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A Beginner's Guide to Classic Films

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (59)



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I don’t normally hold it against a person under a certain age if they don’t have much familiarity with the classics (unless they boast about their stubborn ignorance). It wasn’t until a heady summer when I was in my early 20s, in fact, before I immersed myself into black and white film. There was a DVD delivery service in Boston in the late 90s, a precursor to Netflix (I forget what it’s called), where you could order a DVD, a frozen pizza, and a pint of ice cream and have it bicycle delivered to your apartment in under an hour. I kept that place in business for three months, watching my way through Cary Grant, Billy Wilder, Alfred Hitchcock, Jimmy Stewart, the Hepburns, and Brando, among many others. (I believe the business went under within a year).

But if you’re coming of movie age today, it’s harder and harder to know where to start. The classics don’t air on television that frequently, and movie blogs like our own are too obsessed with Avatar and (500) Days of Summer to explore the classics very often (let it be known, also, that reviews of old black-and-white movies are typically not as popular, even here). So, where do you begin if you’ve finally gotten over the idea that old movies are for dull, pretentious people and you’ve decided to put aside your biases against B&W.

I couldn’t really say for sure, but below is a very crude guide — modeled mostly after my own experiences — meant to assist you in this endeavor. This is from a film lovers’ perspective, and not from the point of view of a film scholar (our newest contributor, Drew Morton, handles intellectual duties). There are hundreds of great classics, but in my own movie-watching experience, I find the these movies the most accessible to modern mainstream audiences. I’ve only named 30, so obviously there are plenty that I’ve left off. But for the uninitiated, this represents something of an earnest, very rudimentary Beginner’s Guide to Classic Movies.


Bonnie and Clyde Action and Western — Forty years removed, there are two ways to look at Bonnie and Clyde — as a movie standing on its own two feet, and as a moment in the history of American cinema. Looking at it the first way, within the black box of a darkened theater, Bonnie and Clyde is simply a great film. First and foremost, it is absolutely loaded with excellent performances. Warren Beatty is fantastic as Clyde, portraying the robber as a curious mix of sly sarcasm and outward confidence, inner weakness and the occasional simmering anger. He’s charming as hell and, were I a man who swung a different way, I might say he’s in his luscious prime. Of course, my heterosexuality can remain entirely comforted by the fact that Faye Dunaway, as Bonnie, is also in her luscious prime. In one of her first film roles, the then 26-year-old actually (arguably) one-ups Beatty’s charm with her own glittering eye and sex-pot charisma. And while Beatty and Dunaway could’ve carried this movie all on their own, they don’t have to. There’s also a shockingly young Gene Hackman as Clyde Barrow’s brother Buck, who joins the Barrow Gang with his reluctant wife, the endlessly annoying Blanche (played by Estelle Parsons, the one Oscar-winning performance of the movie, despite a host of nominations). And the gang’s rounded out by C.W. Moss, played by Michael J. Pollard, the delightfully nebbish and dim former gas clerk who unwittingly leads to Bonnie and Clyde’s gruesome end (most assuredly more on that, in a bit). As I mention, while only Parsons won an Oscar, the rest were all deservedly nominated — each performance brings something to the table and, regardless of any other aspect of this flick, makes the movie worth a view.

If you like Bonnie and Clyde, you’ll may also like: The Wild Bunch, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Magnificent Seven, Bridge on the River Kwai and The Dirty Dozen.

On the Waterfront Drama: On the Waterfront, directed by Elia Kazan, surrounds Marlon Brando with enough timeless quality to earn a place as one of the greatest movies ever made. The story of corruption among New York dockworkers, it’s most often represented by the clip of Terry Malloy, the ex-boxer played by Brando, telling his brother Charlie (Steiger) that he “coulda been a contender.” It’s a great scene, but one of the most pointed in the movie, and Brando’s subtle performance is even more impressive taken as a whole. Living in a time when realistic acting often means just bringing your own personality’s strengths to the screen (see Vince Vaughn in his most entertaining efforts and then on the talk shows), we could all learn a lot by watching Brando’s earliest film work. Like spinning Revolver or Rubber Soul, it will make you simultaneously pine for the good old days and something truly new.

If you like On the Waterfront, you may also like To Kill a Mockingbird, 12 Angry Men, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rebel Without a Cause, and A Streetcar Named Desire.

The Apartment Romance and ScrewballThe Apartment, a success with both critics and audiences in 1960, was also the last black and white film (with the exception of 1993’s Schindler’s List) to win the Best Picture Oscar (Wilder also won for best director and best original screenplay). But from the perspective of 2009, the miracle of The Apartment is that, despite the fact that it was released 49 years ago, it remains refreshingly new and surprisingly contemporary. Unlike modern romantic comedies, there’s no outrageous conceit, no gimmicky premise, no zingers, dick jokes, or pratfalls. Nor does The Apartment feature gastric humor, zany madcappery, or hijinx. Hell, no one even raises a voice or slams a door in The Apartment. It’s a simple, straightforward, single plotline movie with killer dialogue and amazing performances. But what really gets to me about The Apartment is that it’s one of the most romantic films I’ve ever seen, yet there is not one single kiss in the entire film — the mushiest thing anyone says, really, is “shut up and deal,” four words that— cinematically speaking —- have never melted my heart more. And the biggest irony of all is that The Apartment is the anti-romantic comedy: A brilliantly dark, caustic tale of adultery, corporate whoredom, and what it takes to get ahead, featuring illicit affairs, sleazy pricks, and even suicide attempts; it takes up space on the film spectrum somewhere between farce, drama, and a morality tale.

If you like The Apartment, you may also like: Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Philadelphia Story, Some Like It Hot and His Girl Friday.

Rope Hitchcock — Alfred Hitchock, by and large, is already a fairly accessible director, although in some instances, you may find that his ideas have already been completely exhausted by modern cinema, so some of the plots, anyway, may feel old hat. But Rope still feels fresh to me, even putting aside the remarkable technical achievement: It looks as though it were filmed in one continuous shot (thanks to some creative editing), although in reality, it’s made up of several eight-minute shots (the length of film reel in 1948). Simply put, it’s about a group of wealthy society brats who decide, for the fun of it, to see if they can commit the perfect crime for their own, hedonistic edification. They murder a former classmate, hide him in a chest, which they then use as a buffet table for a cocktail party at which, among others, a former professor (Jimmy Stewart) — who once espoused thee intellectual concepts ofNietzsche’s Übermensch and the art of murder — is in attendance. It’s a remarkably simple, yet richly compelling movie, noted mostly for the gimmick it employed. And although it’s one of his lesser seen films, I think the melodrama and the bullshit faux philosophizing actually make it more accessible than his better known works. Plus, it’s just a fun goddamn movie.

If you like Rope, you may also like Notorious, North by Northwest, Rear Window, To Catch a Thief and Vertigo.

Double Indemnity Noir — The 1944 classic, Wilder’s third film, is considered one of the first film noirs, an influential project that combined German Expressionist lighting (dim, moody, and shadowy), voice-over narration, sinister themes and amoral protagonists, specifically the film’s femme fatale, who would inspire a series of bad-girl movies in the ’40s and ’50s. I mean, for its time, Double Indemnity was dark, man. Like, David Fincher’s lighting crossed the Coen Brothers’ cynical view of humanity. The two main characters, Walter Neff (Fred MacMurray) and Phyllis Dietrichson (Barbara Stanywick) were perhaps as pure evil as any two characters to inhabit the screen up until that point — the Mickey and Mallory Knox of their time, an adulterous couple driven to their demise because of simple overpowering lust and greed. With the huge commercial and critical success of Indemnity (which garnered seven Oscar nominations), Wilder opened up the door for a series of films dealing with doomed antiheroes and the sleazy underbelly of sexual passion. Moreover, there was no tacked-on Hollywood ending in Double Indemnity; there was nothing thrown in to redeem either Walter or Phyllis. They were just bad goddamn people, and if there were any take-home message in Double Indemnity, it was this: If you’re not careful, the smell of honeysuckle will drive you to an early fucking grave.

If you like Double Indemnity, you may also like The Third Man, The Postman Always Rings Twice, The Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep.









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Comments

No All About Eve?

Posted by: Popcultureboy at July 21, 2009 3:07 PM

The film studies courses I took in college helped a lot when looking at classics. I especially liked my Films from the 60's course...and the Hitchcock one.

I however got most of my immersion from AMC (back when it didn't suck) and TMC. There's nothing like getting off work, popping open a beer, and watching a movie knowing that all the actors are dead, and this is their legacy.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 21, 2009 3:08 PM

"you could order a DVD, a frozen pizza, and a pint of ice cream and have it bicycle delivered to your apartment in under an hour..."

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If they had included a hooker and blow it would have been as close to perfection as humans could ever hope to achieve.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 21, 2009 3:11 PM

I watched Double Indemnity in college, and I had a really hard time separating Fred MacMurray's character from his role as the father in My Three Sons.

I suspect that kids these days won't have that problem.

Posted by: mswas at July 21, 2009 3:12 PM

I am terrible when it comes to watching older films, but in the past year or so I have watched Casablanca, The Philadelphia Story, The Thin Man, and To Kill a Mockingbird and adored them. Next on the list is definitely Streetcar and The Apartment.

Posted by: Julie at July 21, 2009 3:14 PM

I just watched "Some Like it Hot" again this weekend. That movie is unbelievably funny. I miss Jack Lemmon.

Posted by: figgy at July 21, 2009 3:14 PM

This is a nicely put, comprehensive beginner's guide. I like the inclusion of a Hitchcock category and would suggest a Ford or a Lean category for the intermediate list.

Posted by: The Fox at July 21, 2009 3:17 PM

"He’s charming as hell and, were I a man who swung a different way, I might say he’s in his luscious prime.."


Oh and, WOW.

dude...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 21, 2009 3:18 PM

Nice start. Why did you leave off Hitchcock's original Psycho?

Posted by: Melody at July 21, 2009 3:19 PM

I never could get into "Rebel Without A Cause" because everybody in it was ACTING so damned hard. I do love "12 Angry Men," though, and I would happily go gay for Cary Grant in "His Gal Friday."

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 21, 2009 3:22 PM

I loved ROPE 10 years ago, I love it now. One of my favorite Hitchcock films.

You can keep your NbyNW or To Catch a Thief- the fine acting and tight plot of ROPE is much better than most of his more popular stuff. The ending is more believable and not as hurried together as some of his other films.

Posted by: Be Adequite! at July 21, 2009 3:23 PM

You specifically picked out Rope, but not Vertigo? I watched it on video years ago (okay, make it decades ago), and thought it was okay. Then recently, local college had a free movie night and they showed yep, Vertigo. Seeing it as a (hopefully mature) adult--I realized just how twisted and perverted Stewart character really is (and surprised that the censors didn't pick up on this).

Posted by: True_Blue at July 21, 2009 3:23 PM

I had to de-lurk to say how happy this post has made me. A big fan of classic film myself, I occasionally despair at the lack interest my peers show in movies made before 1970. This is a solid introductory list. Might I suggest some swashbuckling? We don't get good swashbuckling these days. Errol Flynn pretty much had the market cornered back in the day. "The Adventures of Robin Hood" and "Captain Blood" are not to be missed. If you've seen "Goonies," you've got a leg up.

Posted by: becky at July 21, 2009 3:23 PM

Do I love the film/book/music reviews?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Do I love the witty, dare I say Algonquinian bantering of the Eloquents? Well, of course, darlings.
But why do I keep returning to Pajiba, time and time again?
Because of columns just like this one.
Brilliant, Mr. Rowles.
Just brilliant.

Posted by: Spender at July 21, 2009 3:24 PM

I loved watching The Marx Bros. when I was a kid and I still get a kick out of seeing them on TMC every now and then.

And FYI, I think I made it half-way through Rosebud or whatever it's called before I turned on the Stooges.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at July 21, 2009 3:25 PM

I second becky's call for swashbuckling classics. And please add screwball comedies--Hollywood has forgotten how to make one, and anyhow Kate Hudson is no Myrna Loy and McCoughney the brain-dead surfer can't do Cary Grant.

Posted by: True_Blue at July 21, 2009 3:28 PM

Fuck, I love Rope. Thanks for giving it its due.

Posted by: ziggy at July 21, 2009 3:34 PM

Sunset Blvd, baby. That's one of the ones that made me love film as an art form. That, and all the old movies my parents used to watch: anything from Hitchcock (my dad was a huge fan. You can't really go wrong with Hitch, even The Birds is phenomenal. Seriously, even if you think you know it, watch it again and immerse yourself in it. Terrifying), anything with Bette Davis (Mom was the huge fan there). Also, I'll multiply the love for 12 Angry Men and Some Like It Hot.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 21, 2009 3:39 PM

Nice list Dustin and thanks for the shout out. Here's a link to a similar piece I wrote a few years back, in case anyone is interested:

http://www.tnmc.org/General-Articles/my-love-letter-to-the-cinema.html

Posted by: Drew Morton at July 21, 2009 3:42 PM

I've recently been commenting on the movie site The Auteurs, and discovered I'm in over my head when it comes to classic films. So, thanks so much for making this guide. Incidentally, I LOVE 12 Angry Men and Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

I'm a little surprised to not see Citizen Kane on this list, though. And if you're gonna go for Bonnie and Clyde, why not The Sting? And what about Duck Soup or All The President's Men?

Anyway, awesome job, as usual.

Posted by: Christian H. at July 21, 2009 3:43 PM

Ah, kozmo.com how I miss thee.

Posted by: Mo at July 21, 2009 3:48 PM

"The Odd Couple" probably deserves a nod just for Jack Lemmon's bizarre quirks and tics. Plus, it furthers my theory that Walter Matthau was born a rumpled old man and simply grew into his body over time.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 21, 2009 3:50 PM

I caught Bringing Up Baby a few weeks ago on TMC and fell head over heels in love with Katherine Hepburn. She was so good that poor Cary Grant looked pedestrian.

I've seen large chunks of about 90% of these movies, but only seen about 30% in their entirety. I just can't bring myself to rent them. Maybe I need to start, especially with the Bonnie and Clyde section.

Posted by: Kballs at July 21, 2009 3:51 PM

I'm also de-lurking to recommend some great classic films. Romantic comedies these days are pure drivel but in the "days of yore" they were comic masterpieces with wonderfully strong women.
Check of anything by Prestos Sturgess. Start with The Lady Eve (Barbara Stanywick is perfection) than move to the Palm Beach Story.
I also second who ever said All About Eve.

Posted by: misspants at July 21, 2009 3:54 PM

SUNSET BOULEVARD.

HOLY SHIT YESSSS. Sunset Boulevard forever. Add it now!

Posted by: AlexaCastro at July 21, 2009 3:56 PM

Hooray, for classic films. I would recommend Three Came Home. It is a compelling and moving story; however, it is Claudette Colbert's performance that is simply breath-taking. The ending makes me cry every single time (in a good way).

Posted by: androstarr at July 21, 2009 3:56 PM

My grandmother was a huge classic movie buff, and I loved watching them when I was at her house. I always get goosebumps when I watch To Kill A Mockingbird and the courtroom scene comes on. I second/third Sunset Boulevard, Some Like It Hot, The Thin Man.

Also you can't really go wrong with The Quiet Man or Gone With The Wind. And don't even get me started on the musicals like Astaire/Rogers.

Posted by: Jeni at July 21, 2009 4:10 PM

An excellent listlet Rowles. More people should watch the classics so they can better understand why some of us get so upset with this constant stream of remakes Hollywood keeps throwing at us.
You may also want to think about a random list of movies that were books first. The other day a cousin of mine (age 30) was surprised to find out that To Kill A Mockingbird was a Harper Lee book and not just a movie. And then I killed that cousin to put us all out of her fucktarded misery.
I fear for the future.

Posted by: JenVegas at July 21, 2009 4:14 PM

Lexington, KY, where I go to school, has a fabulous summer classic film series that can't be missed. Every Wednesday for $4, you get to sit in the grand old Kentucky Theater, listen to organ music before the show, and watch awesome classic films. The theater practically sells out every time, and there are lines around the block for some of the better-known ones. Every year, they show at least one epic, one western, a musical, a Hitchcock (Vertigo on the big screen! Swoon!), and at least one movie from the 30's. I think it's heaven -- I love classic movies, and I've had a chance to see some I never even thought to watch. Great stuff. I have to move this year, and I'm really going to miss it.

Posted by: linny at July 21, 2009 4:19 PM

The Postman Always Rings Twice doesn't hold up at all, in my opinion.

My favourite is The Stage Door.

Posted by: Ling at July 21, 2009 4:30 PM

Great recommendations. I think you have to make an effort to watch classic films before you realize how awesome they are. It reminds me of my sophomore year of high school. A couple girlfriends and I decided to immerse ourselves in old movies and held fairly regular old movie sleepover nights. I definitely owe it to my kind of snobby friends for getting me started on my love of old movies (and my now addiction to movies in general).

Our best old movie night: Red Dust. We rented it because the back cover said that Clark Gable was aggressively male. And oh boy, was he.

Posted by: kelsy at July 21, 2009 4:31 PM

I nominate The Women (1939). It technically counts as black and white (in my mind) even though there was a "colour" fashion show in it... I was flicking through the movie channels on my tv and I came across it - I didn't move from my seat once until it finished. It's just one of those films that just grabbed me by the throat and tortured every emotion out of me, without me ever expecting it to (not to mention the humour is exceptional). And that's why I absolutely refuse to watch the retarded remake because I would rather be stabbed in the eye with a rusty screwdriver than watch those modern-day harridans destroy an incredibly powerful film.

One of my favourite lines:

"Well, cheer up, Mary; living alone has its compensations. Heaven knows it's marvelous being able to spread out in bed like a swastika."

1939 people. 1939.

Posted by: Squeeziee at July 21, 2009 4:32 PM

Excellent list. I would also suggest a foreign category, headed by The Seven Samurai (heavy on the action, light on the dialogue, to get a person used to "reading" a movie), and suggesting (in approximate reverse order of accessibility) The Bicycle Thief, Rashomon, The Battle of Algiers, La Dolce Vita, The Rules of the Game. By the time you get to Sansho the Bailiff (an obvious fave), you will have expanded your horizons by a factor of ten.

Posted by: sansho1 at July 21, 2009 4:33 PM

Action flick - Seven Samurai by Akira Kuwosawa. The inspiration for the Magnificent Seven and countless other action flicks.

Hitchcock - Psycho. It's the father of all modern day slasher flicks and it is genuinely scary. The score is a classic.

Screwball - The entire Paramount Marx Brothers collection. Cocoanuts, Animal Crackers, Monkey Business, Horse Feathers and the legendary Duck Soup. Also Abbott & Costello's Buck Privates.

Romance - Casablanca. Trust me you'll be crying at the end, as you stare into Ingrid Bergman's angelic face.

Fantasy - The Wizard of Oz. There's a reason they show it every year. Also Jason and the Argonauts, Ray Harryhausen at his best.

Western - The Searchers & High Noon. Starring two iconic actors John Wayne and Gary Cooper.

Horror - Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, The Wolfman, King Kong, Godzilla, and Night of the Demon, Night of the Living Dead. This is what horror movies were like before gore effects and CGI took over.


Other classic movies I would recommend -
Key Largo (Bogart and Edward G Robinson)
Desperate Hours (Bogart)
White Heat (best ending ever, James Cagney)
The Samurai trilogy (Toshiro Mifune)
Nosferatu (silent, created one of the archtypes for vampires, Bela's Dracula was the other one)
Touch of Evil
Miracle on 34th Street
The Ten Commandments
Theater of Blood and The Abominable Dr Phibes (Vincent Price classics)
Spartacus
Diabolique (the original of course)
Treasure of the Sierra Madre (another Bogart classic)
Cabaret
West Side Story


This should get you started.

Posted by: John W at July 21, 2009 4:43 PM

Love love love The Thin Man movies.

Myrna Loy, drunkenly reading a newspaper: "It says you were shot 3 times in The Post."

William Powell, drinking: "Nonsense, I wasn't shot anywhere near my post."

Posted by: BWeaves at July 21, 2009 4:46 PM

This list makes me so happy. I adore classic films, and almost always prefer something from the 40s to whatever's playing in the theatre these days. Now, Voyager is one of my favorites and I heartily recommend Rebecca to anyone looking for a suspense fix. Oh, and pretty much anything Hitchcock is a fabulous way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: Kolby at July 21, 2009 4:50 PM

I have a real problem with Marx Brother's movies. Their humor is too dated.

EX. Groucho is playing a private eye. The camera shows the name on his office door is S.Q. Quail.

Did you get it? Did you get it? Do you want me to explain it to you?

In the 1920's and 30's, women were not chicks or birds, they were quail. If they were underage girls, they were San Quentin Quail. Yeah, it's still not funny.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 21, 2009 4:54 PM

I'm shocked that Lawrence Of Arabia did not make this primer, Dustin.

Yes, I'm going to keep beating that horse. Or camel, as it were.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 21, 2009 4:58 PM

S.Q. Quale. I knew I'd spell it wrong if I didn't check first.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 21, 2009 5:01 PM

The Postman Always Rings Twice is the one with Kevin Costner, right?

Posted by: whatBENwatches at July 21, 2009 5:06 PM

Cat People - Suspense/Horror: The name Val Lewton may not be as prevalent in the horror film community Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, or Clive Barker, but his impact on the genre cannot be ignored. With this classic is-it-or-isn't-it transformation/monster film, Val Lewton demonstrated his skillful hand as a producer, making sure every single detail of this still-scary black and white masterpiece was just right. Val Lewton never technically directed a film, but his oeuvre is undeniably one man's vision. Cat People, featuring a tour-de-force performance from Simone Simon, is best known for the first great jump scare of American cinema but should be known as required viewing for film lovers.

If you like Cat People, you might also like: I Walked With A Zombie, Dracula (Spanish Version), Curse of the Cat People (dark fantasy based on child psychology), The Invisible Man, The Leopard Man, Bride of Frankenstein, and The Isle of the Dead.

Fixed your list. You're welcome.

Posted by: Robert at July 21, 2009 5:14 PM

Great list and a timely one as well, Dustin. Just the other day I was browsing the Netflix site, adding in a bunch of classic B&W movies to introduce my husband to. He managed to make it through art school without viewing any of the classics and I've decided to fix that. I believe all of the films I would have added have been mentioned in previous comments.

Despite the fact that Humphrey Bogart looks nothing like the literary Sam Spade, The Maltese Falcon is one of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: stardust savant at July 21, 2009 6:43 PM

Just get TCM if you have cable or satellite. Leave it on all the time. Get sucked into the movies they show. Don't disregard odd hours such as the middle of the night or very early in the morning--you'll catch some unknown jewels then (and some super weird shit--I left it on the other night and woke up because of thunder outside at 3 am and found myself staring at a scene of two women making out and a man dancing and throwing little feathers over them--something from the 60s).

Watch Silent Sunday Nights on TCM and get sucked into the expressions on everyone's faces. Watch everything Hitchcock ever directed (seriously).

Just take the year 1939 and watch almost anything made that year.

Go get a guide to classic movies, there are several good ones, and start plowing through them one by glorious one.

Thank you so much for this list, I'm a huge classic film fan. I watch far more of those than I do contemporary films. But I only started about five years ago. Once I did, I couldn't stop.

I'm especially a fan of anything sci-fi from the 40s through the 60s and most any detective/murder/whodunit from the 30s through the 70s. I'm really into the films of the early 60s right now, too, almost any genre.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 21, 2009 6:48 PM

I grew up watching AMC as a kid. I was more liable to watch a black and white screwball, than anything else in the offing on TV. It broke my heart when Turner bought the rights to everything. I've never lived in a house that had Turner Classic Movies, never been solvent enough to afford the mega expanded cable package, but oh how I wish I could order just ONE channel from my cable provider, and for the channel to be TCM.

And how MUCH does basic cable suck? And how LITTLE does it give our kids to watch (I know they should be reading/outside anyway)?!???!?! *scrambles down off soap box*

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 21, 2009 6:57 PM

Oh and it's kinda fun to try to catch Robert Osborne (host of TCM) getting all slurry and mush-mouthed from time to time. We think he drinks.

Yesterday he had Buzz Aldrin on there and they did nothing but moon movies from the 60s all day (except for The Right Stuff). I was in heaven!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 21, 2009 6:58 PM

Wow it looks like my comment is a petulant response to the one above when really we must have been writing simultaneously. Snuggie can I come over and watch? At 4am?

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 21, 2009 6:59 PM

coveredinbees TCM is our one non-negotiable when it comes to TV. We can do without almost any other channel, even the news channels, everything, but NOT that one. That's the one channel all three of us agree totally on. We can usually turn it on TCM and get sucked in and enjoy a movie together, as a family, or as a couple.

My 14 year old has watched a hell of a lot of classic films as a result. Normally she says she doesn't want to watch "some old movie" when it first comes on, but they have a way of snagging you and before you know it, she's hooked to the very end.

I don't prefer AMC because of the commercials and how they sometimes cut the films. Pooey to that!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 21, 2009 7:05 PM

Oh and one more thing. There's a photo spread in the current issue of modern day stars and up-and-comers reenacting famous 30's movies or movies about the 30's and while some hit home (I particularly liked the They Shoot Horses) some way miss the mark. Rose Byrne standing in for Claudette Colbert? Amanda Seyfried (as much as I like Lily Kane) totally missing the zany glint of Carole Lombard. CHANNING F*CKING TATUM CHANNING as William Powell?

I don't think so. You can see the photos on this chick's livejournal page, as well as some other, more reputable places. http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36998000.html

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 21, 2009 7:08 PM

coveredinbees Heck yeah! And that's kind of what I figured (about your response). It didn't sound petulant! I wish everyone had TCM!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 21, 2009 7:11 PM

Well yeah, AMC sucks NOW. But it used to be exactly what TCM was. Mostly all black and white movies, no commercials during the movies and awesome, slightly drunk older gentlemen introducing the films while smirking out some fun old timey movie trivia. Bob Dorian! Nick Clooney (George's dad). Wither, thou??!!?

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 21, 2009 7:11 PM

linny I would LOVE that theater and go to those films every time they showed them! Real organ music beforehand? AWESOME.

We love our local minor league baseball stadium, because they have an actual organ and play all the classic little baseball ditties throughout the game.

But anyway, speaking of classics, if I could go back in time, I'd do this guy:

http://www.geocities.com/mitchumgirl3/imagesandwords/mitchhunk.jpg

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 21, 2009 7:30 PM

Tracer Bullet! Odd Couple! That scene in the diner when Jack Lemmon is trying to clear his sinuses (HMA! HMA!) makes me laugh like a fucking LOON, no matter how many times I watch it. I can think about it and start laughing--the absurd noises he's making so abruptly and then Walter Matthau's reaction. OhmyGod. HMA!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 21, 2009 7:33 PM

It's kind of strange that there aren't any foreign classic films on the list (unless we count Hitchcock as British). What about the French New Wave? Kurosawa?

That said, I looooove Rope. It's my equivalent of a third date movie.

Posted by: Maggie at July 21, 2009 9:21 PM

The Apartment is my all-time favorite romantic movie. Because I generally *hate* romantic movies, and this one is smart and has a ton of heart, too. Although I'm also a sap for The African Queen, which just goes to show there's an exception to every rule.

I'd also second the recommendation of The Battle of Algiers. It's a terrific movie that seems especially relevant today.

If you really want to see old comedies that hold up, I adore W.C. Fields movies. I'm always surprised that they're not shown more often.

Posted by: Wednesday at July 21, 2009 9:39 PM

I'll second, Some Like it Hot and Bringing Up Baby and add Woman of the Year to the mix. When Spencer Tracy watches Katherine Hepburn in the kitchen, it's too funny.

Also, the list needs some Jimmy Stewart a la Vertigo, Harvey, Mr Smith Goes to Washington and It's a Wonderful Life (I'm a sap).

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at July 21, 2009 9:55 PM

@Snuggiepants and coveredinbees:

Hooray! You also remember that time so long ago when AMC was actually "American Movie Classics" and broadcast classic movies WITHOUT COMMERCIALS. Sometimes I think it was all a dream. But to remember Bob Dorian and Nick Clooney? Be still my heart. I'm getting nostalgic. And good on you for sitting your kids down for some quality films. I would have gone through my whole life without John Wayne if it hadn't been for my dad, and would never have heard Leonard Bernstein if it hadn't been for my mom.

Posted by: becky at July 21, 2009 11:11 PM

Hmmm, I was expecting to see Rebel without a Cause or East of Eden or perhaps Giant. I wonder why?

Posted by: chris at July 22, 2009 7:48 PM

First off, I'm with becky ... Dustin, you get HUGE BIG MONDO points for the AMC reference. I too remember back in the days before TCM when AMC was commercial free and uncut ... they're trying to get back to that to some small degree, but fuggedaboudit, TMC owns the classic movie genre. LOVE that channel ... if I had to pick a desert island cable channel, hands down that's it!
A GREAT list ... perfect starter material, well organized and supported ... AND you give "If you like this one, you'll like these ..." recommendations. WELL DONE! Cut, print ... moving on!

Posted by: Andy Geisel at July 30, 2009 1:15 AM

Billy Wilder's "The Lost Weekend" (1945), with Ray Milland.

Posted by: minnie ruth at July 30, 2009 4:33 AM


















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