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Christoph Waltz: International Man of Deliciousry Is Here to Help You Get Through This Monday

By Cindy Davis | Seriously Random Lists | February 4, 2013 | Comments ()


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I was working on a different post yesterday when I realized it was Super Bowl Sunday, and that meant this Monday would be even worse than most Mondays. Everyone stayed up late, ate a bunch of crap, drank too much, and some indeterminate subsection of you are pissed off because your team lost. The rest of you, the winner fans and the Puppy Bowl-ers, are still in a state of delirium. Clearly, the only proper antidote--the thing that will make everyone feel better--is International Man of Deliciousry: Christoph Waltz. Don't believe me? Have a look for yourself...

Deliciously Baby-faced:

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Delicious Jesus:

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Deliciously Incredulous:

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Deliciously Wistful:

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Deliciously Clean Cut:

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Deliciously Dolittling:

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Deliciously Serious:

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Deliciously Angelic:

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Deliciously Squinty:

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Deliciously Egotistical:

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Deliciously Smokin':

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Deliciously Jaunty:

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Deliciously Ponytailed:

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Deliciously Pondering What Someone Just Said:

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Deliciously Chatting on a Telephone:

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Deliciously Salt and Peppered:

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Deliciously Photobombing:

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Delicious, Even without Hair:

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Delicious Bedhead:

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Delicious Side-eye:

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Deliciously Badass:

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Deliciously Bored:

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Deliciously Dreamy:

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Deliciously Unaware:

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Deliciously Carefree:

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Deliciously Thinking Diabolical Thoughts:

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Deliciously Unamused:

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Just Plain Delicious:

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Deliciously...er...Singing and Explaining Der Humpink:

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) feels better already. You?



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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • bewegung951

    I want to sit on his chin.

    This post is now saved to a very special bookmark folder.

  • e jerry powell

    He was such a pillow-lipped twink when he was younger.

  • Anne At Large

    My good lord. It's Cary Elwes, properly aged.

  • Kala

    LOOK AT HOW HE READS THE PAPER.

    Me thinks my Pajiba Top 5 just got a bit more sophisticated.

    And yes, while Waltz was prettier as a lad, he is infinitely sexier now. Think I'm just going to scroll up and down the page for the next hour.

  • ELee

    Thank you! I didn't think much of him until I saw Django Unchained three times in theaters and somehow fell in love with his whimsical performance and ageless good looks.

  • $27019454

    Anyne else see Carey Elwes, if Carey Elwes had aged a little differently?

  • BWeaves

    Only in the Angelic pic, otherwise, no.

  • Lindsey Gregory

    Dear Pajiba,

    I'll be in my bunk.

  • denesteak

    holy christ, that's going to be be the best video I'll see all week, and it's only Tuesday.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I didn't realise he was The Most Interesting Man in the World. Is there a photo of him climbing out of a seaplane?

  • Natallica

    After seeing this post, I've decided a parallel 007 series must be done with him as a deliciously Austrian James Bond

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Not many men would be acceptable alternate casting as either Wesley OR Count Rugen...but he would.

  • John G.

    from der humpink to Prince Humperdink

  • Jennifer Schmennifer

    I can now see him playing all the male roles in The Princess Bride. Except maybe the sick kid.

    Nah, fuck it. The sick kid, too!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    albino? ;)

  • Jennifer Schmennifer

    An albino with a German accent? Hells yeah.

  • BWeaves

    OK, now I'm starting to see it.

  • tmoney

    Oh dear me, do I love his voice. There is something in the way he pronounces certain words that just makes me happy.

  • Hawkeye Fierce

    This.

    It's the sound of angels sighing in happiness as they drift off to sleep on their gossamer cloud beds, dreaming about. . . well, about Christoph Waltz, I guess.

  • BendinIntheWind

    I don't know what I'm missing here, but present-day Waltz beats the PANTS off the younger. I think a little scruff and age lines serve him well - his younger pics look like a creepy Charlie Hunnam-hybrid with an enormous jaw.

  • PDamian

    Third photo from top: delicious flat feet. Still delicious. And the deliciously dreamy photo is giving me delicious tingles in my ladyparts.

  • prairiegirl

    He had deliciously kissable mouth in his younger years. The bottom lip in particular begs to be nibbled upon. And there is something about him that reminds me of The Gosling. Can't put my finger on it. Something about his expressions.

  • TheMudshark

    It´s the big jaw.

  • Did you not scroll all the way down?

  • Well now I'm worried. Hungover is one thing but blindness... Not so good.

  • ERM

    I didn't see it the first time I looked at this post either. I think videos take a longer time to load, so there was just white space for a while.

  • Delicious Pajiba for giving me this.
    Every Monday should be Waltz Monday. In time, the power of Waltz would overpower the shitness of Monday and we'd have a three day weekend.

  • Anna von Beav

    *siiiiiigh*

    Goodness, and I thought I was in love before....

  • Kballs

    Great, now "delicious" doesn't look like a word anymore.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Neither does deliciousry, for some reason.

  • badkittyuno

    best pick-me-up ever. good work.

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