Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | March 20, 2012
For those of you who don’t know, this past weekend Anaheim played host to WonderCon. No, not ComicCon, you jocks, that’s the Summer Nerdfest. WonderCon is the comic book/geek culture convention that takes place every spring in the San Francisco Bay Area…at least…it used to. This year the Con moved down south which I find un-f*cking-fair on a very personal level because, as evidenced by the image above, your faithful Northern California reporter missed out on some primo stalking opportunities. Yup, that there is Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender acting out the Prometheus trailer for what must have been a delighted crowd. Completely, supremely, cosmically unfair. Much like you, gentle readers, I’ll just have to live vicariously through photos. You know, like I do with all the other neat-o crap Southern California gets to host. Those bastards get EVERYTHING. Ahem. Anyway, word on the street is that WonderCon will be returning to the slightly frosty bosom of the Bay Area next year, in which case I will try to follow as many of these rules as possible in order to win WonderCon in 2013. Everyone loves a winner.
Come In Costume
Better Yet, A Group Costume
Hit The Gym
Be A Vivacious Nerd Icon
Be A Bodacious Nerd Icon
Sit Next To Charlize
Stand Next To Charlize (K. Stew has never looked so charming.)
If At All Possible, Be Charlize (She said of her recent spat of villainous roles “Picasso had his blue period, this is my b*tch period.)
Somehow Find A Shorter Skirt Than Pond’s
Cuddle Up With Pacey…Because That’s Nice
Keep It Elementary
Or Go Flashy
Have Barely Anything Covering Your Power Girls
Have Even Less Covering Your Power Boys
Cross Dress
X-Dress
Mash-Up Unrelated Nerdverses
Accessorize
Start A Fight
Win A Fight
Encourage The Younger Generation
Aven———**gurgle**
SERIOUSLY THIS IS TOO CUTE
