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The 13 Most Satisfying Revenge Movies Ever

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (81)



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When I sat down to make this list (in honor of Gina Carano’s upcoming, ass-kicking turn in Haywire), it quickly occurred to me how loosely “revenge” can be construed as an elemental part of a movie. So essentially, I was faced with a mountain of possibilities on which films to include. In the end, the most viscerally satisfying ones of all won out and made the list.

Don’t worry, I’ll spare you the Klingon proverb.

Commando: Hands down, this is my very favorite movie on the list. Why? Because Arnold executes an entire army without reloading, that’s bloody why.

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Death Wish: Damn, Charles Bronson was the master executioner of vigilante vengeance.

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Gladiator: This film was perhaps the height of Russell Crowe’s baddassery, and deservedly so.

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Hard Candy: Remember what Ellen Page does to that guy’s wang? Yeah.

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Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2: Yes, Vol. 1 contained a lot more bloodshed Vol. 2 as far as bloodletting goes, but killing the Crazy 88 in its entirety barely compared to what The Bride (Uma Thurman) did to Elle Driver (Daryl Hannah).

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Leon: The Professional: Featuring Gary Oldman in a great villainous role that may very well have inspired Heath Ledger’s turn as The Joker.
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Lucky Number Slevin: Yeah, I know Josh Hartnett is kind of a douche, but this is a very underrated movie with impressive turns by both duct tape and Bruce Willis.

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Man on Fire: Denzel Washington, with inspiration from a teddy bear, kills all of the things. The Reznor involvement doesn’t hurt either.

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Once Upon a Time in the West: Charles Bronson was straight-up vengeance (his specialty as an actor) in this Sergio Leone classic that contained a simple plot but plenty of intrigue.

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Payback: Before we all knew that Mel Gibson was a crazed lunatic in real life, he made one hell of an enjoyable crazed lunatic in this movie that successfully combines film noir and comedic elements.

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Sleepers: Justice and atonement in Hell’s Kitchen with a side of Kevin Bacon.

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The Crow: This is one of my top movies of all time, and Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) simply kills at killing to a great soundtrack. Please don’t let that remake ever happen.

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Unforgiven: A thought-provoking film that just happens to be a revisionist western with very untraditional heroes? Yes please.

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And a little unexpected bonus number for you…

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: Because this one is obligatory, right?

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Comments

Great list. Commando is probably my favorite pure action movie as well. no Oldboy?

Posted by: Lucas at January 4, 2012 2:10 PM

I couldn't watch Kevin Bacon for awhile after Sleepers - he is that good in it!

Posted by: Laura at January 4, 2012 2:12 PM

So much goodness.

BTW, I would add The Count of Monte Cristo with Jim Caviezel and Guy Pearce.

Posted by: Fredo at January 4, 2012 2:14 PM

I know it got terrible reviews, but I really liked Law Abiding Citizen. If your gonna get revenge might as well try and take down the whole system.

Another props for Commando. I've always loved that movie

Posted by: Dingle Berry at January 4, 2012 2:17 PM

Until Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein girl, nothing intentionally made me cringe quite like Oldboy.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at January 4, 2012 2:22 PM

OldBoy is, if nothing else, a terrific (and terrifying) revenge story.

Posted by: MM at January 4, 2012 2:23 PM

Hey hey hey now.

At least one South Korean film please.

Revenge flicks are all they ever make. And they are so fucking good at them.

Posted by: The Only New Zealander at January 4, 2012 2:25 PM

Lucky Number Slevin is a batshit insane pile of hogwash strapped to a confused, off-kilter, wild-eyed horse. And I fucking love it every single time it's on.

Also, full disclosure: I've yet to see Commando. I figure this makes me a fairly rare specimen, especially for an 80's kid.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 4, 2012 2:26 PM

Oldboy is the greatest movie of all time(well my favorite). Though yeah seriously, all of Park's revenge trilogy should be on here.

This list is bad and you should feel bad.


Oh and socrates. Visitor Q is still the worst I've seen as far as intentionally gross goes. Vampire Girl was like Tokyo Gore Police, just gross fluff.

Posted by: googergieger at January 4, 2012 2:29 PM

No mention of The Shawshank Redemption? You have to admit Andy got a very good revenge against Warden Norton & Chief Hadley. He not only got then in trouble, but he escaped from their prison and could have done so much earlier than he did, took all their ill-gotten loot scott free AND he let them know it was he that did them in. His final message to Norton was the most poetic "fuck you" in cinema. I'd say that's a pretty smooth comeuppance.

They even went so far as to mention Count of Monte Cristo.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 4, 2012 2:30 PM

I would take I Saw the Devil over Oldboy.

Posted by: Matt at January 4, 2012 2:31 PM

As much as I disliked the first half, the 2nd half of the "Hills Have Eyes" remake was incredibly cathartic. The payback visited on the sadistic hillfolk is almost worth the price of admission.

So is there going to be a recap for 2011 of the top eloquent quotes and # of comments per person? Usually that is posted in December but I don't think I've seen one this year.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 4, 2012 2:33 PM

You forgot to remember "Memento"!

Posted by: Django at January 4, 2012 2:36 PM

I agree with Matt. Oldboy, while brilliant, isn't as satisfying a revenge story as I Saw the Devil, because, in boy, the protagonist essentially has the revenge turned around on him.

Posted by: Juicy Weatherbee at January 4, 2012 2:36 PM

I'm glad you put Lucky Number Slevin in it

Posted by: Sarah at January 4, 2012 2:39 PM

I just watched the bluray version of The Crow I almost forgot how good that movie was.

Posted by: John W at January 4, 2012 2:41 PM

Yeah, I have to agree with bluejayone, Shawshank is a great revenge story - it's just so subtle until the very end that it's overlooked. Plus, there's no gratuitous killing involved in said revenge, so it's not quite on the same level as what you're looking for in this list.

Posted by: Johnnyseattle at January 4, 2012 2:41 PM

What, no Revenge of the Nerds? This list is meaningless.

Posted by: Greedy at January 4, 2012 2:44 PM

... then there was Outrage with Robert Culp. Seventies MOW fave.

Posted by: mograph at January 4, 2012 2:47 PM

To the last, I will grapple with thee...from Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

Posted by: Three-nineteen at January 4, 2012 2:51 PM

True story: I was cleaning out a long-neglected part of my home office yesterday, and found a printout I'd once made of Keckler & Glark's tag-team recap of Wrath of Khan.

I stopped cleaning and read the whole damn thing over again. It remains as awesome as the film, go follow my link if you need a nonalcoholic pick-me-up.

Posted by: Salieri2 at January 4, 2012 2:51 PM

Haven't seen Visitor Q. The thing about VGvFG that really creeped me out was the wrist-cutters club. I couldn't watch it and I had to turn away. That so rarely happens. That and the Ganguro(?) girls.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at January 4, 2012 2:52 PM

Stupid movie, but I love the end of Enough when Jennifer Lopez beats the crap out of Billy Campbell.

Posted by: Arkansan at January 4, 2012 2:55 PM

No Jaws 4: The Revenge? It has "revenge" right there in the title.

Posted by: MM at January 4, 2012 2:56 PM

Best Implied Revenge That I Wanted to Watch a Scene of: Pulp Fiction. After Marcellus Wallace is violated then rescued. He promises to call upon some of his boys to bring over contraptions of torture to inflict on his molesters.

God, I wanted to see that scene.

Posted by: gunnertec at January 4, 2012 3:03 PM

KKKHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!

Posted by: Odnon. at January 4, 2012 3:05 PM

Kind Hearts and Coronets

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 4, 2012 3:12 PM

In regards to Oldboy. That was the point.

SPOILERS.


Oldboy is the story of Woo Jin Lee's revenge as told from the point of view of Oh Dae Su. That is the real twist. Oh Dae Su ruined Woo Jin's life. At least that is how he feels. So he gets his revenge.

I Saw The Devil is brilliantly paced and had top notch directing but had a very weak script. Nothing but coincidences and cool and clever scenes driving it. No emotion. No character study. Just a nonstop action flick in thriller form. Great entertaining movie. Just nowhere near the league of Oldboy. Or any other top notch thriller/revenge flick.

Oh and Visitor Q. Opening scene is dad soliciting sex from his daughter. Most mild thing in that movie.

Posted by: googergieger at January 4, 2012 3:23 PM

High Plains Drifter

Also, add me to the Old Boy love club.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 4, 2012 3:46 PM

I think this list is missing Stephen Seagal...(half-serious)

Posted by: Sara Tonin at January 4, 2012 3:59 PM

The Limey!

Posted by: RedDirtGirl at January 4, 2012 4:01 PM

The Crow is a horrible terrible movie, I have no idea why is it so revered other than for its camp value.
I'm starting to believe the reason for this praise is solely the refusal to accept that someone died in the making of such utter cr*p.
It's boring, repetitive, with very little to no (totally predictable) plot and boasts catastrophically bad acting from everyone involved.

Posted by: crucnch at January 4, 2012 4:03 PM

What about Taken? Is that not a revenge movie? Or Inglorious Basterds?

It's really hard to not be satisfied in a film where Hitler literally dies in a fire.

Posted by: Bert at January 4, 2012 4:10 PM

Just to clarify - those were additional suggestions, not replacement suggestions.

Posted by: Bert at January 4, 2012 4:11 PM

Original version of THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT.

Posted by: growler at January 4, 2012 4:21 PM

What about Porky's Revenge?

Posted by: John Zeller at January 4, 2012 4:32 PM

Old Boy
Chocolate
Merantau
The Outlaw Josey Wales

Posted by: seth at January 4, 2012 4:37 PM

The "Wrath of Khan" font implies a cameo by She-Ra.

Posted by: mfg at January 4, 2012 4:38 PM

Gary Oldman in Léon scared the crap out of me. My favourite movie villain, hands down.

And it's good to see Sleepers get some recognition. It's not that good a movie, but it's effective.

Posted by: Zirze at January 4, 2012 4:59 PM

Dogville.

What a gloriously fucked-up ending.

Posted by: Derreck at January 4, 2012 4:59 PM

Well....looks like I'm late to the whole "What? No Korean revenge flicks?" party.

Posted by: PG13 at January 4, 2012 5:06 PM

Hard Candy is one of those movies that I enjoyed immensely but will probably never watch again. I get squirmy when it gets intense.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 4, 2012 5:17 PM

Why is there a tiny ferret on the corner of the star trek poster?

Posted by: JoJo The Flying Monkey at January 4, 2012 5:30 PM

Happy to see "Man On Fire" included, but I prefer the original from 1987. Scott Glenn is much more believable as a badass bent on getting back at the bad guys than Denzel anyday.

Posted by: krix at January 4, 2012 6:36 PM

Payback had a little Raymond Chandler thing going on with just a little bit of Dashiell Hammett. Or perhaps...a dash of Hammett.

Posted by: MRod at January 4, 2012 6:57 PM

Man on Fire, Khan, Unforgiven and Gladiator, while all accurately described as revenge films are more notable for sharing the distinction of being hugely overrated.

You sadly overlooked Black Death--thank you REDBOX. That movie has one of the ballsiest, best-written endings I've seen in many, many years. Perhaps better described as the best 'dark' revenge movie, at least in recent history.

Oh, and on your list of revenge movies, you somehow forgot Revenge.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at January 4, 2012 8:14 PM

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I couldn't love that movie more if my wife gave birth to it.

Posted by: logan at January 4, 2012 8:27 PM

About 95% of South Indian flicks revolve around avenging somebody or just getting revenge for the masses. Romance, comedy, and drama are all plot devices used to further the justification for the wholesale crates of whoop-ass opened up on the bad guys. Unfortunately, all of the men have black mustaches that are regularly twirled, so you can't rely on that to separate the good guys from the Big Bads.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at January 4, 2012 8:29 PM

Wrath of Khan: "He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"

Montalban reciting those lines always sent a shiver down my spine.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 4, 2012 9:05 PM

Sleepers: Justice and atonement in Hell’s Kitchen with a side of Kevin Bacon.

...and sodomy. Kevin Bacon child sodomy.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 4, 2012 9:35 PM

where is inglorious basterds? i think that counts as a revenge flick for the fucking holocaust!

Posted by: Alyson at January 4, 2012 9:58 PM

No Oldboy? really?

Posted by: The Minn at January 4, 2012 10:17 PM

List is broke. Cape Fear. poor max

Posted by: Protoguy at January 4, 2012 10:24 PM

What about "Straw Dogs"? Isn't that a revenge movie? And it's certifiably awesome. I mean, Dustin Hoffman kills a guy with a bear-trap. That's like top-10 kills of all-time.

Posted by: Ty at January 4, 2012 11:11 PM

Although unnecessary at this point, I'm 100% in agreement with Oldboy. I've never seen such a brutal, physiological revenge flick. I was able to get my boyfriend to committing to watching a film in which he has to *read* based on promises of brutality and revenge and the movie lived up to those standards.

Posted by: brdkelli at January 4, 2012 11:35 PM

Speaking of Hard Candy, I am glad you touched on the guy's penis, hehe. But seriously, does Page's character not just play a video of a castration? Where do i get one? That's all I need. I have the ice, leather straps, surgical tools, a VCR and a spank-happy roommate in need of a rude awakening.

Posted by: jeaux schmeaux at January 5, 2012 12:06 AM

I like Titus.

Posted by: fracas at January 5, 2012 4:49 AM

Excellent list. The Crow is beyond criticism.

Oldboy however is not a revenge film - at least not in the classic sense of 'justified revenge' - otherwise we can call any old tragedy where the bad guy beats the good guy for 'messing with him' a revenge flick. Also, it's awful. You don't have to recognise that, but I'm right.

Posted by: Ender at January 5, 2012 5:50 AM

Hello?? The Fucking Departed. So satisfying.

Posted by: Amanda at January 5, 2012 8:20 AM

Tombstone and The Odessa File.

Posted by: WAS at January 5, 2012 10:48 AM

Another Oldboy SPOILERS tag.

I think we're mixing up the result with what the movie is about regarding Oldboy. The movie is told from Oh Dae Sun's prospective. He is the protagonist. It is about him seeking out revenge on Woo Jin Lee, the guy who imprisoned him for decades. The twist at the end doesn't negate that the rest of the movie is about something else.

Stepping outside of revenge stories for a second, take for example The Sixth Sense. Is that movie about Bruce Willis being a ghost? (And no you don't get a spoilers tag for an 11 year old movie that is a staple of pop culture at this point.) No. It's about him trying to help out a child while dealing with the suicide of one of his patients. The twist is just something that puts the rest of the events in a new light.

The said, there is one thing that definitely disqualifies Oldboy from this list. When the "bad guy" wins, it's kind of hard to call it a satisfying revenge.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at January 5, 2012 11:10 AM

After 3 years of trying unsuccesfully to get pregnant and giving up, I actually got pregnant while watching Wrath of Khan; that's how awesome it is!

Posted by: Anonimous at January 5, 2012 12:33 PM

Love the non-violent revenge of The Shawshank Redemption. Poetry. And I agree about Inglorious Basterds. "This is the face of Jewish vengeance." Perfection.

Posted by: samantha t at January 5, 2012 1:04 PM

What about Harry Brown?

Posted by: Anne at January 5, 2012 1:16 PM

Payback is good but its a remake. Why not list the great original: Point Blank with Lee Marvin. That is a great great movie, revenge or otherwise.

Posted by: Horace Ward at January 5, 2012 1:59 PM

Ohh, I totally forgot about Harry Brown. It totally should have been on that list. Along with I Saw The Devil. Substitute them for Gladiator and Sleepers, because they suck.

Posted by: FabMax at January 5, 2012 2:43 PM

Though most people don't realize it, the Godfather is completely a revenge film. Michael shows up just in time for Vito to barely survive an assassination attempt, Sonny to get brutally gunned down, and then spend the entire rest of the movie plotting his vengeance on the other heads of the families.

Tip of the hat to RedDirtGirl for The Limey.

One that never gets mentioned, and I'll admit is full on cheese, but never pretends to be anything but cheese, is Johnny Handsome, with Mickey Rourke pre plasticene steriod demolition to his looks. Worth watching for Morgan Freeman's performance alone.

Posted by: Kong1965 at January 5, 2012 4:54 PM

Of the many, many, many, many awesome scenes in Commando, I have to say that my favorite is when Arnold's character places C4 around the enemy base. We see him setting it around all the buildings and, when he detonates, of course everything explodes; including the top of a guard tower! THE TOP!

And thanks for reminding me of how much I liked Payback.

Posted by: =DocDoom1= at January 5, 2012 4:59 PM

how in the hell did Taken not get a spot on this list. it is an incredible revenge movie and a steller performance from liam neeson. very satisfying.

Posted by: jeebus at January 5, 2012 5:50 PM

Count of Monte Cristo is good as well.

Posted by: Avatar at January 5, 2012 7:23 PM

How in the world can Oldboy not be a revenge movie because the person we perceive as the good guy doesn't get his and in the end gets screwed over by the person we perceive as bad? Some stupid effin thinking there.

It was the story of Lee Woo Jin’s revenge(the real twist). About his tragic love, needing someone to blame. About that blame turning into obsession. About that obsession becoming his reason to live. He was the writer, director, and at times actor in his revenge plot involving Oh Dae Su.

Both were victims, one an accidental one and the other born out of necessity. It’s hard to condone their actions, but it’s also hard to outwardly condemn them.

Since when does revenge movie mean cookie cutter good guy beats obviously totally evil bad guy for doing him wrong so we all cheer in the end and love it? Revenge IS pointless. Revenge ISN'T a good emotion. Oldboy along with Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance handle the subject well. Better than all the superficial fluff you all champion because it doesn't challenge you or your simple minded idea of something you can get behind.

The Sixth Sense comparison is horrible by the way. It's like you are purposely ignoring I purposely ignored the "he was a ghost all along" twist, and instead talked about how the entire movie was about, well I've been over this. Twice.

Posted by: googergieger at January 5, 2012 8:14 PM

A couple glaring omissions, IMO:

Conan the Barbarian
Mad Max (at least the last half would qualify as a revenge flick)
Jaws (at least Quint's involvement)

And I'd like to address a couple of other people's suggestions. While totally awesome, I wouldn't classify Taken as a revenge flick. It's more of a rescue flick. Yes, he kicks some major ass along the way, but that is only to get what he needs - his daughter back. And I don't think Departed was either. Yes, someone gets revenge in the end (won't spoil it for anybody here) but that was just at the very end. It wasn't the main plot of the movie, just a satisfying conclusion tacked on at the end.

I think revenge has to be the main motivation for a character and one of the main plot points of a movie for it to qualify as a revenge flick.

Posted by: big7625 at January 5, 2012 8:56 PM

What no French movies?! But seriously Martyrs is a great revenge movie (at first)

Posted by: monicac220 at January 6, 2012 1:05 AM

It's like you are purposely ignoring I purposely ignored the "he was a ghost all along" twist, and instead talked about how the entire movie was about, well I've been over this. Twice.

I'm a bit confused here, because to me this makes it sound like we've had a conversation about The Sixth Sense before and I don't remember. It's also possible my reading comprehension skills are a bit low this morning.

If you don't like my The Sixth Sense comparison, fine. It was just the first and most obvious example of a movie with a twist ending. I guess the main point I was trying to make is that the ending wouldn't be such a shock if that's what the movie was mainly about and if it had spent its previous time building up to it. To me, the significance of the twist is the tragedy that all his efforts to put his life back together and reconnect with his wife were doomed from the start. Well, that and the "Holy shit! I didn't see that coming" aspect of it.

I can appreciate your alternative view on Oldboy, or maybe I'm the alternative one. It's not like I talk about this movie a ton, so I wouldn't know what the general consensus is. I think it's a good illustration about how any sequence of events can have more than one story drawn from it. There is a story there to be told about Woo Jin Lee, but that's not where the focus of most of the movie is. Oh Dae Sun is the protagonist. The story is told from his perspective. The audience sees the events that happen to him, and is meant to identify with him. That's why I say the movie is about him and felt the twist was about Sun's extremely disturbing humiliation more than Lee extracting revenge.

I think you were talking to someone else with the first pragraph, but I'll agree. It's definitely a revenge movie, regardless of who the main character is. BOTH Sun and Lee are trying to get their revenge. But since I identified Sun as the main character, it's pretty hard to call it "satisfying" which is what this list is.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at January 6, 2012 10:48 AM

Kind of the point though. It is Woo Jin Lee's story told from Oh Dae Su's perspective. The entire movie is him finding out why this was done to him. Hence the reveal isn't so much a reveal as, well not confirmation but...

I mean the movie does build to Woo Jin's revenge. We are just so busy rooting and focusing on Oh Dae Su we don't see it coming. I mean Woo Jin has been building up to this revenge forever. He had a script Oh Dae Su followed to a tee. It wasn't building to the relationship between Mido and Oh Dae Su but it was building to Woo Jin's grand finale. Hence why the Sixth Sense comparison is horrible.

I guess if you look at revenge as an incredibly superficial and good emotion, satisfying revenge is, "me get hurt, me hurt back". I guess.

Posted by: googergieger at January 6, 2012 2:02 PM

No love for the original I Spit on Your Grave?

Posted by: Kyle Huckins at January 11, 2012 1:51 AM

The Horseman, the entire movie is one brutal revenge act after another, each of them completely justifiable. Kudo's to big7625 for mentioning Mad Max.

Posted by: jimgooseridesagain at January 11, 2012 2:22 AM

Since Commando is about rescuing a family member, and Lucky Number Slevin is terrible, this is not a very good list. Maybe if anything from Vengeance Trilogy, Point Blank, Dogville or I Saw the Devil was on here, this would be decent. There are so many great revenge movies listed in these comments, that you don't really have to re-imagine Man on Fire as a revenge movie. After all wasn't it more about a Bodyguard just doing his job than any actual revenge?

Posted by: Bumboclot at January 14, 2012 10:50 AM

I second Titus. I mean he feeds his enemy her children baked into a pie! It just doesn't get more delicious then that! :-)

Posted by: Ernie at January 15, 2012 8:32 AM

Hi there, nice post. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: Gambling Review at January 16, 2012 7:26 PM

Not a revenge film per se, but mention of Titus and the feeding of dead people to enemies made me think of the delicious ending to The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Great scene.

Posted by: TBone at January 19, 2012 4:14 PM