Are You F*cking Listening, Hollywood? 14 Ways You Could Have Improved Our Summer At The Movies
Have The Pretty Mermaids Take Out Jack Sparrow In A Bloody, Bitey, Scaly, Feeding Frenzy.
Let These Dudes Make Out.
Oh, Oh, These Dudes Too!
And Also The-No, Wait, Sorry, Nevermind.
Don't Make Your L.A.-based Tech Guy Ask What A Flash Mob Is. It's Embarrassing.
Stick With The Puffy Lipped Devil You Know.
Don't Rely On Kyle Chandler To Fix All The Things.
Do Rely On Charlie Day To Fix All The Things.
Buy A Dictionary, Look Up The Word "Final," Put An End To This Nonsense.
Don't Waste Our Favorite Gay, He's A National Treasure.
Go Back In Time, Watch Becoming Jane. This Time With The Sound On. Cast A F*cking English Actress In Your Film.
Arrange A Wardrobe Malfunction.
Hide All The Pants.
No, Seriously, All Of Them.
Oh. . .Um, Cheers, Hollywood!
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