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Like A Fine Wine: 11 Women Who Only Got Better With Age

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (56)



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This isn’t our first post in praise of “older” ladies, nor will it be our last. Because, listen, not only can non-nubile flesh be sexy, but some women don’t even hit their maximum hotness until later in life. None of the women on this list were ever homely (well, um, sorry Liz Lemon), but many of them didn’t have it all figured out when they were fresh young things. Cute as hell? Sure. Face meltingly hot? Not so much. Now, well, it’s a different story. Whether it was the simple act of finding a good waxer and a reliable hair person, or swearing off gluten and doing yogalates 24/7, these ladies have officially hit their sweet spot. I tried to avoid anyone I *know* has had plastic surgery, but I’m notoriously bad at picking those things out. So here they are, 11 women, with the full force of the Hollywood beauty factory behind them, who look better than ever.

Julianne Moore: I know. The 80s were really really unkind to women and their hair.
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Tina Fey: Fey owns her unfortunate youth (an unflattering photo made its way into an episode just last week) but, truly, it’s an impressive transformation.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus: This may just be a case of JLD hiding her light under over-sized 90s blazers, but I really never thought of Elaine Benes as hot.
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Gillian Anderson: Oh, have at thee, nerds. Gillian endured a lot of bad hair as Dana Scully. Be grateful I didn’t post the bangs.
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Carla Gugino: I mean, in all honesty, these are just degrees of hotness. And while I don’t necessarily approve of that “bent at the waist to slenderize my ribcage” post, Gugino is more scorching than ever.
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Connie Britton: “Spin City”-era Connia Britton was cute as a button, but it was only as Coach’s wife that she unlocked the power of that mane of hair.
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Julianna Margulies: Beautiful as Nurse Hathaway but downright sizzling as Alicia Florrick.
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Mary Louise Parker: I’m a little tired of Mary Louise Parker and her cheesecake “Weeds” ads, but holy hell I did not see this coming when I watched Fried Green Tomatoes and Boys On The Side on a loop.
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Kyra Sedgwick: Look how sweet she was. Look how ridiculously gorgeous she is now. That’s what a daily intake of Bacon will do for you.
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Marisa Tomei: To me, the crinkles around Tomei’s eyes are the sexiest thing about her.
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Stacey Dash: Vampire. Clearly.
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Comments

The young may have "it" but only when they get older to they know what to DO with "it."
Also, I notice you left me off the list. That's OK. There was only room for just so many.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 24, 2012 1:22 AM

Can I tell you something about Kyra Sedgwick? Other than the fact that I adore her character in "The Closer"?

I did a month of Bar Method, and ended up working out next to her in about 5 or 6 classes, and let me tell you, that woman's body puts mine to shame. I had her body back when I was 25, and I've lost it already and I'm 30 only this year. Holy hell, she was amazing...

Posted by: Rest In Peace at January 24, 2012 1:27 AM

Carla Gugino, the ultimate milf in those first "Spy Kids" movies.

Yes, FNL Connie Britton, also apart of my League of Extraordinary Milfs.

Mary Louise Parker, politically redonkulous hot on "The West Wing". (even though she played a feminist. I ain't got nuthin against feminists, I just find some of them annoying)

And finally, how cute was Marissa Tomei in "Untamed Heart??" Christian Slater with a baboon's heart!? Are you kidding me? I will never watch that! Then one day....I watched that.

Posted by: PG13 at January 24, 2012 1:38 AM

While Stacey Dash is very beautiful and looks eternally young, that photo (right side) is displaying a really unfortunate boob situation. What Tha Fuck?

Posted by: MM at January 24, 2012 2:05 AM

I always thought Elaine was hot. She was certainly not allowed to show it all off. But hot nonetheless. Plus she is one of my favorite tv characters ever. The rest of the women on this list are great as well.

Posted by: Dave at January 24, 2012 2:12 AM

Really? Tina Fey? TINA FEY? That's as hard as you could look to come up with 11? Good grief.

Posted by: E Lee at January 24, 2012 2:16 AM

I thoroughly approve of this list.

Tomei Tomei Tomei, forever crinkly eyed Tomei to 'haunt' my dreams.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 24, 2012 2:32 AM

I wouldn't have imagined Kyra Sedgwick to make this list, but you guys found a pretty slammin' current photo of her. Bullseye on all eleven.

Posted by: whatupthen at January 24, 2012 2:37 AM

Kyra Sedgwick? really. ok...so you like meth faces? bitch is fucking ugly.

Posted by: The Minn at January 24, 2012 3:18 AM

I'm sure Tomei would be thrilled to hear about her sexy crinkles.

Posted by: marigi at January 24, 2012 4:26 AM

Kyra Sedgewick has had a boob job. had the chest with two dots where her nipples should have been back in the day. not a bad list, margulies hell yeah!!

Posted by: ryan at January 24, 2012 5:10 AM

Boobs.

Posted by: Sam at January 24, 2012 6:12 AM

I was just watching Jennifer Connelly on cable, The Hulk and thinking the same exact thoughts.
But, apparently not so with you.

Posted by: Billbixbee at January 24, 2012 6:35 AM

I agree that the boob jobs Sedgewick and Dash appear to have had are somewhat tragic.

Posted by: rocky at January 24, 2012 6:37 AM

No Natalie Portman either.
I think I'll comprise list of people who make lists that don't matter.
It could be a list of things too.
Lists of people who make lists of their favorite socks. " Oh, the silk argyle socks are the bestestess!!!"
"Yes, I love those little lines!

Posted by: billbo at January 24, 2012 6:44 AM

saw gillian anderson in my hometown apple store a few months back, and let me tell you that that woman can rock jeans and no makeup like you wouldn't believe. she looks way better in person than in any photo i've ever seen.

Posted by: matty blue at January 24, 2012 7:20 AM

i have always tried to keep my distance from the ever-23 dash.

that shit isn't natural, i tell you!

Posted by: gp at January 24, 2012 8:47 AM

Lindsey with an e, they left me off the list too. Let's call ourselves #12 and #13...

Posted by: klingonfree at January 24, 2012 8:47 AM

At least half of the women on this list have had botox and fillers - or at least laser facial rejuivination and chemical peels. But I don't want to tell you who and ruin the fantasy that you could look this good at this age, just by taking care of yourself.

Posted by: sure at January 24, 2012 9:17 AM

I can't be the only one that thinks Alyson Hannigan went from cute in her 20s to insanely hot in her 30s can I?

Posted by: Sage at January 24, 2012 9:30 AM

Dammit. That header pic should come in a plain brown wrapper. Sweet mother of Jehoshaphat that's hot!

Posted by: NateS1973 at January 24, 2012 9:43 AM

I like the bangs.

Posted by: Jay at January 24, 2012 9:48 AM

Dammit. That header pic should come in a plain brown wrapper. Sweet mother of Jehoshaphat that's hot!

Posted by: NateS1973

It's like the 20th time I've looked at it this morning and it's still making me sweat. Damn, Julianna. And this week's "The Good Wife" had her losing her mind while getting some in a closet.
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At least half of the women on this list have had botox and fillers - or at least laser facial rejuvenation and chemical peels. But I don't want to tell you who and ruin the fantasy that you could look this good at this age, just by taking care of yourself.

Posted by: sure

Haters will hate, won't they? Everyone knows they're doing the work that needs to be done.
~~~

Posted by: Meander at January 24, 2012 9:57 AM

i am totally with NateS1973 on that header pic

Posted by: the chaplain at January 24, 2012 9:57 AM

I also nominate Diane Lane.

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at January 24, 2012 10:00 AM

Gillian Anderson is so too much....

Posted by: John W at January 24, 2012 10:24 AM

Where on earth is Susan Sarandon? She should be the Queen of this list!

Posted by: Miss M at January 24, 2012 11:00 AM

Your articles always have the sexiest galleries. Bravo

Posted by: Sean at January 24, 2012 11:01 AM

Now make a list of women who peaked early (say, at age 4) and went downhill from there. I'll be #1.

Posted by: PDamian at January 24, 2012 11:06 AM

all of the "after" shots show more skin.

Posted by: John G. at January 24, 2012 11:25 AM

I agree with everyone one this list except Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Not Attractive...

No Monica Bellucci? Salma Hayek? Gretchen Mol?
or Charlize Theron?

Stacey Dash? Other Clueless and that Kanye video can anyone else name something she's done?

Posted by: reaperslogic at January 24, 2012 11:34 AM

Stacey Dash was on The Game for 2 seasons. Boo-ya!

Posted by: wuggle at January 24, 2012 11:49 AM

Mary Louise-Parker, hubba-hubba, and may I add, hubba.

Best thing about RED, sorry, Helen Mirren,it's true.

Posted by: junierizzle at January 24, 2012 12:04 PM

Linsey with an "e" and Klingonfree, they left me off the list, too. I'll be #14, shall I?

Kyra S. looked like Cary Mulligan only with curly hair.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 24, 2012 12:07 PM

can anyone else name something she's done?

"Moving"

Posted by: Jay at January 24, 2012 12:13 PM

JODIE FOSTER. I am pleased to say that my face seems to be settling on me just as hers did on her - I look wayyy better at 37 than I ever did in my 20s. No plastic surgery or expensive beauty treatments, and I work out much less. I'm at a MUCH happier place in my life though, that might have something to do with it...

Posted by: kucheza at January 24, 2012 12:18 PM

40 is not older. SIXTY is older. And older women of the last twenty years got nothing on older women like Lauren Bacall, thank you very much.

Posted by: Jerry at January 24, 2012 12:38 PM

Lena Headey.

Can I also add Amy Poehler?

Posted by: AgileBeast at January 24, 2012 12:38 PM

And where's Heather Graham?

Posted by: reaperslogic at January 24, 2012 12:55 PM

I'm 95% sure Julianna Margulies has had surgical work done. You can really see it in her guest-starring role on Scrubs. It smoothed out nicely, though.

Fuck whoever said that women using botox and fillers are "doing the work that needs to be done".

Double fuck whoever suggested that 30 year old Natalie Portman belongs on this list.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at January 24, 2012 12:58 PM

Like a fine woman, some wines only get better with age.

There, I fixed it.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 24, 2012 1:33 PM

I'm not sure any of these women actually got "better". They were all hot in their day and continue to be about as hot now. Main difference: many have more liberal use of makeup, in-fashion 'dos, and a whole lot of surgery.

Posted by: ed newman at January 24, 2012 1:58 PM

No Monica Bellucci? Salma Hayek? Gretchen Mol? or Charlize Theron? And where's Heather Graham?

This is a list for women who have gotten hotter with age. Not a list of women who were already fucking hot.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at January 24, 2012 2:37 PM

Out of all the things Pajiba has taught me, I think I was least prepared for the revelation that Tina Fey used to be Annie Potts.

Posted by: Craig at January 24, 2012 2:44 PM

I think Dash and Gugino are both washes.

Margulies: Man, for some reason I just don't find her hot at all. The smugness just washes away the hotness for me. Even though, on quite a few women (Gillian Anderson), it enhances it.

I know I'm supposed to only be looking at the physical here, but damn, on some people the attitude seems to almost become physical (and that's not a direct slam to Margulies, just an observation in general).

Posted by: Jill at January 24, 2012 2:57 PM

You're not the only one Sage. Alyson Hannigan is incredible. I wasn't attracted to her at all on Buffy. I absolutely adore her now.

Posted by: Dave at January 24, 2012 3:28 PM

No love for Lauren Graham? Shameful.

Posted by: mandasarah at January 24, 2012 6:03 PM

Tina Fey's transformation wasn't that shocking. She's about the same age as Winona Ryder, and Winona is like forever 25. Tina was only mature looking in the 90s coz dressing up like an Amish was the fashion that decade.

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Posted by: pagecharl at January 24, 2012 8:00 PM

marisa tomei was born hot and still is. you can stuff the others
especially the washed out, pale, freckly julianne moore.

Posted by: snake at January 25, 2012 10:53 AM

Remember when we only had Pookie?

Posted by: becks at January 25, 2012 11:38 AM

Julia Louise Dreyfuss may have gotten more conventionally beautiful since Seinfeld, but she had way more sex appeal as Elaine than as Old Christine.

Posted by: Frodo Baggins at January 26, 2012 1:55 AM

Can't get past Sedgewick's "Bodies" neck.

Posted by: virgo47 at January 26, 2012 4:59 AM

Lucy Lawless - she was pretty and cute and sexy as Xena, now she's ravishing IMO!

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Posted by: what is your power animal at February 2, 2012 9:53 PM

Gillian Anderson and Carla Gugino are sexy!!!

Lucy Lawless as well!!!

Posted by: Leo at February 15, 2012 1:29 PM





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