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Daniel Craig should stick to me.

AH! Number one, it burns! It burns!

Isn't Brosnan wearing a gorilla suit in . . . What? Really? Oh. That's . . . that's not good.

Hear, hear, Dustin. Any man can look good in a suit provided it's well-made and fits properly. I swear, casual Friday is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Grown men should not wear khakis and fucking docksiders to work.

David Tennant. Preferably skinny pinstriped suits with Converse.

Tracer Bullet - I happen to think it is delightful, although not perhaps in that particular photo.

I about crapped my pants looking at that Brosnan photo.

I agree with Krishna, NPH should never belittle himself by wearing normal clothes again.

I also agree with Tracer, the casualness of some workplaces offends me. If you're a pro, look like one. I can't wear suits everyday because I'd never get any work done. I'd spend all day fending off the ladies and the occasional dude.

Daniel Craig should stick to me

Preach it, brother.

No accident that three of the five either played James Bond or were in the running to do so. And Clooney and Hamm are basically James Bond in a casino and James Bond in an ad agency, respectively.

Cary Grant owned the suited look, but he also looked quite fetching in non-suit roles. (To Catch a Thief, Father Goose, to name a couple.)

My Bond comment was trumped.

2-4 don't look that bad out of their suits, but 5 and 1 are quite...unflattering, for lack of a more horrified word. Seriously, I'm afraid Jon Hamm is going to sell me weed, and Pierce Brosnan is going to start a drunken bathing suited singalong with Jack Nicholson.

Hey, there's a nice idea for a spin off..."It Bathing Suits You". I hope you all enjoy these stupid little ideas of mine. They're the movie geek equivalent of creating a horcrux, and quite frankly I don't think I'll ever die with the amount of them I've produced. Dear God, what hath I wrought?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm Clive Owen.....

Eh, Clooney is one of those right bastards who could wear any damned thing out of my closet, while his personal tailors couldn't work the miracle of making me look good in a suit. Some guys have it and some guys are me.
But if ever I look like suitless Brosnan, please, when I die, donate my pelt to a homeless shelter.

I'd add Alec Baldwin to this list, but make it a tux. What is he, a farmer?

John Krasinski. Seeing him in normal clothes makes me feel all weird inside.

Add Robert DeNiro? Of course with no tie.

Or maybe it's just seeing him in too many Scorcese movies.

And as someone who has to wear a suit every workday, it's good to see a list that shows it's still possible to dress like an adult and be cool.

I love it when some internet slob (myself included) makes fun of the way people look in normal clothing. If I wanted to read catty bullshit about how celebrities look I'd go to I Don't Like You in that Way. What's next, top 5 reasons Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse?

How about you review a fucking movie instead?

snittybitch, try Webster's is my Bitch instead. It's a little more high brow.

Also, shut the fuck up...

I've seen that Pierce Brosnan before. Friend of mine thought it was Jack Nicholson.

Damn, I like me a man in a suit. Suits are sexy. It's not just about wearing one well. It's about THE MANTEASE.

BWeave's instructions on doing the perfect Mantease:

1. Make sure you are acting like a gentleman, set the mood, lighting, offer her a nice drink (no roofies), and put on soft music.

2. Take your jacket off, slowly. Work the shoulder. Fold the jacket in half lengthwise, and drape it over the back of a padded chair.

3. Loosen the knot of the tie, and undo the top button of the shirt.

4. Now slide the short end of the tie out of the knot. SLOWLY. And let the knot undo itself as you lengthen the fat end of the tie infront of you.

5. Now, SLOWLY pull the tie out of your collar by pulling the fat end down and out. Work it! Work it! It visually works as a penis getting longer and wider.

6. Fold the tie in half widthwise and drape it over the coat.

7. Ask her if she has everything she needs.

8. Undo the buttons of your shirt cuffs. Even better if you have French cuffs and can hand her your cuff-links.

9. Undo the shirt, one button at a time.

10. Undo the belt buckle and top button of the pants, and the as you take off the shirt, REMEMBER TO WORK THE SHOULDER. Make sure your undies don't ride up and show. Use toupe' tape to keep the waistband in place, if necessary.

11. Slip your shoes off. Plan ahead and wear fancy loafers. Leave the socks for later. Toes are icky.

12. Sit down next to her and stroke her arms, her neck, behind her ear. Give her a backrub. Lots and lots of 3-play (it's like fore-play on the legal bits).

13. If you've gotten this far, you can take your pants off by yourself. Try not to cry when the toupe' tape gets yanked off.

Hey, I know what I like, and I figure I'm not the only one. Someone has to clue the men in.

I do like suits but work in quite casual environment that I hardly wear them. I tend to lean towards more quirky or british style and wear ties, just because. I am a master of casual/formal.

When I was doing a stint as model/actor scout and had to dress formal everyday my boss had put me on the front as I dressed the best. It's not about just wearing suits but how you present yourself that makes you look presentable and nice, even in jeans, T-shirt, sneaker and spots jacket.

Oh, and knowing you look good works too.

BWeaves' Sex & Silk: A Step By Step 'How-To' Guide For Men who Like To Pose, But Don't Want To Look Like Nimrods While Getting Their Groove On.

Buying it.

Is it too early to nominate BWeaves for an EE? 'Cuz I'd like to right now if possible. Yo, Figgy, make a note, wouldja?

Re Dan Craig: There's a scene in "Quantum of Solace" where he's walking into a hotel in Haiti, and watching the scene, I suddenly thought, Sean Connery would be in a suit!

Posted by: Ralphie at September 10, 2009 2:53 PM

Sheesh, I remember that scene, Craig was wearing light-colored pants, and I could not take my eyes off his ass. Beautiful.

Notorious VMG

I know he's more of a T.V. actor, but Sam Anderson can rock a suit like a motherfucker, he should be in the sixth spot.

Julie, BWeaves, the shirt cuffs....
The Niagara falls just moved to Bei-my-bunk, Germany.

@Geneinderat-HA!

BWeaves - Imma gonna post that on the fridgerator for Mr.
Henry's edumaction.

I think the essential Hamm-factor is not the suit, but getting that
really very bad hair out of the way.

FTW: Alex Trebek.

Picking terrible pictures for the "out of suits" pictures doesn't make you smart.

, - well done, sir. Well done.

Gareth David Lloyd. In casual gear, just a cute-ish guy. But suited, as Ianto? Much hotter.

Whoever said Sam Anderson - seconded.

Ha, I never thought the "weaves" thing had anything to do with like, actual weaving. I'm thinking the problem is there are two strong alpha male "characters" here, if you will, whose names also start with a "b" (BarbadoSlim and bucdaddy) and I've subconsciously blended you all together into one entity and never really differentiated between your comments much, therefore assuming you were all males. That's why I never trust anyone on the internet- it's so easy to form opinions of people that are totally off the wall.

Jon Hamm should stick to wear nothing.
:)

I surely enjoyed the film, it was most up-to-date and quite some days ago i've seen such great dialogs!