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Mixing up Dennis Quaid and Harrison Ford? Shame.

cleverpeach -- It wasn't mixing it up so much as I found that image and used it rather than create one from scratch.

However cleverpeach, you can't convince me that Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan aren't the same person.

If Belluci is the Poor Man's Weisz...i don't see too much of a downturn in quality...sooooooo...

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REFRIGERATOR BOX?!

Sadly Angelina's become the poor man's Angelina.

Rachel Weisz vs. Monica Belluci

You saved the good shit to spark up with today, didn't ya?

Dustin- Just teasing!
Dangerous Dave- Jesus, I know. I probably spent five minutes trying to see any differences between them, any at all.

How is it possible that the Paxton-Pullman didn't make this list? GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

Charming Potato vs. Wentworth Miller

http://dancestothebeetofherowndrum.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/channing-tatum.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/Daretodreem45/wentworth-miller-20060913-160639.jpg

I'm gonna go wash the gay off me now.

Noooo. Not again. I was 30 days clean of Monica Bellucci and now you paired her up with Rachel "I look fucking hot in PVC" Weisz. Its going to be a long night. Thanks. Thanks allot.

Jason Lee and John Boyd (Arlo from 24)

I want to be that thin white line in between Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem. Kneeling, somewhere...in between them. Excuse me.

Oh Monica Belluci...just ask me woman. I'm yours.

You should realize he can win it with YOU!

What the hell does that mean?

I'd jump into that fray, Mr. Creosote, but I'm too busy learning how to juggle.

sorry D-Day, it won't wash off.

you have to wear it off.

And if only because we should be reminded every once in a while that this is out there;

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html

I've always known Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan looked _alot_ alike, but seeing them together like that... I mean, I keep staring at the pictures and I've gone from, "Hot!" to "Do me," to "Are they brothers?" to "Wait. Have I ever seen them in the same room?" to "Wait, why haven't I seen them in my bedroom," to "Oh my God, why do I know that the only difference between the two of them is the placement of a little puffiness (eyes for Javier and chin for Jeffery)" to sobbing from total confusion.

I think this comes from the fact that as a very small baby (months old, apparently) my paternal grandparents watched me when my parents went on dates sometimes. Apparently I cried when my grandmother held me (I knew to distrust Irish Gingers from the beginning), but when my grandfather held me, I laughed and cooed and played. That night when my parents got home and I saw my father and grandfather in the same room apparently I got all bug-eyed and kept looking back and forth between the two. This confused the hell out of my little baby brain since I thought that my grandfather was my father.

Basically, I think I have a subconscious fear of always being conned by a doppleganger. Fuck you, movie {SPOILER OF A FLICK FOUR YEARS OLD} The Illusionist.

Thanks for the therapy, suckers.

Oh and is Monica Belluci really a pour mans Wiesz? I feel like they're both insanely attractive, but different enough.

And I'd like to respectfully submit Rachel Bilson as the poor mans Mila Kunis. Those too would have that Home Alone kid seeing double.

And I'd like to respectfully submit Rachel Bilson as the poor mans Mila Kunis.

As Richard Harris told Harrison Ford, I'm sayin this til I'm blue in the face! Seven years on I still think it's true.

I loved/shuddered at this post. Creepy doppelgangers abound! I would only add this -- River Phoenix vs Emile Hirsch. Back me up on this, people.

If by "poor man," you mean "heart-stoppingly sexy," then yeah I agree about that Belluci/Weisz statement.

Wait, what? Monica Belluci is the poor-man's Rachel Weisz? No. No way.

As much as I dislike Dan Fogler and think he's a pretty hacky actor, he is the award winning thespian in that sparring match and far as I know, a Tony Award win has more clout than an MTV Movie Award.

Though, perhaps I should take that back, as Fogler lucked into a win for one of the hackiest performances to ever hoof on a Broadway stage by someone under the age of geriatric. Woof. If there was one thing I could change in the original Broadway production of ...Spelling Bee, it would be casting someone who understood character development entailed more than putting on a silly voice and an ill-fitting white shirt. Yuck.

Jack Black did star in some of the worst comedy films of the past decade. Then again, Dan Fogler starred in Balls of Fury.

I see your point. I retract my objection.

Taryn Manning looks like that girl at every party who's dancing topless by herself way too early in the evening and wakes up either face down in a puddle of her own vomit or face up under a total stranger.

Why does Michael Keaton look like he's going to eat me?

Christina Hendricks' right boob vs. Christina Hendricks' left boob, because each boob is bigger than the other actor's heads.

Somehow, I think I knew this but, MM, you're a lady?

This changes my fantasies. But only slightly.

Only slightly.

Haha, just now realizing that in my comment I put "pour" man and "so crazy close, it's crazy." Ha, I'm a dumb ass.

Sadly, Luke Wilson doesn't look so much like that anymore. He's got a bit of the bloat going on.

Is Michael Keaton wearing pale pink lipstick?

Jeff Daniels looks like a homeless man who was riding in a convertible.

Also, there's no way to convince me that Javier Bardem and Jeffery Dean Morgan are not the same person. Especially based on the photos. If they're in the same place at the same time, does some sort of rip in the space/time continuum occur?

In the calculus of unfavorable comparisons between actors, the disparaging "the poor man's" is the derivative, and the flattering "the thinking man's" is the integral.

Clear consensus on the Weixckxz vs. Bellucci bullshit. Monica Bellucci is no poor man's nothin', except fantasy. We've all seen Malena, right?

Jake Gyllenhaal v. Sean Maher.

What about Jack Nicholson v. Christian Slater?

Sam Worthington VS Gerard Butler. ROUND 1, FIGHT!

And I gotta throw my hat in too and declare the Rachel Weisz/Monica Belluci combo to be a win win. Both are great actresses(seriously, look up some of Belluci's European films, girl's got acting chops) who are mind-blowingly hot, and both have had their share of blockbuster mindless fare(Constantine and The Mummy for Weisz, Shoot 'Em Up and The Matrix for Belluci). But I say they're both actually pretty damn awesome. It's unfair to say one of them is a lesser version of the other.

Oh, Rachel Weisz/Monica Belluci. Why are you two so gaawwjuss?

Some on the top of my head: Heath Ledger/Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry (but Zooey beats Katy by miles), Demi Moore/Courtney Cox.

When I was little, I used to confuse Jeff Bridges and Jeff Daniels because of their names, and Jeff Daniels and Dave Coulier 'cause of their looks. But now, I can tell who's the weakest of that bunch.

I'm joining the Weisz/Belluci outrage. And I will stop at that because I will now proceed to drool over both of them. So...carry on, I'm busy.

Rhyme now you've got me thinking of who would win in an odd farm animal face off.

Bradley "Emu" Cooper or Taylor "Llama" Lautner

In women its very common.

Keira Knightley / Kate Bosworth / Malin Åkerman

katy perry / Zooey Deschanel

Jenifer Love Hewitt / Eva Lonoria

Hillary Duff / Rashida Jones

JDM and JB don't even get the same kinds of roles, so it's hard to compare them in that sense as actors. They do LOOK a lot alike.

BTW, this idea is begging for a comment diversion.

Amy Adams vs. Isla Fisher.

Now you're talkin

OK, I positively hate myself for succumbing to my inner PC-unfriendly demons but this Bellucci episode finally made me write out loud the first thought that comes to my mind after reading most of Dustin's posts: how is this guy straight is beyond me. Anyway, I'd love to see that poor Monica-banging dude. Somehow I'm sure he ain't bitching about the economy...

I have no problem stating that I love Mark Fuerstein, so I'll admit that I'm biased, but I cannot believe that you'd compare him to Brekin Meyer. Seriously?

The Meyer/ Seth Green comparison suggested above is much more apropos.

Steve Martin (2.0) vs. Michael Keaton (2.0)

???

That doesn't make any sense.

soooo.... you're saying Monica Bellucci can't act? Just to be clear.

I used to say that Amanda Peet was the thinking man's Denise Richards.

Since then, I don't know why I ever compared Peet to Richards. I should write her (Peet) an apology.

Honest to shit, I thought Albert Finney and Brian Cox were the same person up until about fifty seconds ago. Jeezum shitwitches, they're identical! IDENTICAMAL!

And for the record, Michael Cera looks like he eats human organs in the dark. Like he's got a cooler of them hidden in a secret compartment of his pantry...

Skitz: Hey, thanks for inviting me over for cribbage, Michale Cera.

Michael Cera: My pleasure, Skitz - I can't believe it's taken us this long to get together.

Skitz: Me neither, Michael Cera. Say, do you have some Triscuits or something?

Michael Cera: Sure do, new best friend - they're in the pantry.

Skitz: Thanks, Michael Cera. I'm lookng forward to many good times with you.

[...eats Triscuits...]

See? The moral of the story here is that Michael Cera is really, really good at concealing the fact that he dines on the life-giving organs of wayward human beings*. So good, in fact, that he'd be more than willing to let me root around in his pantry. Let that be a lesson, my friends. Let that be a lesson...

(* hobos, mostly...)

When I was young I used to sometimes mix up Helen Hunt and Jodie Foster.

Oh and somebody mentioned Amanda Peet. I was positive for a good while that she was in the last season of Just Shoot Me as Vicki(?), but shockingly it was just some other actress.

javier bardem looks really good in those pictures.

Tyler Perry is the poor man's Satan.

being italian she can't fool me with her "I'm a good actor you just don't get it because I have an accent". she sucks balls, it's a well known fact and in italy we just laugh our asses off cause she managed to fool france. please dont tell me you got fooled as well. she has a great freaking body, she is beautiful and that's that.

Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski

Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhall

Laura Linney and Joan Allen

Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are freaking me the hell out. That's insane.

And I've been in agreement about Timothy Olyphant and Josh Duhamel since the premiere of Justified (amazing show, by the way). I don't hate Duhamel. In fact, I feel like he could have Olyphant's career if he hadn't married Meth Face. Way to ruin yourself, dude. Olyphant, on the other hand, is the hottest DILF ever. Can you imagine if you were in high school and that was your friend's dad?

Lizzy Caplan vs Rashida Jones. Thoughts?

Steve Zahn / Zach Galifianakis, in some order.

Probably they're both poor.

Brian Dennehey - Joe Don Baker.

GO!

Famke Janssen / Bridget Monyhan
Seriously.Now I am off to google more random stuff.
Oh, thanks for entertaining me