Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | May 21, 2013
Because Now I Know What Mickey From “Doctor Who” Was Doing With That Alka Seltzer
Because Sometimes I *Do* Want To Rip The Bangs Off His Forehead
Because Even As A Space Fugitive Terrorist, Cumberbatch Managed To Look Positively Sherlockian
Because No One Should Look This Good In Chartreuse
Because Of Something Old
Something New
Something Borrowed
And Something Blue
Because It’s A Thin Line Between Enunciating And Chewing
And An Even Thinner Line Between Being A Vulcan And Being Autistic
Because He Put On The Red Shirt And Lived To Tell The Tale
Because Of The 37 Instances Of Flare
Because, At Times, Things Were Kind Of Gay
And At Other Times They Were Super Gay
Because These Were Not The Boobs I Wanted To See
These Were
Because Of That Part Where Spock Skypes Spock
Because Of The Fan Service
And The Fanboys
Because Of This Neutron Cream Story
Because Of That Part When The Ship Turned Into The USS Inception
Because In Space No One Can Hear You Scream…But They Can Hear The Snap, Crackle Pop Of The Warp Stream Trails
Because Set Phasers To Stunning
Because, Well, Hm, Good Point
Because They’ll Have A Whole Lot Of Explaining To Do In The Next Movie (You Cured Death, Bones, Really?) And I Can’t Wait To Hear What They Have To Say
