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I want to sit on his chin.

This post is now saved to a very special bookmark folder.

He was such a pillow-lipped twink when he was younger.

My good lord. It's Cary Elwes, properly aged.

LOOK AT HOW HE READS THE PAPER.

Me thinks my Pajiba Top 5 just got a bit more sophisticated.

And yes, while Waltz was prettier as a lad, he is infinitely sexier now. Think I'm just going to scroll up and down the page for the next hour.

Thank you! I didn't think much of him until I saw Django Unchained three times in theaters and somehow fell in love with his whimsical performance and ageless good looks.

Anyne else see Carey Elwes, if Carey Elwes had aged a little differently?

Only in the Angelic pic, otherwise, no.

Dear Pajiba,

I'll be in my bunk.

holy christ, that's going to be be the best video I'll see all week, and it's only Tuesday.

I didn't realise he was The Most Interesting Man in the World. Is there a photo of him climbing out of a seaplane?

After seeing this post, I've decided a parallel 007 series must be done with him as a deliciously Austrian James Bond

Not many men would be acceptable alternate casting as either Wesley OR Count Rugen...but he would.

from der humpink to Prince Humperdink

I can now see him playing all the male roles in The Princess Bride. Except maybe the sick kid.

Nah, fuck it. The sick kid, too!

albino? ;)

An albino with a German accent? Hells yeah.

OK, now I'm starting to see it.

Oh dear me, do I love his voice. There is something in the way he pronounces certain words that just makes me happy.

This.

It's the sound of angels sighing in happiness as they drift off to sleep on their gossamer cloud beds, dreaming about. . . well, about Christoph Waltz, I guess.

I don't know what I'm missing here, but present-day Waltz beats the PANTS off the younger. I think a little scruff and age lines serve him well - his younger pics look like a creepy Charlie Hunnam-hybrid with an enormous jaw.

Third photo from top: delicious flat feet. Still delicious. And the deliciously dreamy photo is giving me delicious tingles in my ladyparts.

He had deliciously kissable mouth in his younger years. The bottom lip in particular begs to be nibbled upon. And there is something about him that reminds me of The Gosling. Can't put my finger on it. Something about his expressions.

It´s the big jaw.

Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Did you not scroll all the way down?

Well now I'm worried. Hungover is one thing but blindness... Not so good.

I didn't see it the first time I looked at this post either. I think videos take a longer time to load, so there was just white space for a while.

Delicious Pajiba for giving me this.
Every Monday should be Waltz Monday. In time, the power of Waltz would overpower the shitness of Monday and we'd have a three day weekend.

*siiiiiigh*

Goodness, and I thought I was in love before....

Great, now "delicious" doesn't look like a word anymore.

Neither does deliciousry, for some reason.

best pick-me-up ever. good work.