25 Reasons Why Bruce Campbell Is Still The King, Baby

Because He Wasn’t Born With That Chin

But He Makes Excellent Use Of It

Because He’ll Do Anything For Sam Raimi

Because Of His Accessories

Because He Was A Hipster Before There Were Hipsters

Because He Was Captain Mal Before There Was A Captain Mal

Because “The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.” Was Taken From Us Too Soon

Because He Only Works With The Best

Because We Like His Style

And We Like His Moves

In Fact, I’m Pret-ty Sure He Taught Ellen How To Dance

Because His Geek Cred Is Impeccable

Because He’s Not Afraid To Show A Little Skin

Or A Lot Of Skin

Because He Is A Legit Published Author

Because He Was In Oz The Great And Terrible

But He Has A Sense Of Humor About It

Because He Was In “1600 Penn”

But He Has A Sense Of Humor About It

Because Of His Way With The Ladies

Because Of His Way With Gents

Because Of The Quotable Lines

And The Unqoutable Ones

Because He’s The King

Hail To The King