[On Norbit] OK..this movie norbit.. i watched the first time i dint like it.. i watched it again on HBO..now there was somethin about it.. just somethin i cant put in words.. damn.. i have watched this movie 100 times now!! the comedy is hilarious! HOW YOUU DOINGGGGGGGGG
[On John Tucker Must Die] you should totally make a sequel to john tucker must die i love that movie it is my favorite movie ever!! i really liked it when john tucker took off his shirt, when he climbed over the balcony, and when he said he was whipped. i want to know what happened to John and Kate they like made the hottest couple!!!i so wanna buy the movie and i want 2 see the second one if there is one and you should totally make one. me and my friends went to go see it again right after we saw it the first time!!!!! that scene with john going into the wrong room was hilarious. and when all the guys started to wear the thongs when john did it and when he took the estrogen pills was hilarious!!
[On The Big Lebowski] I was quite interested in watching it.I thought it would be a 2 hours of laughter marathon.In the end i realized i didn't even laugh a single time.
the whole story is hardly bears any meaning and there were some jokes i didn't get at all.
One more important point is IMDb has been very poor in case of judging comedies.I just found "Monty Python and the holy grail" the same boring as Big Lebowski.
[On Raiders of the Lost Ark] i really don't get what people see in this film. it looks cheap. the story is cheap. the acting is poor. this is by far the worst film by Spielberg. first, i thought "okay, if that film is directed by Spielberg, it should be fun with a little bit of brain at least." but then i couldn't believe it. in every long minute of the film i asked myself "when will the story begin?" and after two hours i was completely disenchanted and yearned to the end. in my opinion the film is just for fans of poor action who give a damn about a good plot. seeing this film rated for one of the best ever makes me cry. really cry.
4. People Who Follow Justin Bieber on Twitter
Examples of Their Work
My name is BELIEBER. My blood is PURPLE. I speak Bieberish. I live in Bieber's world, Justin Bieber is my Hero and I'm a proud Belieber. ♥
I say omb instead of omg. Oh yes I'm a belieber!
OMFG THERES A RUCKA RUCKA ALI PARODY OF BREAK YOUR HEART AND IN THE FIRST CHORUS IT SAYS HOW JUSTIN BIEBER IS BORN
ladies who would you rather get your pussy eatin from, justin bieber or lil twist?
so when bieber first came on i was in the bath room and i was like omfg. i peed two secs then ran out after washing hands lmao
OMFG. they have bieber singing tooth brushes. omg. im so getting one, ima be like "yeah i had bieber in my mouth lastnight." ROFL.
3. Fox News Commenters (Dumb and racist)
Examples of Their Work
Whatever kills Muslims, be it one at a time or a thousand at a time, works for me.
[On Michelle Obama's trip to India]: HIDE DA BANANAS ... MICHELLEY IS COMING.
The monkey catchers in India must be better at it than over here. We've been trying to catch a certain undocumented Kenyan born monkey for over two years but the courts keep throwing out the complaints.
[On the dismissal of a Black Panther case] I wish I was there to give them nappy turds some stick time. Darn, I miss Philly.
DRAG'M BEHIND A TRUCK.
[Headline: What Does Michelle Want?] Whip her and send her into the fields.