Say Hello to My Little Friends: The 2012 Emmy Fashion Roundup
Never mind who won the awards, let's talk fashion!
We're Back on the Market and You Will Take Notice:
Winner of the Best Cleavage Award: Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney
Seal Who? Heidi Klum in Alexandre Vauthier
I Like You, But Not Quite Enough for Best Dress:
Stunning, Even Though You Could See Her Undies. Julianne Moore in Dior Couture
Sofia I-Always-Look-Hot-Vergara in Zuhair Murad
Looking a Little Washed Out, But Still Super Pretty. Elizabeth Moss in Dolce & Gabbana
Emily "Stealth Boobs" Vancamp in J. Mendel. (I Keep Imagining This in Magenta.)
Kerry Washington in Vivienne Westwood. Stand Up Straight, You Look Gorgeous!
You Win a Big, Fat, "Meh":
Hayden Panttiere in Marchesa. Too Mature.
Zooey Deschanel in Reem Acra. Can We Be Done with Her Quirkiness Now?
You're Trying Just a Little Too Hard with the Edgy Thing; January Jones in Zac Posen.
There's Nothing Really Wrong Here, But...Julie Bowen in Monique Lhuillier.
Bangin' Bod: Edie Falco in Stella McCartney.
Wrong Color: Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Vera Wang.
Gets Her Own Category Because She's Jessica Mothereffin' Lange:
Jessica Lange in J. Mendel.
If Only Something Were Different:
The Hair. Connie Britton in Andrew Gn.
The Fit. Lena Dunham in Prada.
The White. If Only This Had Been All in the Blue...Nicole Kidman in Antonio Berardi.
The Color. (But Yes, You Did Get Us All to Look At Your Beautiful Face.) Christina Hendricks in Christian Siriano.
The Make-Up. Where Is It? Anna Gunn in Chopard.
The Shape. This Color Was So Good on You, But...Claire Danes in Lanvin.
What Were You Thinking?
No, No, and No. Ginnifer Goodwin in Monique Lhuillier.
Curtains? Bedspread? Tablecloth? Julianna Margulies in Giambattista Valli.
No Wonder Shoshanna Was a Virgin. Zosia Mamet in Bihbu Mahopatra.
I Do Not Understand. Martha Plimpton in Christian Siriano.
Um. Ellen Degeneres, and Portia De Rossi in a Maison Valentino Jumpsuit.
There Are No Words. Ashley Judd in Carolina Herrera.
A Mixed Bag-O-Boys-to-Men:
The Golden Boy. Aaron Paul (and fiancee Lauren Parsekian).
Does It Even Matter What He Wears? Jon Hamm (and Jennifer Westfeldt).
Lookin' Good. Bryan Cranston.
Need Better Shoes. Peter Dinklage (and Erica Schmidt).
Icky Bow Tie. Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
Clean Living Suits You, Alec Baldwin (and Hilaria Thomas).
The Golden Couple: Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.
Er, Nice Shoelaces? Michael C. Hall (and Morgan Macgregor).
Bachelor Party Attendee, Kevin Costner (with Christine Baumgartner).
Somehow, This Looked Better on Television:
Morena Baccarin in Basil Soda.
Leslie Mann in Naeem Khan.
Recipients of the "Why You Want to Look So Sad?" Award:
Wrinkly. Michelle Dockery in Louis Vuitton.
YOU NEED COLOR. Kristen Wiig in Balenciaga.
Funereal. Melissa McCarthy in a Dress Co-designed by Herself and Daniele Kurrle (and Ben Falcone).
I Don't Get It. Emilia Clarke in Chanel.
Stunning! Lucy Liu in Versace.
This Is How to Do Boobs, Christina Hendricks. Kat Dennings in J. Mendel.
Simple. Clean. Beautiful. Jessica Pare in Jason Wu.
Interesting and Different. Lily Rabe in Tadashi Shoji.
The More I Saw It, The Better I Liked It. Tina Fey in Vivienne Westwood.
Cindy Davis watches awards shows for the fashion.
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