25 Spoileriffic Reasons Why I Loved "Star Trek Into Darkness"
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25 Spoileriffic Reasons Why I Loved Star Trek Into Darkness

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | May 21, 2013 | Comments ()


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Because Now I Know What Mickey From "Doctor Who" Was Doing With That Alka Seltzer
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Because Sometimes I *Do* Want To Rip The Bangs Off His Forehead
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Because Even As A Space Fugitive Terrorist, Cumberbatch Managed To Look Positively Sherlockian
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Because No One Should Look This Good In Chartreuse
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Because Of Something Old
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Something New
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Something Borrowed
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And Something Blue
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Because It's A Thin Line Between Enunciating And Chewing
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And An Even Thinner Line Between Being A Vulcan And Being Autistic
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Because He Put On The Red Shirt And Lived To Tell The Tale
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Because Of The 37 Instances Of Flare
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Because, At Times, Things Were Kind Of Gay
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And At Other Times They Were Super Gay
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Because These Were Not The Boobs I Wanted To See
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These Were
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Because Of That Part Where Spock Skypes Spock
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Because Of The Fan Service
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And The Fanboys
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Because Of This Neutron Cream Story
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Because Of That Part When The Ship Turned Into The USS Inception
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Because In Space No One Can Hear You Scream...But They Can Hear The Snap, Crackle Pop Of The Warp Stream Trails
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Because Set Phasers To Stunning
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Because, Well, Hm, Good Point
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Because They'll Have A Whole Lot Of Explaining To Do In The Next Movie (You Cured Death, Bones, Really?) And I Can't Wait To Hear What They Have To Say
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