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This is about as drag as RuPaul in no wig, no makeup, a pair of boxer shorts and a dirty t-shirt.

I think the dearly departed Kevyn Aucoin did a fantastic job of making Gwenyth Paltrow more palatable.

And that took some doing. Industrial-grade GOOP™ is notoriously difficult to spackle over.

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I just now noticed the pug pissing on Kristen Wiig.

Love the suits, but I hate the idea of smoking as "manly" or "drag" (even though I am sure it's just supposed to represent Gatsby-era glamour). I am feeling severe fashion envy. SWINTON and Diane Keaton forever.

Would it kill you to include captions for your google image searches, so we know who we're looking at?

Yes. I would die.

I don't understand why, but ladies in tuxes just fascinate me. Hi, Tilda. ilu.

I thought I might add to Joanna's fine collection.
Hey, Bieber, how'd you get in there? Move it, lady.

Miss Weaver looks like she's about to bend some guy over and stick it to him, but good.

I'd watch a movie where Anne Hathaway killed aliens and drove spaceships and kicked a little ass. Especially if she dressed like she did for that picture.

I've been waiting for her to make one of these for years. I can't see why it isn't obvious to Hollywood that Anne Hathaway in "Scourge of the Spaceways" wouldn't be a maximum franchise. That's just leaving money on the table.

Oh Alicia Silverstone, I love you and your silly mustache

No! Batgirl doesn't get to have Jules et Jim.

Why? why does a women in "man's" clothes turn me into a puddle of goo? I don't understand it. It's involuntary. It's powerful. I'm melting.

Because you haven't developed a need for supplementary testosterone; all your hormone machines are operating at 100% efficiency.

I suffer from the same "malady." And I LIKE it.

Is part of the fun trying to guess who they are? Would it kill you to include names for those of us that don't religiously follow the entertainment news?

THIS. ALT text, mods. Really.

This comes up almost every time there's a photo gallery here. You can usually find out by right-clicking on the photo and selecting "View Image Info" from the resulting menu. If you're using Explorer (what is your deal?), right-click and select "Properties".

All of these photos are labelled with the subject's last name, although with that said, I suppose the author could post a list of names.

Hi, and thanks. In the past I've usually hovered over the photo to see the source image name. Doesn't work now.

I just find that it feels like an odd conceit (assuming everyone knows the names of every actress) and it's annoying to open 15 different images to find out or confirm the actress.

I prefer the ones who are fully dressed instead of just showing flesh in a vaguely male attire. I wear shirts and ties to work, is that drag?

Gillian Anderson looks like she's wearing David Duchovny's suit.

Well, as long as that means David Duchovny is naked...

Beautiful. Stunning. Amazing. Could someone give me an adjective that adequately captures... these?

Dietrich, Bellucci, Green, Anderson, Laurent. Perfection.

SWINTON! not fair.

Sweet zombie Jesus!
Some of these pictures made my brain explode!

Who is below Keira Knightley, with th awesome tie & fedora? I think that's my favorite look - is it Rachel Evan Woods, or perhaps Diane Krueger?

That is indeed Mrs. Joshua Jackson (RIP).

I know they're not actually married, but bear with me here.

Ah... seen them together in person, at a film premiere this past summer. She is truly gorgeous ini real life. (He's not bad either, but was underdressed in relation to her.)

Oh, and you forgot... Katherine Hepburn *drops mic*

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That is an amazing gif. Where is it from?

Sylvia Scarlett (1935)

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It doesn't get more 90's than Gillian Anderson wearing David Duchovney's clothes. I can almost smell the CK One.

Gillian4ever, I don't care what era or attar.

I am so turned on right now. That is a LOT of gorgeous right there. Marion kills it and then BAM, SWINTON!

Marlene Dietrich goes without saying, but Michelle Pfeiffer is the one I kept scrolling back to. Lady dude looks sexily bad ass.

The Ellen Page picture is my favorite. My first thought was, she's so cute. Then I scrolled down more to the bit where she was revealing a little underwear, and my thoughts were something else entirely...

+ Anna Torv + Ruth Wilson

And Eliza Coupe and Katee Sackhoff (maybe not Katee)

I have always loved this look. I spent my university years in late 80s wearing men's flannel shirts, tanks and sport coats (plus pants). I even wore a shirt and tie for my graduation photo. I had the most awesome navy blue wool blazer with some sort of regimental insignia on the breast pocket. I wore it with a derby hat and desert boots and I was adorable. Give me severe tailoring with a hint of military and I AM SO THERE.

Why do I suddenly want to see you as Anshel in the tailor's shop?

...and the Dowager didn't beat you?

The Dowager has a deep and abiding love of tailoring.

Surprised to learn that good looking people look good in pretty much anything.

Or nothing, if the situation warrants.

Is the women 2 pics above Juliette Lewis the lady from Inglorious Basterds? Can't figure that one out.

Yah. Melanie Laurent.

Pfeiffer does a decent Clark Gable, doesn't she?

You saw it too!

Thank you. It took me a while to realize that Pheiffer nailed Gable in that pic.

I wasn't trying to figure out who that was! I love that shot. Nails it.

Determination solves everything!

You missed a couple. Here's one. I was actually going to go with Chita Rivera from the same show, but I couldn't find one, so Vanessa Williams will have to do.

As if Vanessa as a second choice is some sort of tragedy. Not.

Keira Knightley is by far the creepiest of the bunch. A lot of it has to do with her skeletal frame combined with those long gloves. *shudder* I can't tear my mind away from some sultry, simpering Nazi doctor who coos in your ear while performing horrible experiments on your body.

I think the Keira Knightley pic is a homage to, "The Night Porter," so yes. You are right to be creeped out.

The Night Porter did have a few hot moments in it. I thought that was kind of the point.

Isn't that what Von Teese is dressed like? I doubt it's intentional, but that uniform just SCREAMS Third Reich.

I don't want to throw doubt on what I don't doubt was much harder research than it looks, but both Keira and (m)Ann Perkins have done mannish tailoring less Reichischly and much better. *makes it her god-given mission to google for examples*

And had I had less wine, there would be only one 'doubt' there.

Von Teese plays that shit all the time. Dominatrix Top and all. Keira seems evil in that pic.

Marlene Dietrich all the way.

She was born to it.

I'm not sure it counts as "drag" when tits are showing, but yes, lots of pretty...

Most of these are just doing sexyface in suits; I expected more drag. Where's the sexual ambiguousness?

Eva Green is (predictably) exquisite. She doesn't even look like she's trying.

How is a suit "drag"? I am female and wear suits weekly. Ties? Yeah, that's drag. Suits, no.

It's a bit weird, if Joanna already foresaw twisted genderbended knickers, why not just call it hot pictures of women in suits and suit-like attire?

It's that easy to avoid knickertwisting (part of) your public, Joanna.

Its hot women posed provocatively wearing ... something.

Pour a glass, don't over-think it and enjoy.
(Incidentally, this is how most nights should begin and end)

Yeah, well..a few of them are in drag (eg: Michelle Pfeiffer), but yeah, most of them are wearing either suits or women's wear inspired by menswear. Another in a long line of lazy Pajiba "articles".

Wo/man, finding the perfect image is often the hardest and most time consuming part. Something like this? I wouldn't be surprised if it took hours to compile it all. The amount of words you read isn't a direct translation to time or effort spent.

:drops mic, walks off stage, returns because that was just a wall, avoids eye contact, fumbles with curtain, curses audibly, exits stage left:

I'm not saying it wasn't work. Lets pretend for your sake it did take hours for the author to put together photos with a theme of "lovely ladies in drag". So it took hours, but yet a photo with Kristen Bell wearing suspenders and a T-shirt doesn't get left on the editing room floor? Definitely not drag. Not even menswear really, unless you were born in 1915. Editing yourself is a major part of producing creative work. Not doing so is lazy.

Oh, lighten up, Francis.

As long as you can find your dressing room back there, it's all good.

Yes a blazer or suspenders seems to be pretty loose definition. I'd hate to see JR's definition for men.

One Addition: Dakota Blue Richards

Even using the term "loosely" it is inaccurate.

Because Tilda is the Queen of Ambiguous and has an otherworldly beauty that can't be described, I'm going to set her aside. It wouldn't be a fair fight.

Eva Green is amazing, though I LOVE the Kristen Wiig shot. Aubrey Plaza is also delightfully angry.

I feel like I'm about to commit sacrilege, but the boob-tease pics are boring.

*Runs and Hides from Pajibites*

No need to hide from me.

I once had to do the lady tux thing for a photo shoot and it was awesome. Damn, I wish I could wear that shit 5ever.

Why can't you?

Ellen Page and Tilda Swinton shouldn't be on this list. Men dressing in men's clothing is not drag.

Haterz iz funny. Wait, no... they're not. Just sad.

YOU shouldn't be dressing in men's clothes, dipshit. Go back to diapers and footie pajamas until you grow the fuck up.

Should make a list of trolls dressing in dick's clothing. You're number...4.

Aw but if I hadn't included them, then I would have missed the opportunity to tell you to argo f*ck yourself.

Question: "Argo f*ck yourself"? Please explain. Also, Mr. E is a jackhole.

Ha! It's funny because YOU'RE A DICK.

GOOD GOD, LEMON.

Is that one of those pics from the "freakishly small hand on a celeb" series?

Bellucci is giving me strange feelings in my pantal region and there isn't even the barest hint of flesh.

Yes Bellucci seems to make that feeling in most people. I think we men are just her playthings. I have had two totally hetro female friends say they would leave their husbands for her.

Always, the Bellucci. The charisma and sexuality transcends a mere mortal's powers.

Eva Green. Seriously, she is so unusually beautiful.

Juliette Binoche continues to be one of the most beautiful women ever.

Agreed. And I would add she's nowhere near "in drag" in that pic, unless my wearing a professional suit to work means I drag out a few times a week.

Also, SWINTON!!!!

Ok most of these women are trying to compensate for wearing a suit by being overly sexy and over the top. The best ones are Tilda Swinton, Janelle Monae and Diane Keaton

I'm fairly certain that Monae's entire wardrobe is tuxedos. Just wall-to-wall, like a cartoon character's closet.

This is not a complaint.

And Marlene Deitrich.