commercial gave me goosebumps. I'm from Michigan, I'm a fan of Eminem, I'm secretly patriotic. Yes. When that commercial ended I thought to myself, "THAT is how you sell a car."

Posted by: katyv at February 7, 2011 3:38 PM

best ever...
EDS - cat herders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE

Posted by: kikz at February 7, 2011 4:36 PM

I never watch the superbowl, but I was pleasantly surprised to find this column, because for years I've checked the net the day after for the 'best' ones. But what a bummer this list is.

If THESE are "the best 5" commercials, as the author proclaims, then why am I wishing I'd seen the Audi commercial with the dogs, "the VW Black Beetle ad," "The ad with the gf throwing the can of Pepsi Max at her bf's head hitting the innocent hottie," "the truck that warned the dad like Lassie that Timmy was stuck in a well, a volcano, a whale, etc.," "the Doritos commercial with Grandpa," ALL of which have to be better than Nos. 2 - 5?!?

Sir, it is presumptuous and irresponsible for you to simply state "Here are the best 5." THAT statement alone automatically makes me disagree with you.

And that has to be the crappiest Budweiser ad ever created, I was embarrassed just watching it.

Posted by: Jeanine L. at February 7, 2011 5:16 PM

#3? Really? That had to be one of the worst commercials of the night. Lame, lame, lame. Oh yeah, I forgot, you guys have a total hard-on for Almost Famous around here.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at February 7, 2011 6:14 PM

And yes, I AM wearing my crankypants today.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at February 7, 2011 6:15 PM

"The music in the "Coke on the Border" commercial is "Sarabande" by Handel."

But if you speed it up, it's "Flashdance."

Posted by: The Mutt at February 7, 2011 8:45 PM

Didn't watch the Superbowl, or the associated ads, although I did watch the L'il Vader ad a few days ago on ol'Pajiba, and my extremely dormant ovaries squeaked a little.

I've long wanted this print of this photo (and now it's all sold out):

Sad Vader

Posted by: MM at February 7, 2011 9:14 PM

Heh...
Well, i certainly hope you liked the Chrysler ad.
You paid for it after all.

Posted by: Scott at February 7, 2011 10:39 PM

a fairly lackluster night for creativity and humor
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Three words:

No. Betty. White.

Posted by: , at February 8, 2011 1:39 AM

Vonnegut Slut:

Very true. I'll level with you and admit I went through about a six month phase when I wouldn't remove my Batman cape and cowl. So I wasn't into being a full on villain, but I guess an anti-hero?

And it was Batman the Animated Series. None of that Clooney shit.

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