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Oh, Santa: The 7 Naughtiest Movies of 2011

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (10)



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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Why It’s Naughty: Vampire monkey sex! Splintered headboards. Oh, and also the C-section by mouth.

Bridesmaids

Why It’s Naughty: There was a certain naughty factor to the bathroom puking/sh*tting scene, but the real reason is that Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig provided funniest sex montage of the year.

Bad Teacher

Why It’s Naughty: Terrible movie, but the car wash scene did briefly remind us that Cameron Diaz can, on occasion, still flaunt it.

Horrible Bosses

Why It’s Naughty: It took 15 years, but Jennifer Aniston finally demonstrated an ability to be sexy, although I could not fathom that some of the words coming out of her mouth belonged to her, like “I want you to f*ck me in the mouth” and “You’re going to give me that dong, Dale.” This is not how Rachel Green speaks.

Your Highness

Why It’s Naughty: The only reason anyone even considered watching Your Highness was Natalie Portman’s thong scene, but as the box-office receipts indicated, most just waited until it arrived on YouTube.

Friends with Benefits

Why It Was Naughty: The criminally underseen romantic comedy, the best studio rom com of the year, provided all the Justin Timberlake bare-ass you could ask for, plus — as this enterprising YouTuber has documented — Mila Kunis’ sideboob.

Shame

Why It’s Naughty: Uhhh. If you have to ask, then you’ve clearly never read any of Joanna’s posts. Also, Fasschlong.










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Comments

I fucking LOVED Friends With Benefits.

"I'm good at this."

"Who told you that?"

"Everyone."

"Were their vaginas made of burlap?"

Posted by: Arran at December 23, 2011 12:16 AM

Oh, Jon Hamm. I have never loved you more than when I saw you making those RIDICULOUS faces. You're a delight.

Posted by: figgy at December 23, 2011 12:22 AM

You know Portman used an ass double, right? She had to use an ass double.

Posted by: stump at December 23, 2011 4:31 AM

I just want to add to the wonderful list:

Keira Knightley being spanked by Michael Fassbender.

Posted by: Jay at December 23, 2011 8:41 AM

When will you people recognize that bridesmaids was a piece of shit.

Posted by: Chuck knows at December 23, 2011 9:23 AM

"When will you people recognize that bridesmaids was a piece of shit."

I dunno. The same day you recognize that opinions and facts aren't the same thing?

Posted by: Craig at December 23, 2011 10:34 AM

There's not enough makeup and cutoff jean short-shorts in the world to make me think Cameron Diaz is hot.

Posted by: , at December 23, 2011 11:10 AM

Bad Teacher was awesome. I can't believe how many people loved Bridesmaids and how many trashed Bad Teacher.

Posted by: Kat at December 23, 2011 12:05 PM

"I dunno. The same day you recognize that opinions and facts aren't the same thing?"
Coincidentally, you and your opinions are both wrong.

Posted by: morgaen at December 23, 2011 4:24 PM

Jennifer Aniston will never ever be funny. That clip is proof. Spacey and Farrell did wonders playing their 'horrible boss' parts but Aniston was trying so hard it was difficult for me to keep watching.
And the Stoddens scare me.

Posted by: severine at December 24, 2011 9:06 AM