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Five Neverhaves Who Could Follow in Betty White's Wake as Host of "SNL"

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (32)



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Betty White’s successful stint as host of “Saturday Night Live” over the weekend not only gave the show its best ratings in 18 months, but ever so briefly made “Saturday Night Live” culturally relevant again. In fact, with Baldwin hosting this weekend — his 15th appearance as host, tying him with Steve Martin for most all time — it’ll be the second time this season that I’ll actually watch the show live (I normally catch an abbreviated version of the show the morning after, either on TiVo or via Hulu).

With the success of the grassroots Facebook campaign to get White on the show, new FB groups are already springing up to get “SNL” to bring other never-haves to the stage, including — among others — Rachel Maddow (cool). It’s not going to work, though, The Facebook thing was a one-off, and further attempts to duplicate that process will not only fail, but come off as kind of lame.

That said, there are a few neverhaves that I’d really like to see host the show. If Lorne Michaels could persuade any of the five below to host (or vice versa), I could see myself tuning in live again a few times next season.

joel-mchale_l.jpg5. Joel McHale: It’d be the perfect cross-promotion if NBC could use the “SNL” stage to boost the sagging popularity of its best show, “Community,” by featuring its star as the host. McHale is charismatic, fast-talking, and he can write some of his own material. There are a number of things to the writers could do with McHale, too, including to parody the number of movie references in “Community” (if it’s even possible for “SNL” to outdo “Community” in that regard) and, perhaps, use the opportunity to bring Chevy Chase back for a cameo. And if all else fails, McHale could at least do a side-by-side segment of “The Soup,” spoofing “Saturday Night Live’s” Weekend Update during Weekend Update (how’s that for meta?).

angelina_jolie_01_header12.jpg4. Angelina Jolie: The reasoning behind this choice is partially because Jolie — despite her A-list status — has never hosted the show, and as Tom Hanks has proven on several occasions, you’re never too big to host “SNL.” I’d honestly like to see if Jolie has an actual sense of humor: Can she satirize her own personal life, her relationship with Brad Pitt, and her children? Can she do anything besides action movies and overcooked melodramas. She’s never really demonstrated a comedic sensibility, but that’s part of the fun, in seeing if they have it in them. (See Jon Hamm’s brilliant turn as host, for instance).

chenowthkristen.jpg3. Kristin Chenoweth: It’s just silly that “SNL” hasn’t already exploited Chenoweth’s talents, which seem tailor made for “SNL.” She can sing; she can dance; she can act; she’s got a great sense of humor; and she’s already been the topic of another late-night variety show within a show (Sarah Paulson’s character on “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” was based on Chenowith). The Digital Short possibilities are endless, and if “SNL” really wanted to do it up, they could do a musical themed episode with Chenowethand several cameos from the cast of “Glee,” which is beyond ripe for parody.

Nathan_Fillion_w_Shiny_shirt_at_Flanvention.jpg2. Nathan Fillion: Come on, now. Why hasn’t Fillion hosted the show yet? He’s a popular enough presence in the mainstream world now, isn’t he? He’s got “Castle,” he’s got a huge cult fanbase thanks to “Firefly,” a lot of folks know him from “Desperate Housewives,” and he’s Captain Hammer. This has to happen, people. Imagine: A skit about a two detectives, one of which has lost his ability to deliver a wry comeback. Or a Digital Short where Captain Hammer faces off against the Laser Cats. It’ll be a true test of how bad “SNL” is if they can manage to mess up a Fillion-hosted episode.

conansnl.jpg1. Conan O’Brien: This would be the absolute smartest thing for Conan and NBC. O’Brien kicks off his new show in November and his contractual inability to insult NBC or Jay Leno expires then. You know, O’Brien is going to unleash all his pent up anger and hurt in a epic diatribe. If NBC is smart, they’d take advantage of the ratings they could squeeze out of it. Plus, it’d be a sweet homecoming for Conan, who started out as a writer on “SNL” and was hired by Lorne Michaels to take over “Late Night.” Oh, and it’d give him one last opportunity to use all those characters and ideas owned by NBC — like Triumph the Insult Dog — that he can’t take to TBS with him. If there’s one host, at this point, who could outdraw Betty White, it’d be Conan. And it might give everyone an opportunity to bury the hatchet and move on.









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Comments

I'm pretty certain it is spelled Chenoweth.

Posted by: Jadine at May 11, 2010 12:41 PM

I'll tell you right off the bat, the average watcher of SNL doesn't know who Nathan Fillon is. I had to read to see who he was and I'm a 28 yr old female. They want known names from film, tv or sports that can make fun of themselves. AND it has to translate to live sketch comedy. Zach Galifianakis has subtle nuances and is great at stand up, but when you took away the swearing and some of his avante-garde stuff it didn't work when he hosted. It goes the same way with sports stars. Just cause someone is a big named athlete, he needs a personality. Payton Manning worked because he hammed it up and wasn't afraid of the camera. Michael Phelps was PAINFUL to watch.

And you only picked Nathan Fillon cause you think he's cute. (Sticks out tongue)

Posted by: scorzi at May 11, 2010 12:46 PM

The Hammer is my PENIS!

Ok, now I can go back and read the post. I just had to get that out of my system.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at May 11, 2010 12:46 PM

scorzi, I disagree. Nathan Fillion is becoming That Guy Who You Know But Don't Know From Where You Know Him. He'd go on the show, and they'd do a sketch about all his failed shows and his mad cult following, and people would be all, "wait -- who is this guy?" And then they'd do a Desparet Housewives sketch and everyone would go "OOOOH." Also, Doctor Horrible popularity has been on the rise.* The time is ripe, SNL. DO IT.

*see what I did there? eh?

Posted by: esme at May 11, 2010 12:52 PM

I am totally onboard with all of these. Although I'm a little iffy on Angelina Jolie; granted, she has Salt coming out this summer, which would give her the opportunity, but...well, has anyone ever seen her in a full-on comedy? I'm on the fence for her.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at May 11, 2010 1:00 PM

They're also talking about Betty White hosting the Oscars later on this year. Bad idea, I say.

I don't feel one way or another about Fillion, and I can't take Chenowith's squeaky voice that long. I would be curious about Angelina and Conan, though.

But there are a lot of "dramatic" actors that have never hosted SNL, even at the height of their popularity; Denzel Washington, Leonardo DiCaprio, etc. I know DiCaprio has a childish sense of humor, but you would never see it. Do they think it would look bad for their image?

Scorzi, I partially agree with the athletes. I have no desire to see Michael Phelps or Derek Jeter stumble through a hosting gig when there's real comedic talent to watch, but there have been athletes that did well on SNL. Just can't think of them.

Posted by: Brie at May 11, 2010 1:01 PM

All of your suggestions seem pretty interesting, and could definitely work. Except Kristen Chenoweth. That bitch is annoying. Like "Glee" annoying.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at May 11, 2010 1:01 PM

From what I can tell, SNL utilizes hosts who have something BIG to promote, like a movie or album. It's two-way street: the project gets exposure and SNL gets ratings. Unless these actors become a BFD, they will never host the show. Unfortunately.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at May 11, 2010 1:04 PM

Dustin, everything about your Joel McHale idea is brilliant. They've got to do this.

Posted by: Riles at May 11, 2010 1:17 PM

As for Angelina... have you ever seen her laugh? I mean, in a genuine way, not in that maniacal Joker-esque crazy-eyes way? Uh-huh.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at May 11, 2010 1:20 PM

Conan doesn't really count has a 'neverhave'. He's hosted before. I still quote the Napster hearings skit where he plays Right Said Fred. ("I'm not too sexy to eat day-old bagels!!")

Posted by: Jess-tastic! at May 11, 2010 1:23 PM

"I'm a little iffy on Angelina Jolie; granted, she has Salt coming out this summer"
Ok, I read that as: "she has salt coming out of her vagina.."
Although maybe I didn't misread it, when you think of it......

Posted by: Odnon at May 11, 2010 1:31 PM

It always confuses me why they don't get comedians to host. Especially ones with a background in improv. That's why Jon Hamm ruled! He was hanging out with the LA UCB scene for years before he got famous. (Mostly just attending shows and occasional appearances, According to my Comedy Nerd Nerd podcasts.)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 11, 2010 1:32 PM

Has RDJ ever hosted SNL? I know he was a cast member in the supposed "worst cast ever," but it seems to me he's relevant enough and would be freaking awesome.

Seriously, though, SNL gets really crappy people to host, and then when they do have somebody good, you know, a true professional (like Betty White) everyone flips their shit. So...RDJ, already.

Posted by: Samantha at May 11, 2010 1:44 PM

Wow that was a perfect list of folks. I had some reservations about Jolie but you've piqued my curiosity.

Posted by: John W at May 11, 2010 1:53 PM

Occasional gimmick SNL shows could be a great idea. An all-female show would be great; maybe they also need to look into an occasional show using exclusively the members of the cast from some former year. Perhaps one of the casts that allegedly wasn't very good.

Posted by: laredo at May 11, 2010 1:54 PM

Or one with the cast of Community! I bet they'd rock it.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 11, 2010 2:00 PM

I think they should ask me to host. There would be sparkles and nudity and moobs and genuine humour. What an iridescent spectacle it would be!

But Captain Tightpants would do in a pinch.

Posted by: Sparkletits at May 11, 2010 2:07 PM

You're delusional if you think they'll ever let Fillion host.

Posted by: figgy at May 11, 2010 2:16 PM

Get out of my husband's brain, Dustin! He said the exact same thing about Joel McHale. NBC is stupid if they don't have him host sometime soon.

Posted by: stardust at May 11, 2010 3:05 PM

I wonder if cast members worry about being outshined (outshone?) by the likes of McHale, etc.

One of the best hosts I ever saw was Queen Latifah. She was funnier than some of the regulars.

Posted by: samantha t at May 11, 2010 3:15 PM

Who IS the average watcher of SNL these days?

Posted by: Kowala1000 at May 11, 2010 3:33 PM

The concept paragraph you wrote about McHale is more funny than any actual SNL skit has been in decades.

Posted by: Lindsay at May 11, 2010 3:55 PM

RDJ hosted after he got out of jail (his monologue made fun of it during What I Did On My Summer Vacation.) It was during the Will Ferrell years.

I've been a watcher for years, even the sucky episodes. Some hosts actually surprise you...but it goes the other way also. Some were supposed to be amazing and were horrible.

If you want to see a list of every host and music artist and transcripts of the sketches, check here:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/

Posted by: scorzi at May 11, 2010 4:16 PM

SNL is still on?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 11, 2010 4:24 PM

Yeah dude as said before Conan hosted a long time ago. I got parts of it on tape, like Moleculo!

Posted by: Raab at May 11, 2010 5:26 PM

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH NATHAN FILLION?!?!?! ENOUGH ALREADY! ARGH!!!!!! In no way, shape or form, does he have the goods to follow Betty White. People in comas know who she is. The only people who know who he is are people who read this site and watch the nerd shows he is/was on (not that they aren't great, just sayin', they're in the minority). They may know his face, but few know his name. It's almost as bad as the perpetual hard-on for that Veronica Mars chick. Can we move on, people?

Posted by: tinmo at May 11, 2010 9:20 PM

Dustin! You should have written this like it's leaked news and then that would have started the Interwebs rumor mills going, and then people would totally get excited about and start saying things like, "Man, I can't wait for Nathan Fillion to host SNL next week!" all over facebook, and then NBC would totally have to follow through with it, and then we would get 5 awesome SNLs in a row.

... Missed opportunities, Dustin. le sigh....

also, i can't believe Angelina Jolie has never hosted it. Seriously?

Posted by: dene at May 11, 2010 9:34 PM

I don't think Jolie wants to give people (Aniston fans, etc) more ammunition for their hatefest. She would have more to lose by falling flat on her face. Unless she's in the pits and gets lessons in comedy, she should skip SNL.

Posted by: Cecilia at May 12, 2010 1:01 AM

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is property of Robert Smigel, not NBC.

Posted by: Allen at May 12, 2010 3:33 AM

Angelina was hilarious in the Tomb Raider movies.

YES, THOSE WERE COMEDIES.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Posted by: Craig at May 13, 2010 9:04 PM

i think a great idea for a gimmick show would be like if snl was funny for a change.

Posted by: skippy at May 16, 2010 2:49 AM