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Ranking Today's 25 Most Successful Comedy Actors By Winning Percentage

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (34)



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Each year, it feels like a new comedy star is born to feature films, and each year, we watch another one of the once great comedy stars sell out to broader and broader comedy. It happens with all the great comedy actors, but it seems to be happening today with a more alarming speed. It took Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin over a decade to sell out; Russell Brand jumped on the first opportunity he got. Kevin James didn’t even earn the right to sell out before he did.

The two breakout comedy stars of 2011 so far are Kristen Wiig (Bridesmaids) and Charlie Day (Horrible Bosses), both of whom found limited fame on the small screen before landing big roles in feature films. Right now, I can’t envision a scenario in which I wouldn’t want to see a Charlie Day film. Ever. But I also felt similarly about Vince Vaughn after Swingers, Will Ferrell after Old School, and even Zach Galifianakis after The Hangover. Now, it’d take a lot to excite me about any of their upcoming projects. I hate to imagine that, one day, I’ll feel the same about Charlie Day. But it’s almost inevitable. No comedy actor can strike gold each time out. Failures are inevitable. It seems the longer a big comedy actor works, the lower his winning percentage becomes.

I put that to the test today, and ranked the top 25 actors and actresses known for the comedy roles by their winning percentage. I chose only actors and actresses who have released relevant movies within the last two years (which excludes someone like Martin Lawrence, despite Big Momma’s House: Like Father, Like Son). Obviously, there’s a fair amount of subjectivity that might go into a list like this, in choosing which movies succeeded and which did not. The success ratio is thus based on my own comedic sensibilities and the overall general consensus of a mildly discerning viewer. That is to say: A movie like Step Brothers or Billy Madison goes into the win column, but How to Lose a Guy in 10 Dates does not. Note, too, that only comedies are included in the percentages (for instance, Matthew McConaughey overall percentage is probably close to 15 percent, but his percentage as a comedic actor is zero). Moreover, with each actor, the winning percentage only begins after their breakthrough comedic role, and it only counts if they had a crucial comedic role in the movie.

In other words, there’s a lot of bullshit criteria, and since I’m not showing my math, go ahead and take the results with a grain of salt. What it does say, however, is that even the best comedy actors don’t make hilarious movies even 70 percent of the time. In fact, the top two, Jonah Hill and Jason Segal, don’t yet have a long filmography, so if you want to assess a comedy actor based on a longer track record, Paul Rudd is likely the most successful of the bunch with a modest 58 percent winning percentage.

1. Jonah Hill: 66 percent (starting with Knocked Up)

2. Jason Segal: 60 percent (starting with Knocked Up)

3. Paul Rudd: 58 percent (starting with Clueless)

4. Seth Rogen: 57 percent (starting with 40 Year Old Virgin)

5. Steve Carell: 50 percent (starting with 40 Year Old Virgin)

6. Jim Carrey: 50 percent (starting with Ace Ventura)

7. Reese Witherspoon: 50 percent (starting with Pleasantville)

8. Danny McBride: 50 percent (starting with Pineapple Express)

9. Russell Brand: 50 percent (starting with Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

10. Ben Stiller: 45 percent (starting with Cable Guy)

11. Will Ferrell: 41 percent (starting with Old School)

12. Vince Vaughn: 41 percent (starting with Swingers)

13. Cameron Diaz: 54 percent (starting with My Best Friend’s Wedding)

14. Jack Black: 33 percent (starting with High Fidelity)

15. Owen Wilson: 28 percent (starting with Bottle Rocket)

16. Sarah Jessica Parker: 27 percent (starting with Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)

17. Zach Galifianakis: 25 percent (starting with The Hangover)

18. Adam Sandler: 23 percent (starting with Billy Madison)

19. Sandra Bullock: 20 percent (starting with While You Were Sleeping)

20. Jennifer Aniston: 20 percent (starting with Office Space)

21. Katherine Heigl: 20 percent (starting with Knocked Up)

22. Matthew McConaughey: 0 percent (starting with EdTV)

23. Kate Hudson: 0 percent (starting with How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days )

24. Ashton Kutcher: 0 percent (starting with Dude, Where’s My Car?)

25. Kevin James: 0 percent (starting with Hitch)

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Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 3:15 PM

You didn't like Hitch? Oh right Pajiba hates on Will Smith...I forgot.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at July 11, 2011 3:15 PM

That header image loadly blurrily on my screen, and it looked to me like Paul Rudd was holding a large amount of bright red, freshly ground meat, and I was horrified, HORRIFIED, that someone would do a photo shoot of my precious Rudd butchering cute little poodles.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 11, 2011 3:18 PM

This begs two questions:
1) Why is Paul Rudd dying puppies pink?
2) Why am I not with him?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 11, 2011 3:19 PM

You should have included
Michael Cera
Drew Barrymore
Ellen Page (too early?)
Tina Fey (too early?)
Kevin Smith

Posted by: John W at July 11, 2011 3:20 PM

1. They can't dye themselves.
2. You lost the silent auction Socrates.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 3:21 PM

...and Emma Stone

Posted by: John W at July 11, 2011 3:21 PM

Of this list, there are only six actors that I think are consistently funny, and only eight that don't fill me with an existential despair.

Posted by: elgarcon at July 11, 2011 3:21 PM

STEP-BROTHERS IS A WIN???

I'm so confused...

Posted by: couch and pants at July 11, 2011 3:21 PM

Paul Rudd Paul Rudd Paul Rudd.

(sorry, I just couldn't contain it)

Posted by: MM at July 11, 2011 3:25 PM

Pleasantville was a comedy? I guess I should've laughed...


Also, why not start Ben Stiller with Reality Bites?

Posted by: b at July 11, 2011 3:31 PM

You're confused couch and pants ? I posted a haiku in response to Blake Schrapnel's obsessiing and now his/her/hirm/hes post has jumped down the page and my riposte precedes its conterpart.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 3:32 PM

This begs two questions:

No, it doesn't. In fact, nothing can "beg two questions".

Posted by: pissant at July 11, 2011 3:33 PM

I see you take issue with me using it's oft-used (and apparently incorrect) context. Whether they were begged or not, the questions still exist.

And damn, I knew I shouldn't have wasted all my silent auction capital on gp. (And by the way if Paul was actually grinding the puppies, I'm sure he'd somehow make that awesome as well.)

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 11, 2011 3:40 PM

This isn't really fair to Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up was a win despite her.

Posted by: LEROOOY at July 11, 2011 3:54 PM

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
PLEASE DON'T BAN ME
INGSOC SHAVE

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at July 11, 2011 4:11 PM

Please stop deleting
Blake Schrapnel's posts 'cause they were
More fun than Dustin

Posted by: Jayne at July 11, 2011 4:14 PM

I see you take issue with me using it's oft-used (and apparently incorrect) context. Whether they were begged or not, the questions still exist.

Well, yeah, they exist. However, but you could (some, such as I, would say should) say it raises two questions. Begging the question is a logical fallacy.

http://begthequestion.info/

Posted by: pissant at July 11, 2011 4:35 PM

So try his email.
Instead of retreading like
Galifianakis.

Posted by: branded at July 11, 2011 4:37 PM

Why is Cameron Diaz at 54 percent, listed in the 40's... and how do 0 percent actors/actresses make the list? Shouldn't it just be a top 20 list with Rainbow Killer lopped off?
Oh... this must be that "fuzzy" Math I've heard about..

Posted by: antietam at July 11, 2011 4:38 PM

I thought McConaughey was hilarious in Reign of Fire.

Posted by: Groundloop at July 11, 2011 5:11 PM

Sweet Zombie Jesus, there isn't a single person on that list I'd walk across a busy street to urinate on if they were on fire.

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 11, 2011 5:24 PM

if you torture the numbers long enough, they will admit to anything.

Posted by: hattie at July 11, 2011 5:57 PM

Anyone else mildly alarmed with how many second parenthesis are missing?

Did you even read this before posting?

Posted by: Sam at July 11, 2011 7:14 PM

I love me some Jason Segal, but mostly and originally because of my beloved Freaks and Geeks. He is the best part of that very excellent high quality show. I bought the yearbook edition and even my kids love it. Jason's Nick is so uncomfortable in his skin and so wrapped up in teen angst -- I adore Jason Segal for making Nick so uncomfortably real.

Looking at the 180 character he does in I Love You Man...it's hard not to see his talent. Also, I really love a guy who can bring a Dracula Musical to life without any irony or ham-handed har-har smirky asides.

Posted by: klingonfree at July 11, 2011 7:55 PM

What is going on today with the comments? everyone seems super bitchy. Have I just been out of the loop for too long (is a week too long?). Who is this Blake Schrapnel and why are people flipping out over them and parenthesis and other things?!

Googedamnit when will I ever fit in!?

Posted by: beet salad at July 11, 2011 8:27 PM

How to Lose a Guy
is so much funnier than
Billy Madison.

Posted by: TWoPFan at July 11, 2011 9:31 PM

I can't remember if we actually had a poll but it sure would be nice to have one on a few of these subjects. I know we write our own lists and all but I think a poll would give more validity to commentors

Posted by: Candy at July 12, 2011 12:57 AM

No wonder comedy isn't funny

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 12, 2011 8:42 AM

Where are Tom Hanks and Bill Murray? Larry Crowne may suck but it is a comedy. Fantastic Mr. Fox may be animated but it is a comedy. It may be more of a cameo for Murray, but Zombieland is a comedy too. Both guys are known as comedic actors even if they do more dramas these days

Posted by: ed newman at July 12, 2011 9:57 AM

Apparently, Will Ferrell wasn't in Zoolander, or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Or maybe those roles weren't comedic enough?

Posted by: t paine at July 12, 2011 10:36 AM

@TWoPFan

I must disagree
I award you no points and may God have...
Mercy on your soul

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 12, 2011 11:33 AM

Haiku phail. Let me try again.

Just...no. I award
You no points and may God have
Mercy on your soul

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 12, 2011 11:36 AM

Oh my god. He did it....Blue Steel

Posted by: guy rossi at July 12, 2011 12:41 PM