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My Best Imitation Of Myself: TV And Film's Funniest Self-Satires

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (34)



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Try as we might to separate our impressions of actors and their personalities from their performances, it’s a nearly impossible task. With the constant scrutiny of the tabloid lens and the 24-hour news and internet cycle, who an actor is ends up mattering almost as much, if not more, as what they do. And while the curiosity of the public about the lifestyles of the rich and famous is nothing new, it can be deflating for some of Hollywood’s more important players to climb so high only to be brought so low. And then there are the few, the happy few, who have a healthy sense of humor about it. More often than not, an actor who can mock himself is even more beloved by the public. Here are my favorite actors who have eschewed self-importance for self-satire.

Neil Patrick Harris—Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle: This was the first example to come to mind. In just a handful of scenes, this man went from “Dougie Howser” to “NPH.” The version of Neil Patrick Harris in this film and the subsequent sequels is way off the mark (douchey, hetero, drug fiend), but I suspect his performance here helped him snag the role of womanizer Barney Stinson in “How I Met Your Mother” which, in turn, made NPH a household name once again.
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Cate Blanchett—Coffee and Cigarettes: Jim Jarmusch’s 2003 film is actually a collection of vignettes filmed over several years, many of which feature famous faces playing versions of themselves. And though the Steve Coogan/Alfred Molina bit runs a close second, my favorite segment belongs to Cate Blanchett playing both a subtly smug version of herself and her rough and tumble black sheep cousin. This here is self-satire at its most refined.

Ted Danson—“Curb Your Enthusiasm”: After years and years of playing good guy playboys and handsome leading men, Ted Danson took the plunge and played an arrogant, conniving version of himself on Larry David’s own self-satire sitcom. Like NPH, Danson reaped the benefit of this drastic image change, landing himself a villainous role on “Damages.”

Bob Saget—“Entourage”: While Saget had already busted his wholesome “Full House” image wide open with a few lines in 1998’s “Half Baked,” he let it all hang out on “Entourage,” cussing and whoring and essentially crapping all over his Danny Tanner reputation. He has, of course, returned to that squeaky clean image somewhat with his role as the voice of Ted Mosby on “How I Met Your Mother,” but this is how I prefer to remember him.

Tom Hanks—“Saturday Night Live”: Nearly every guest who hosts “SNL” plays a version of themselves at some point on the show. (Steve Martin is a favorite.) Usually, in those cases, the host acts as a straight man while the cast has all the fun. But when Will Ferrell hosted the show, Tom Hanks got to guest-star and even managed to upstage Darrell Hammond’s Sean Connery. This is my favorite “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketch and one of the best things Tom Hanks has ever done.

John Malkovich—Being John Malkovich: Malkovich, Malkovich?
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Orlando Bloom—“Extras”: Ricky Gervais’s fantastic show allowed for so many excellent self-satires during its three seasons. I almost went with Daniel Radcliffe or Kate Winslet, but there’s something about Orlando Bloom’s willingness to destroy his Hollywood heartthrob image that will always endear him to me.

Andy Richter—“Arrested Development”: Andy Richter played not only an *sshole version of himself, but also the quintuplets Donnie, Chareth, Rocky, and Emmitt Richter. That’s impressive.

Billy Zane—Zoolander: While not the strongest self-satire on the list, I include this scene because, well, Billy Zane is a cool dude. Also, how sad is it that after years in the film industry, this is what Zane is best known for.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck—“Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back”: Damon was great on “Entourage,” but never better than here, reunited with his longtime bro Ben Affleck. How do you like them apples, indeed.

Bill Murray—Zombieland: An odd highlight to an already stellar movie, Bill Murray’s portrayal of himself is weird and fun and utterly without ego.

Topher Grace, Joshua Jackson (R.I.P.), Holly Marie Combs, Shane West, That Kid From “7th Heaven”—Ocean’s Eleven: It was a stroke of genius to cast these WB stars (and Topher) as easily duped Hollywood youth. And though their presence dates the film, it remains a highlight for most of them. Oh yeah, Barry Watson, I’m looking at you, kid.

Steve Guttenberg—“Party Down”: Series creator Rob Marshall somehow convinced nearly every single actor from his other show, “Veronica Mars,” to make an appearance on this short-lived gem. But Steve Guttenberg, as Steve Guttenberg, is by far the best and this episode is a high point in the show’s run. Creepily friendly, off-puttingly enthusiastic and supremely well-endowed (on the chestal region), this fictional Steve Guttenberg is the greatest. By the by, that’s two Three Men And A Baby cast members on this list. Your move, Selleck.

James Van Der Beek—All The Things: This list was, in fact, inspired by none other than Dawson himself who seems to be making an industry out of self-satire. First, well, first there was actually Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back. And then there was this cute little “Funny Or Die” video.

Then the wonderful James Van Der Memes. (This is The Beek doing a mean Katie Holmes.)
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And, coming in April, Van Der Beek will be playing himself on a weekly basis in ABC’s new sitcom “Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23.” I don’t wanna wait.









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Comments

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Posted by: CaltroitD at January 12, 2012 1:40 AM

Ben Stiller in that Jack Jones video or better still Ben Stillers' DVD commentary on Dodgeball, a lot funnier than the movie. Bill Murray in every film he's ever been in except of course for Where The Buffalo Roam and that war flick he did years ago.

Posted by: jimgooseridesagain at January 12, 2012 1:55 AM

I might have to watch "Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23" just to see Krysten Ritter. I've only seen her in "She's Out of My League", in which she played kind of an April Ludgate-type character. But she pulled that off well and she is really pretty.

Posted by: Dave at January 12, 2012 1:59 AM

Van Der Beek was also in the only episode of After Lately that I've seen playing himself wearing the same shirt as some other guy...and in a Mike Doughty song.

Posted by: Me at January 12, 2012 2:23 AM

Bah, The Razor's Edge was still decent.

Posted by: Protoguy at January 12, 2012 2:25 AM

Great. Thank you very much, you sons of bitches, That's just fucking fantastic. All I'm gonna have in my head, ALL GODDAMN DAY now, is Malkovich tits. It's almost enough for one to pray that Balabageddon comes far sooner than prophecised.

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Posted by: zeke the pig at January 12, 2012 4:10 AM

No love for Matt LeBlanc in Episodes?

Posted by: kirbyjay at January 12, 2012 5:41 AM

Mark Wahlberg accosting Andy Samberg on SNL?

Posted by: kirbyjay at January 12, 2012 5:43 AM

Ben Stiller intro to the pilot of Heat Vision and Jack. Camera Change.

Posted by: Bucko at January 12, 2012 7:40 AM

Billy Zane is not best known for Zoolander, thank you very much. Okay, maybe he is, but I will always love him for his role in Tales from the Crypt's Demon Knight.

Posted by: TwoLeftShoes at January 12, 2012 7:59 AM

Matt Damon's aborted appearances on Jimmy Kimmel...all leading up to the amazing "I'm fucking Matt Damon." thing.

Posted by: klingonfree at January 12, 2012 8:44 AM

May I respectfully submit one Mr. Rick Springfield on season 3 of "Californication"? (He makes a great anti-teen idol and he's still quite hot (showing my age, he was my first concert ever.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FY6Si1avLo

Posted by: SugarKane at January 12, 2012 9:34 AM

I'm going to have to go with Patrick Stewart in Extras, where he outs himself as a really perverted version of Professor X.

Posted by: JP at January 12, 2012 10:04 AM

Thanks. I found that Rick Springfield / "Californication" link informative.

I thought "What's your number?" was about something else. All this time I've been answering low.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 12, 2012 10:30 AM

I really liked William Shatner in "Free Enterprise." The movie's not great, but Shatner is the most interesting character in it.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 12, 2012 10:37 AM

I'm with klingonfree...the F#$%ing Matt Damon/F#@$ Ben Affleck clips were awesome. The Handsome Men's Club with Sting saying he got lost in his own eyes is up there too.

Also, may I submit Michael Bolton in Jack Sparrow.

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Posted by: wallispat at January 12, 2012 11:35 AM

Awesome, awesome list.

That Party Down episode was so brilliant. Guttenberg was like a sexy Mr. Rogers.

Posted by: SBrown at January 12, 2012 11:46 AM

Egg Bagelly (Jr) last night on Happy Endings.

Posted by: hbender at January 12, 2012 11:54 AM

List is a Fail without Matt LeBlanc in Episodes

Posted by: D-Lo at January 12, 2012 12:19 PM

The David Bowie ep of Extras fucking kills me every time.

Posted by: Riles at January 12, 2012 12:53 PM

Posted by: Three-nineteen at January 12, 2012 1:06 PM

That Celebrity Jeopardy sketch slayed me. The dry cleaning bag bit drew tears.

Posted by: Craigilicious at January 12, 2012 1:19 PM

Josh Groban on Glee.

Yeah, that's two things straight outta hell that ought never have gotten together, but that was suprisingly funny.

"Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban. Josh Groban likes a blousy alcoholic."

Yeah.

Posted by: Zirze at January 12, 2012 1:30 PM

Dave - Krysten Ritter did a great turn on Breaking Bad during the first season I think as Pinkman's lady friend/landlady. Worth checking out!

Also, Stewart on Extras is one of the most pants-peeingly funny bits I've ever seen on TV.

And the Egg Bagely (Jr.) bit on Happy Endings last night was also pretty funny. Not extensive enough to make this list, but that guy does a great bit character (see also - The Simpsons and Arrested Devlopment).

Posted by: Bert at January 12, 2012 3:31 PM

Man, watching the Celebrity Jeopardy clip makes me angry about how totally pants-on-head retarded SNL is these days. That clip right there is funnier than the last 3 years combined.

Posted by: Johnnyseattle at January 12, 2012 4:37 PM

@Bert - Even though it was a very brief appearance it was spot-on with what I've seen of him on Living with Ed . The guy rides a bike-generator in the morning to power his toast toasting!

Posted by: hbender at January 12, 2012 8:51 PM

Maybe I'm dating myself, but Billy Zane is best known for Tombstone's gayest actor.

Posted by: Protoguy at January 12, 2012 10:48 PM

How could you leave out Dawson telling Ke$ha to stop "Slanderbeeking" him? And pulling his bra out from under his clothes?? Right before he starts shooting the UNICORNS -- that bleed RAINBOWS?!?

Holy mother of Christ, this guy is going to have to apologize to my boyfriend all over again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWX0hWCbng

Posted by: CrabbyAbby at January 12, 2012 11:11 PM

Rob Thomas did Party Down/Veronica Mars, not Rob Marshall :-)

Posted by: Koolickle at January 13, 2012 1:17 AM

Really? No Arrested Development Carl Weathers?

Posted by: Steve at January 13, 2012 5:13 AM

My personal favorite Extras celeb moments were with Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

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