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The 15 Worst Movie Posters of 2010

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (37)

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15. Dear John

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14. Life As We Know It

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13. Marmaduke

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12. The Bounty Hunter

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11. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

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10. Due Date

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9. Eat Pray Love

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8. Valentine’s Day

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7. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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6. Sex and the City 2

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5. The Last Song

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4. Grown Ups

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3. The Tooth Fairy

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2. Gun

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1. Yogi Bear

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Comments

Miley Cyrus either looks like she sharted...she's about to cry...or both.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 20, 2010 11:37 AM

That Dear John poster would be ten times better if they had written Charming Potato instead.

Posted by: jM at December 20, 2010 11:40 AM

the "eat pray love" poster makes me angry. something about that little spoon, the face... i just want to punch it.

Posted by: jen at December 20, 2010 11:46 AM

How come Chris Rock doesn't get an inner tube? Racist.

How is Prince of Persia not number 1?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 20, 2010 11:54 AM

Why does The Tooth Fairy's Spanish title seem to translate like "He Breaks Teeth"?

Not that that wouldn't be a fantastic Rock movie.

Posted by: Ryan at December 20, 2010 11:56 AM

So is this shit on movies we hate even more article? There's nothing wrong with Eat Pray Love's and Life as We Know It's poster is pretty cute

Posted by: Come on at December 20, 2010 11:56 AM

Sweet Ass-Chapped Jesus!!! Miley Cyrus is even doing the duck-face on her movie poster! Is it an uncontrollable facial tic?

Miley standing in a room.

Nay-ow, whayere did I put---

Camera appears

*Duck Face*

Camera disappears

---mah dancin' boots? Jimbo, have you seen those dayum---

Camera appears

*Duck Face*

Camera disappears

---shitkickers? I gotta hot date with mah Daddy! You know he likes---

Camera appears

*Duck Face*

*Takes off shirt*

Camera disappears

---it when . . . well, dayumit! Now mah shirt's missin'!

Posted by: Kballs at December 20, 2010 12:00 PM

What's wrong with the Due Date poster? It's like "American Gothic" on Route 66 instead of a farmhouse. I dig the hell out of it.

Posted by: RobP at December 20, 2010 12:01 PM

Sigh. I hate being under Kballs. It's like, why bother posting when he's already made an appearance?

Posted by: RobP at December 20, 2010 12:02 PM

"Defy the Future"? What, like deny it's ever going to happen? "Fuck you, 'Future!' I'm just going to stay here in the present!"

Posted by: Todd at December 20, 2010 12:03 PM

Miley Cyrus either looks like she sharted...she's about to cry...or both.

And that's pretty cool.

Posted by: superasente at December 20, 2010 12:16 PM

Sigh. I hate being under Kballs.

Honey, is that you? Hey, what are we getting your mother for Christmas? Let's get her a bottle of Absinthe and get her to drink it by telling her I forbid it. Then maybe she'll hallucinate that she's a nice person and won't ruin Jesus' birthday again.

Posted by: Kballs at December 20, 2010 12:24 PM

Is 'The Last Song' about the adventures of Miley Cyrus going into space in a rocket shaped like a man's disembodied head? Awesome!

Posted by: Becky at December 20, 2010 12:27 PM

I hate being under Kballs.

(that's what she said!)

Posted by: Rykker at December 20, 2010 12:28 PM

I don't know which is worse; the fact that Val Kilmer looks like he was holed up inside of a KFC for a couple of years or that he's playing second banana to 50 Cent.

Posted by: bleujayone at December 20, 2010 12:30 PM

I like how in the "Dear John" poster Tater appears to be snuggling with Amanda Seyfried's dismembered head. Swoon.

Posted by: Dingles at December 20, 2010 12:41 PM

Why did the creators of The Last Duckface go to 1989 to get their poster made? Seriously, that looks like it's only available on Beta and VHS.

It's hard to narrow it down as to my least favorite of these but Julia Roberts' smug face definitely does beg for punching.

Posted by: Paultera at December 20, 2010 12:47 PM

it's only me or "yogi bear" poster is scary?

Posted by: caro at December 20, 2010 12:48 PM

A shame that they didn't show a full body shot of Val Kilmer for "Gun".

Gun. Hilarious title. I would've loved to have been a fly on the wall of that creative meeting when they decided on that title.

"Let's toss it around the room...what do you got?"
"Bang?"
"No, sounds too violent."
"Shoot?"
"No, could be seen as an expression of regret. We want action."
"Gun?"
"That's it. Let's hit the pool."

Posted by: Chris at December 20, 2010 12:50 PM

1/2 of these look like bad romance novel covers.

Posted by: Recondite at December 20, 2010 12:55 PM

haha, coming in bears.

Posted by: aidan at December 20, 2010 12:57 PM

Dammit.
I should have read the whole thread before commenting.

No, no. Don't bother. I'll show my own self out.

Posted by: Rykker at December 20, 2010 1:25 PM

I am uncomfortable with the Yogi Bear poster... It looks like Yogi is molesting Booboo... and then there's the tagline "Great Things Come In Bears"... I don't think any of this is coincidence...

Posted by: litmus0001 at December 20, 2010 1:57 PM

Whoa whoa whoa. How did the Furry Vengeance poster not make the cut?
A bear butthole-sexing Brendon Fraser! C'mon now!

Posted by: gee. ay. at December 20, 2010 2:22 PM

about half of these are not bad posters in and of themselves, they're just posters for bad movies, or movies that you don't like. The sex and the city 2 poster for example, that shit is bangin'. Too bad somebody put all that work into the poster for such a huge piece of shit, but I'm sure the graphic artists of Hollywood are using to taking dogshit and painting it gold and long ago reconciled the money they're making v. selling their soul.

Posted by: HappyGobo at December 20, 2010 3:02 PM

Yogi looks psychotic. Perfect for a kiddie movie.

Julia's "I'm eating gelato!" look makes me want to smack her.

But the Grown Ups poster perfectly conveys what they were getting at (boys never growing up), and displays all the stars, so I have to call it a success as advertising. Same for Twilight:Eclipse.

Val Kilmer, dude, what happened?

Posted by: lil_a at December 20, 2010 3:49 PM

Not that I'm looking, but if I'm Josh Duhamel, I'm pissed off at the graphics guy for 1) either airbrushing away any sign of "manhood" or 2) leaving the picture realistic from my waist down.

I'm leaning that it's more 2 than 1.

Posted by: PissBoy at December 20, 2010 4:01 PM

How can the Due Date poster be bad when it features Robert Downey Jr. AND a French bulldog?

Posted by: laylaness at December 20, 2010 4:30 PM

So it seems Nicholas Sparks has a lot to answer for...

Posted by: space oddity at December 20, 2010 6:35 PM

So from this we can judge that we can judge movie quality by their movie poster. We can save a lot of money knowing this.

Posted by: Sean at December 20, 2010 6:37 PM

Jesus Christ that Yogi poster is fucking terrifying.

Good things come in bears orgasm face aside, that is one freaky ass poster.

Posted by: dsbs at December 20, 2010 7:17 PM

Wait, isn't poster number 6 advertising Terminator 2?

Posted by: whackingphobos at December 20, 2010 11:35 PM

Posted by: jen at December 20, 2010 11:46 AM

YES. The others are laughable, or sometimes frightening, but that one just makes me angry. It's just so smug.

Posted by: Even Stevens at December 21, 2010 2:03 AM

Its almost like Miley Cyrus is some mutated Weeping Angle, but instead of turning to stone when someone looks at her, she whips out the duck face.

Posted by: Jack at December 21, 2010 3:37 AM

That "Gun" poster is badass!

Posted by: Anonymus at December 21, 2010 9:41 AM

Gun should be number one. None of the other posters provoked mirth, anger and pity at the same time. That tops coming in bears.

Grown Ups should be much higher; the actors show something that at least approaches human expression.

Number 3 was funnier when I though the tagline meant 'Magic needs more ass!'

Posted by: Big Softie at December 21, 2010 7:04 PM

Hey, when did Chelsea Handler film a movie with Fiddy?

Posted by: longcoat000 at December 22, 2010 7:55 PM