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Here's Where I Attempt to Turn the Cast of "Rectify," the Best New Drama of the Year, Into Sex Symbols, So More People Will Watch

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | May 16, 2013 | Comments ()


But I understand the reality of the Internet. Sometimes, words just can't do the heavy lifting that pictures can. If my enthusiasm and praise for "Rectify" hasn't rubbed off yet, maybe I can encourage you to check the series out by appealing to your, uh, baser instincts.

Here's a young Aiden Young ("Rectifiy's" lead, Daniel Holden) in between a young Russell Crowe and Simon Baker.

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Here's Aiden Young from a movie called Shotgun Wedding.

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Here's Aiden Young looking like a Mainer.

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Here's Abigail Spencer, who plays Daniel Holden's sister, Amantha, hanging out with Katee Sackhoff.

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You may known Spencer from "Mad Men," "Suits," or "Burning Love."

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Clayne Crawfold plays Daniel's step brother, Ted, Jr.. who is a clean-cut and smarmy, Southern douche.

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You might know him from "24," or "Jericho," or as Lance from "Justified."

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He has remarkable range of facial hair.

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Here's Luke Kirby, who you may know from Take This Waltz with Michelle Williams.

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He was also in the greatest Canadian television series of all time, "Slings and Arrows."

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He's responsible for many a lady boner.

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Finally, here's Adelaide Clemens. She plays Tawney, who is Ted Jr.s' wife, a straight-laced Christian woman who also may have a crush on Daniel.

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You may have seen her recently in The Great Gatsby.

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Here she is with Jon Snow in Silent Hill: Revelation.

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She looks good with a gun, or in a dress.

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How'd I do? You're going to watch now, right? "Rectify" is on the Sundance channel, and re-airs on AMC after "Mad Men."



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