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Hey, That's My Bike? That's the title of a song? That's like some ADD kid's answer to Dude, Where's My Car?

I'm inclined to give Terry Crews a pass on account of it being a comedy and thus the worse he sings it, the more amusing the scene. But whither Gerard Butler in that atrocious adaptation of the Phantom of the Opera musical?

I didn't know Paltrow did a movie with Huey Lewis.

Ha! The Goop still sings like that. Two hands on the microphone, eyes closed. Gross.

Everything/everyone in Mamma Mia was terrible and I've seen the stage version 5 times. All around terrible, except for Dominic Cooper and Christine Baranski.

The 3 dad's were terribly miscast, only Firth skates because he's so adorable.

I talk to the perps
but they don't listen to me
I'd read them their rights
but they never hear
The scum haven't time
to stop and hear what I say
so I draw my gun
and blow them away...

A big "NO" for the Terry Crews inclusion. That man has been the bright spot in way too many horrendous movies ("Click", "White Chicks") and flat-out kicked ass in "Idiocracy" to be knocked in this way!

Huey Lewis, regardless of who he sings with, also does not deserve to be here. He recorded "If This Is It", people!

And yes, he's probably worn out his welcome, but I thought Michael Cera's performance was cute.

by the way, thanks for embedding the 'white chicks' clip. i had studiously avoided ever watching a single second of that steaming pile, and now my seal is broken. i don't get it - is that one of the wayans brothers under the white girl makeup? 'cause that's some major nightmare fuel, right there.

on second thought, i'd rather not know.

GOOP's inclusion on the list is just Dustin pandering to his readers. She doesn't belong. I'd put Ewan McGregor's performance in "Moulin Rouge" on this list before I'd include her. That guy equated SHOUTING with singing. I kept feeling so sorry for Nicole Kidman, having to endure him screaming at her just inches from her face.

The most glaring omission is Cameron Diaz in A Life Less Ordinary. She duets with Ewan McGregor, and her awfulness trumps Paltrow any day of the week.

Yikes.

Forbiddendonut - May take a moment, in the midst of my hating, to hate the habit using a "z" to make a plural, even if done sardonically? I think I can handle the multi-tasking, if I apply myself conscientiously. I'm sure I can draw on Jay's reserves of vitriol should mine become depleted.

Joey Lauren Adams in Chasing Amy.

Truly ghastly.

You somehow forgot Jerry O'Connell serenading Neve Campbell in SCREAM 2. Most likely you simply blocked that painful scene from memory.

"Hey, That's My Bike? That's the title of a song?"

Must be a Dutch song.

OH! I just thought of another one. Shannon Doherty in some wretched 90s band movie that I've only ever seen or heard of on VH1. She's GOD-awful.

I have not seen most of the movies on this list. But I _have_ watched Sexette, and it boggles my mind that a semi-mummified Mae West and young-enough-to-be-her-grandson Timothy Dalton ranks a mere #6 (as in, its awfulness is average).

I have to say, Antonio wasn't that horrible. Maybe I was blinded by his hotness, or Madonna's contacts, but, he was tolerable.

And lest you forget, John Wayne did a singing-cowboy movie at the very beginning of his career...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024500/plotsummary

I automatically thought of Rex Harrison's turns in Doctor Dolittle and My Fair Lady, but then I had to think...

Is it singing if you just intone the lyrics with a vaguely musical inflection?

Sexy Rexy was so hipster. He was Shatnering it up before Shatner was cool.

Oh, my God - Ewan McGregor's voice was TERRIBLE in Moulin Rouge (a movie I detested).

Yeah, but Ewan was charmingly Dean Martin-esque (minus the lungs) in A Life Less Ordinary, so his turn in Moulin Rouge is mitigated, right?

Nothing mitigates the GOOP. That said, I did roll my eyes when I saw the header picture, along with Forbiddendonut. It's old; she's not a monster, just a fool.

HOLD THE HELL ON.

There was NOTHING wrong with Ewan and Nicole's singing in Moulin Rouge! That movie was nothing without their performances and beautiful voices.

I'm sorry but i will cut a bitch for that movie. It gave Ewan, Nicole and Baz a lifetime pass for me.

Plus, their other singing performances (Ewan in 'Down With Love' and Nicole in 'Happy Feet, Nine, and 'Something Stupid' and Robbie Williams), they both have pleasant voices.

THE WORST has to have been Daniel Day-Lewis in 'Nine'. Absolutely horrible. Especially compared to the others like Fergie and Marion 'You didn't know i could sing like this, did you?' Cotillard.

I'm a little disappointed that none of the songs from the Popeye movie made it up here. Have you heard them? They're terrible!

Wait. Was that really Huey Lewis? I was joking. Good lord.

I thought Ewan did a great job in a terrible f'ing movie.

My vote is the entire soundtrack to Hudson Hawk.

Also, the rappin' old lady at the end of The Wedding Singer.
Maybe she was just unsettling. The whole helium singing, midgety voicey thing creeps me out.

No, no, no.

Because #1 and #2 on your list are not Oliver Reed and Jack Nicholson, both from Tommy, your list is an utter failure and completely wrong.

Ha.
Oliver Reed probably sang in Tommy just for spite BECAUSE Jack sang.
(I think Reed once referred to Nicholson as a dwarf or midget)

Even the producers of the musical "Oliver!" knew enough not to let Reed sing.

I actually thought that Antonio Banderas was terrific in Evita. Have I lost my mind?

I love that Michael Cera clip to this very day.

P.S. I saw someone call out Ewan McGregor in here. Fuck you. And this from someone who also hated that stupid fucking movie.

Figgy, God bless you for posting that "Simpsons" clip. I've never seen Paint Your Wagon, but I like to think that I have because I've seen that clip.

And the first thing I thought when I saw the title of this post was: "Everybody in Moulin Rouge had better be on this list." I am disappoint, Rowles.

GOOPie is uncomfortable to watch, but not nearly as uncomfortable is Lea Michele. Whenever she sings, she makes me feel like I'm the one who somehow made her cry so unattractively while singing. It makes me embarrassed for her.

GOOPie's voice isn't spectacular, but she can carry a tune and she has a decent timbre, which is more than I can say for Nicole Kidman's nasty falsetto. UGH. Makes me want to claw my skin right off my body.

To the defenders:

No, she can't carry a tune. Stop saying that she isn't that bad - she is!. Perhaps on Glee they can autotune her, but live, she actually does not hit the notes. She misses them. She sings out of tune. At least a little sharp or a little flat on almost every single note that she sings. It's as simple as that.

Say whatever you want about Gwyneth, but she was good...how can you put her in the same list as Pierce Brosnan? You just hate her.

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